Starting to think owning a social media company is a 100% effective method of completely destroying your brain.

there is a real “guy who has only seen the boss baby” aspect to TCW’s work. the 2020 protests appear to be his only frame of reference for the world, and so everything must be made to fit into his (incredibly stupid) idea of what they were.

The people who want us to be afraid of drag queens spend every weekend in pews listening to guys like this:

Agree with everyone saying Zone of Interest, Killers of the Flower Moon, and The Card Counter. The only ones I have seen suggested yet are TÁR and Elvis.

I want to show a picture of The Gromble to Jordan Peterson

Government? Never heard of her

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

To my friend Jane Goodall. Rest now sister. We have the watch and I'll see you in Valhalla.

Broken clock situation here and we don’t have to fall for it!

I love that he’s clearly drifting into a direct impersonation of Trump towards the end. Absolute brain worms.

This is pretty much the Trisolaris alien invasion plan from the Three Body Problem only we are doing it to ourselves.

James Damore and Andy Ngo's lawyer is going to investigate my city's school system for not hiring enough white people.

This feels like Rangers last year but without leveling late

I’m going to lose my mind again watching the spurs this season

Gotta love how Hegseth gathered senior military officials to tell them "no fatties."

fewer than 1% of the human population will ever get to type a comeback as contextually devastating as this

I’m reading @equalityalec.bsky.social’s copaganda book right now and can’t stop thinking about how the @nytimes.com and other outlets have so normalized lying about crime rates that it’s now excusable to do this:

A quarter of Americans seem to believe that none of the 200,000 dead so far were civilians but were instead Hamas fighters, even the infants.

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

Pete Davidson in custody of Saudi Arabian authorities after asking every audience member at the Riyahd Comedy Festival if they helped kill his father

Cornell is cancelling a distinguished professor's classes on Gaza and suspending him because of the complaints of a student who previously served in Israel's military surveillance agency and was literally recording the comments of other students in class and deliberately derailing discussion.

added some sound

lmaoooooo

Klein vs TNC is such a fascinating example of how Ezra views the world:

Please see the following message shared today with our Des Moines Public Schools community.

ICE has arrested the Des Moines Public Schools superintendent Dr. Ian Roberts according to an email sent to parents.

2026 Chuck Schumer addressing his constitutents

“Maybe I hear about a guy named Reid Hoffman” is just SO funny!! Everything he knows about leadership he learned from watching mob movies on cable tv!

presumably for presiding over the many, many instances of illegal entrapment targeted at Muslim Americans that the FBI has committed since the beginning of the war on terror. right?

KASH PATEL: you falsify that evidence with messages that are anti-ICE in nature yet? LOW LEVEL FBI AGENT: sure did, boss. wrote the words "ANTI-ICE" on them nice and big, just like you asked KASH PATEL: what

Again, this is a broad coalition of people across the ideological spectrum whose top concern is making sure everyone rues and laments the “Woke Times” forever. It’s very much akin to the myths around “Negro misrule” in Reconstruction, which justified Jim Crow.

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

Obviously they only polled Bluesky weirdos and not real american twitter democrats lile Nate Silver

Obsessed with my newly acquired knowledge that Andrew Rannells from Girls played James in something called Pokémon Live! back in 2001.

Hey siri did five dollar footlongs happen under Obama

Stan Lee would have loved this (derogatory)

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

When the Nazis lost they burned their uniforms because they were afraid of getting hanged. They didn’t deserve grace or empathy and neither do Trump supporters.

Through early morning fog I see Visions of the things to be The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see

Charlie Kirk is the throat GOAT. More and more people are saying it.