seems like jared polis thought this would make him look like an enlightened and humane centrist instead of a dumbass

Every Kash Patel story

Gastroenteritis: you have no jurisdiction in my home, this is your final warning.

Whoever plays The Cyclops in The Odyssey had better be Polish. It has always been abundantly clear that The Cyclops was intended to he Polish

Beast Mode

just finished Patrick Radden Keefe's new book London Falling and can't stop thinking about how there is probably a Zac Brettler in the story of every single cast member of a Bravo Housewives show

Here's Deborah Lipstadt, who was the Biden administration's envoy to fight antisemitism, approvingly retweeting a post that seems to call for the execution of NYT editors. 😵‍💫

here, Vasily Grossman gets at a human truth: feeling like you're gonna shit yourself in public is worse than war

this is why, when we win, we gotta win all the way.

Hearing that the death penalty is being considered for Nicholas Kristof. I am pro-life so I take no pleasure in reporting this.

Des Moines could not have more contempt for its residents I swear

Using the burrito taxi to deliver the Luxurious Bath Set from CVS to my mom because I don’t want to interrupt my gaming

We are officially less than two years away from the events of CHILDREN OF MEN Matters seem to be right on schedule

Hallmark invented mothers to sell you brunch

saying that MTG sacrificed her career for the cause is pretty rich considering the reality is she wanted to run for senate, trump said no, and she immediately turned heel on the right.

We’re starving people by the millions! And we’re not done yet!

If Bill Nye had been on Epstein’s plane

If you say any of this shit in a setting that isn't "into your phone, from the front seat of a large car" it just doesn't sound right.

This is sure to help all those Airbnb owners who invested hundreds of thousands of dollars and are at half capacity for reservations.

I should be working, and yet...

I wonder what he thinks about the autopen now 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

The person in politics who sounds most like a normal person is Bernie Sanders and Barack Obama personally intervened to ensure he was not the presidential nominee of the Democratic Party.

“What’s it like to be the last black president?” Is still probably the funniest thing ever said to one

Daffys very role is an unpopular opinion. Chuck Jones said that “Bugs Bunny is who we want to be but Daffy is who we are”: vain, self-centered, terrified at the world and the judgments of others, this plucky duck represents the very darkness at the heart of man’s soul as he struggles against entropy

Therapy office waiting room got acoustic instrumental cover of How To Save A Life on blast rn

“One day, Wilson, I’ll be sitting at that desk.”

nothing. there saved you 67 minutes.

ME: uhhh, two rabbits fighting THERAPIST: wrong again! that one's also my parents having sex. You're really bad at this

not having your work cited by the @nytimes.com will definitely prepare them for a journalism career tho

To say out loud TO BILL MAHER

Despite reports that he’s in critical condition, doctors just put out a press release saying Rudy Giuliani is in stable condition and masturbating comfortably.

When you only eat dinner at strip clubs and Hooters:

This product should not exist. www.wsj.com/us-news/chat...

It’s so grim that you probably can’t even shame republican lawmakers in private about shit like this because they can point out (correctly) that Biden was also sundowning for most of his term and the people around him just hid it better.

The president of Cornell backed his car into a student and a recent grad after a campus debate on Israel-Palestine. Then he lied about what happened in an email claiming he'd been the victim of harassment. Then, magnificently, Cornell's student newspaper found a video of the incident

Orban was pretty load-bearing for the global right wing media ecosystem huh

a modern day retelling of Frankenstein where the monster never comes to life but the creator drives himself insane convincing himself that it has

Center women's voices

Obama - Romney - Trump - Biden - Trump voter:

king shit www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

just doing some casual research and perusing an archived web forum created to discuss the work of iconic Batman writer and editor Dennis O'Neil that was active from 2004 to 2007,

bystanders directly in the line of fire with every shot too. our boys in blue not beating the Paul Blart accusations

In honor of @mayor.nyc.gov Zohran's plan for launching a public grocery in East Harlem, here's a page on Municipal Markets from a 1937 City Planning Commission report entitled "The ABCs of City Planning"! chpcny.org/the-abc-of-c...