for all the Tostitos…

I had vigorous facetime sex with my good friend, mitch mcconnell, for about 20 minutes today

I gotta be honest. This ruined my life a little

Chris Coons should have been retired from public life a long time ago. he’s lucky he lives in a country where people don’t seem to mind being humiliated by their representatives

this happens to me sometimes too

me too, Don

God DAMN lmao. Feminism most vindicated social movement in history?

this disregard for actual individuals is the belief system if a man who will kill a lot of people to assuage his demons

you have to be fundamentally stupid on some level to get to this pathetic stage of mania

awesome. now he’s shallow, evil, AND paranoid 👍

(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart?

fight from location was moving production ununionized areas and the global south, flight from time was pushing credit and debt and finanicalization, flight from reality is one billion x-box users on mars using orbital databases powered by angels dancing on pins bet on this today!!!!

Fix American Sports. Abolish the Ivies and Stanford.

if i can offer a heterodox-but-informed opinion— youth sports have gotten worse as they have become an even bigger part of the College Admissions circus. This, in turn, has ramped our Toxic Sports Parents problem up to 11.

trump curse is 3-0. WBC, Knicks, USMNT

i’m a goalkeeper who sucks shit. what’s this now, a little footie near me? why not try out the mid field? i can kick as well as anyone

trump curse is 3-0. WBC, Knicks, USMNT

damn we look like ass

defense looks like ass lol

I bet this place is rocking Tuesday night. #MACtion

Platner discourse is infuriating in the same way RFK discourse was in 2024. propping up some fuckin' idiot because of the 15% of his views that make some sense, which happen to be shared by tens of millions of people who aren't insane morons

tremendous job once again, everyone

brother i’m a Cavs fan, if Draymond had gotten suspended for every single game of the 2016 finals it would have made my enjoyment even more profound

@ maine democrats

dialectics

the 19th century is hilarious because they were inventing nationalism at the same time they were inserting into made up things like “Belgium”

Maybe the most revolutionary thing that can be done in movies is to make them decently again. (1968)

For a while after the global financial crisis, the Belgian economy was supposedly overperforming vis-a-vis the rest of Europe specifically because the two different regions of the country couldn’t agree on a government and so no one had the power to implement austerity.

guy on a motor-trike blasting chinese pop: you are today’s Summer Dogg of the Day

the reason the discourse over this is reaching annoying heights that nobody wanted is because this guy is ontologically evil and is corrupting the entire moral fabric of this country in a way that is so transparent and humiliating that it is impossible to wash the taste out of your mouth

Long live the king

There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots.

of the millions of crimes you can lay at this man's feet -- and at the feet of his reckless enablers -- a not insubstantial one is this: the generational damage he did to your childrens' and neighbors' moral fabrics

Time to introduce the Belgians to real beer

It’s so cool.

trying to think of my favorite comic artists of my lifetime and suddenly remembered one of the first comics I owned was an issue from Todd Macfarlane's Spider-Man run (eventually collected in Torment). very normal comic book for a little kid to own and read

we live in the worst possible world: Trump is president and tiktok still exists

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im here to drink beer and have the worst time my life, vamos el tri 🎉

I can't believe people are openly rooting for england considering He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

i sincerely love gul dukat. the fact that he thinks hes a great man of history when he is basically like a middle manager that the empire views as a loser is really brilliant. amazing pitch at the meeting. what if there was a cunt gecko who sucked. character of all time.

Norway defeated England in a World Cup qualifier in Oslo on September 9, 1981. Which led to this—the greatest call in sports broadcasting history. Kick rocks, Maggie Thatcher.

El Términator

the boys knew how to eat

Vini Jr is an objectively funny name

very sporting of that guy to do the worst approach on the ball I’ve ever seen, the goalie appreciates it