Megalopolis in IMAX

How many times do i have to learn you this????? go get you one of them slightly throwed off women with a pocket full of rocks and populate the earth

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

lmaooooooooooooo

ah so what happened was the bozos at border patrol got their hands on a laser

Bitches, leave.

i have learned that a big part of ice dancing excellence involves developing elite fuck me eyes

every one of these people has a story like this!!! and its so easy not to have a story like this!! I don't have one!!!!

that New Yorker article is hitting like crack for its intended audience

No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government

I don't care about the rational guy "this stuff is actually going to be pretty important one day" takes either. OK! Well let me know when it actually works man. We don't usually have hear about the run up to any other experimental product every day of our lives for years.

they’re calling it “the most mailed-in column of the decade”

Recalling how Chris Coons was encouraging impeachment managers in 2021 to wrap things up quickly because "people want to get home for Valentine's Day"

I saw the laziest minds of a generation absolutely cooked by a clanker.

E. C. Segar

Woke 1: I am not listening to able bodied hetero white cismen at this time Woke 2: Shut up I'm reading about the Nuremberg trials for ideas

Kim Cattrall in BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA…….. hello

The fact she was concurrently in a production of Uncle Vanya during filming. Her power

I maintain my theory it’s not just in-group signaling it’s also cause Trump has bad terrible eyesight and needs people with huge exaggerated features like kabuki masks to read them as faces

We're keeping track of all 4th place finishes in the 2026 Olympics in our Aluminum Medal Table! After Day 4, the US is still in the lead with 4 4th place finishes.

Ordering a cranberry juice at the bar and telling the bartender to leave the bottle with much seriousness

shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time

i would be so good at ski jumping. the only problem is you’re not allowed to crash

all entertainment in the US should be non-english or silent for like a whole year so that the populace can learn context clues and subtext

i lived in a small city (pop. 40,000) in Mallorca, Spain and once came upon 21 Pilots graffiti

why can i immediately find five gifs of players giving each other piggyback rides and not a single gif of a Maxey stepback 3

age verification? i have crank started a tractor

HOOOOOO boy. Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?" Lyons: "Yes ma'am." McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?" "Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"

god imagine cruising down the red-lit highway, blasting Lunatic Fringe www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTFV...

Conservative politics: society's most privileged & powerful, scared of their own shadows, imagining themselves victims, compensating for their insecurities by heaping abuse on society's weakest & most marginalized, and fashioning themselves heroes for doing it. It's repulsive.

I keep saying, lifetime eldercare is what every elderly congressperson believes they are entitled to. There used to be the occasional scandal about things like "house staffer forced to pick up dry cleaning" but you might have noticed they have all decided their staffers are their servants

aunt fritzi

Shri Thanedar looks like he's got some fresh hair. looking sharp sir

'Arizona cowboys play sports to pass the time in Phoenix, 1955. Photograph courtesy Black Star, National Geographic Creative'

I'll never forget former Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti saying, "In a good economy, homelessness goes up." A perfect encapsulation of what happens when a "strong economy" is measured by everything except whether workers can afford necessities like housing or healthcare.

i read a lot of novels and watch a lot of movies from the 30s and 40s and you wouldn't believe the things people were chasing down with black coffee

this was basically the thesis of Capital in the 21st Century, right? capital is growing at a rate faster than the "real" economy

The Wall Street Journal just illustrated the core argument of my book: a system rigged to reward capital over labor is one in which even full-time work no longer secures the most basic material needs. This is the economic order that produces the "working homeless." www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...

one time i was stoned and trying to buy topo chico and the old persian guy who ran the convenience store i was at asked me to talk to his lawyer on the phone because one of his gigachad sons had sold booze to underage kids the night before. i think i did ok.

This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough

Everyone should see this. You are wasting days of your life on the stairs

it is a little weird to me that we're writing politics stories about the apparently legitimate political strategy of demonizing outgroups and deporting them

"cavs back" you're hearing more and more

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

There is no greater indictment of the American system of government and economics than the fact that a literal suicide cult is basically the only people who have gotten what they want in this country over the past several years. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/c...

one time my wife was asked by one of her nanny kids: "when is everyone going to die?"

is it good that every member of congress who goes in to see the unredacted epstein files comes out ready to pull their eyes out like oedipus?

give me the window heat pump now. I am no longer asking