“Other than that, Happy Thanksgiving” is going to live rent free in my head

So glad Zohran finally made Savannah Guthrie wear a Niqab for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade although the floats are a little underwhelming since his hadith against figurative or representational art

mfw the lone and level sands stretch far away, boundless and bare.

The Nerd Reich is too good

Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!

This is soooooooo funny. They could have done an even funnier thing...

It's funny how this isn't identifiable as a Conservative Opinion but is absolutely the sort of thing that runs on conservative opinion pages. An even split between "the traffic is so bad now" and "Mr. Trump, please exterminate the brutes." A perfectly American intellectual movement in that sense.

I'm excited to announce that I have been asked to join the Mamdani Transition Team to work on community safety issues. A New Era for NYC.

A literally example of a Wheat Thicks situation not only succeeding but changing the world

🎶 because I knew you I have been changed for good 🎶

All of Bluesky this morning:

oh my god he was rooting for Cersei?!

should call it the Innovating New Communities by Ending Lies, Sexism, Anti-semitism, and YouTube Subscriptions for Wicked, Hateful Assholes and Troublemakers Act

Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard: “We will miss his insights and his wisdom” Student: “NO WE WON’T” dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We gotta make a “you’re the monster, Victor” version of the family robot horror story from Megan where instead of the programming going screwy the robot just reflects the family dysfunction back at the family

once the transphobia brainworms set in it’s over, your brain is doomed

This shit is delightful

Elon Musk can't get humans to love him so he made a robot to love him instead and now all the humans are making fun of the robot. This is the smartest man in the world, a once-in-a-generation genius and clear member of the natural aristocracy

How you know you really fucked up

Sam Altman is like if the villain from Tenet was an even dumber version of Kendall Roy

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

Is the Illinois State Police a division of ICE?

"Huh, wonder what this grip thing is for"

what if he goes back to being normal like when a cartoon character with amnesia gets hit on the head

Bro if George III had a twitter

They took Fetterman to a horse hospital

Google searches for the word “ephebophile” spiking across DC today

Meanwhile, “did women ruin the workplace?”

Wait, is Pete Hegseth for some reason so against beards that it even polarizes him against some expressions of white nationalism???

for some reason, i don’t believe them

they’re running out of white guys to pardon

this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card

Taxes on high earners are too low bsky.app/profile/popc...

What's great about this is that it is so self-defeating. The more they hype up guys like Shapiro, the more billionaires are gonna be in their ears promising donations and soft places to land if they run the kinds of campaigns that are doomed to lose.

Got an instagram ad for what seems like an AI-powered investment app highlighting its ability to mirror the stock picks of famous traders like Michael Burry, the guy currently shorting the entire AI industry.

the title "My Year of Rest and Image Rehabilitation" was right there and they missed it

Looks like Jon Waters playing Benzino Napaloni in a remake of The Great Dictator

In Nate Silver's mind, and *only* in Nate Silver's mind, there is a non-zero chance Sydney Sweeney texts him to thank him for this tweet.

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

"Watergate was so bad it locked Republicans out of power for a single election cycle."

He’s right, it’s only fair that everybody have free government healthcare.

I love that it’s “Charlie had him pegged.” I hope they keep this up for decades and when we get broccoli-haired zoomers running for President in 2052 they’re still sending emails like “Charlie knew this was coming.”

The funniest answer is Florida Georgia Line but the true answer is unfortunately The Beach Boys