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Usually thinking about books, movies, old music, and big asses
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Hello new users of Bluesky. Just a reminder that I am internet royalty, more original than Lauren Duca, and handsome to boot
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Jesse Hawken
about 10 hours ago
Megalopolis in IMAX
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Solomon
about 16 hours ago
How many times do i have to learn you this????? go get you one of them slightly throwed off women with a pocket full of rocks and populate the earth
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Fall Out Bocchi
about 13 hours ago
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
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CJ Fogler
about 11 hours ago
lmaooooooooooooo
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ah so what happened was the bozos at border patrol got their hands on a laser
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about 12 hours ago
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Robocop (1987)
about 14 hours ago
Bitches, leave.
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i have learned that a big part of ice dancing excellence involves developing elite fuck me eyes
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abraconagra
about 14 hours ago
every one of these people has a story like this!!! and its so easy not to have a story like this!! I don't have one!!!!
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that New Yorker article is hitting like crack for its intended audience
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about 17 hours ago
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Better Things Are Possible
about 18 hours ago
No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government
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Luke O'Neil
about 17 hours ago
I don't care about the rational guy "this stuff is actually going to be pretty important one day" takes either. OK! Well let me know when it actually works man. We don't usually have hear about the run up to any other experimental product every day of our lives for years.
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they’re calling it “the most mailed-in column of the decade”
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about 22 hours ago
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Chris Ingraham
about 23 hours ago
Recalling how Chris Coons was encouraging impeachment managers in 2021 to wrap things up quickly because "people want to get home for Valentine's Day"
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ndndad
1 day ago
I saw the laziest minds of a generation absolutely cooked by a clanker.
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gossip göre
1 day ago
E. C. Segar
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
1 day ago
Woke 1: I am not listening to able bodied hetero white cismen at this time Woke 2: Shut up I'm reading about the Nuremberg trials for ideas
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Stella
1 day ago
Kim Cattrall in BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA…….. hello
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Blue sky nice ghost
1 day ago
The fact she was concurrently in a production of Uncle Vanya during filming. Her power
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Brian Phillips
1 day ago
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John Leavitt
1 day ago
I maintain my theory it’s not just in-group signaling it’s also cause Trump has bad terrible eyesight and needs people with huge exaggerated features like kabuki masks to read them as faces
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Sickos Committee
1 day ago
We're keeping track of all 4th place finishes in the 2026 Olympics in our Aluminum Medal Table! After Day 4, the US is still in the lead with 4 4th place finishes.
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Rogs
1 day ago
Ordering a cranberry juice at the bar and telling the bartender to leave the bottle with much seriousness
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Chris DeLeon ⓥ DevPods.gg gamedev collabs
2 days ago
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Colin Carlson
1 day ago
shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time
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i would be so good at ski jumping. the only problem is you’re not allowed to crash
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all entertainment in the US should be non-english or silent for like a whole year so that the populace can learn context clues and subtext
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i lived in a small city (pop. 40,000) in Mallorca, Spain and once came upon 21 Pilots graffiti
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Lisa
1 day ago
why can i immediately find five gifs of players giving each other piggyback rides and not a single gif of a Maxey stepback 3
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age verification? i have crank started a tractor
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Jen Bendery
2 days ago
HOOOOOO boy. Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?" Lyons: "Yes ma'am." McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?" "Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
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god imagine cruising down the red-lit highway, blasting Lunatic Fringe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTFV...
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David Roberts
2 days ago
Conservative politics: society's most privileged & powerful, scared of their own shadows, imagining themselves victims, compensating for their insecurities by heaping abuse on society's weakest & most marginalized, and fashioning themselves heroes for doing it. It's repulsive.
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Atrios
2 days ago
I keep saying, lifetime eldercare is what every elderly congressperson believes they are entitled to. There used to be the occasional scandal about things like "house staffer forced to pick up dry cleaning" but you might have noticed they have all decided their staffers are their servants
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caroline cash
2 days ago
aunt fritzi
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Shri Thanedar looks like he's got some fresh hair. looking sharp sir
2 days ago
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Sardonicus
2 days ago
'Arizona cowboys play sports to pass the time in Phoenix, 1955. Photograph courtesy Black Star, National Geographic Creative'
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Brian Goldstone
2 days ago
I'll never forget former Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti saying, "In a good economy, homelessness goes up." A perfect encapsulation of what happens when a "strong economy" is measured by everything except whether workers can afford necessities like housing or healthcare.
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i read a lot of novels and watch a lot of movies from the 30s and 40s and you wouldn't believe the things people were chasing down with black coffee
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2 days ago
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this was basically the thesis of Capital in the 21st Century, right? capital is growing at a rate faster than the "real" economy
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2 days ago
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Brian Goldstone
2 days ago
The Wall Street Journal just illustrated the core argument of my book: a system rigged to reward capital over labor is one in which even full-time work no longer secures the most basic material needs. This is the economic order that produces the "working homeless."
www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...
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one time i was stoned and trying to buy topo chico and the old persian guy who ran the convenience store i was at asked me to talk to his lawyer on the phone because one of his gigachad sons had sold booze to underage kids the night before. i think i did ok.
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2 days ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
2 days ago
This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough
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Dolphin Pilot
2 days ago
Everyone should see this. You are wasting days of your life on the stairs
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Gerry Doyle
2 days ago
it is a little weird to me that we're writing politics stories about the apparently legitimate political strategy of demonizing outgroups and deporting them
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"cavs back" you're hearing more and more
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bort
3 days ago
well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
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Craig Calcaterra
2 days ago
There is no greater indictment of the American system of government and economics than the fact that a literal suicide cult is basically the only people who have gotten what they want in this country over the past several years.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/c...
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Trump Allies Near ‘Total Victory’ in Wiping Out U.S. Climate Regulation
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/climate/endangerment-finding.html?campaign_id=9&emc=edit_nn_20260210&instance_id=170857&nl=the-morning®i_id=57373553&segment_id=215048&user_id=fba1944ab2cc5524d257c7cc0843572e
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one time my wife was asked by one of her nanny kids: "when is everyone going to die?"
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2 days ago
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is it good that every member of congress who goes in to see the unredacted epstein files comes out ready to pull their eyes out like oedipus?
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
2 days ago
give me the window heat pump now. I am no longer asking
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