This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers

Schumer is a jackass, but he made the right move here.

i'm a cishet man and i think Sabrina Carpenter is hot

that sound you just heard was Giorgio Agamben bursting to his desk to start writing after reading the term "biological pronouns"

“if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is by dismantling the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power.” - centrists would never

my passion is behind-the-scenes set photos of star trek

tagging Melania is awesome. all she wants to do is xan out, avoid her husband, and kiss her son

truth nuke

again find it bizarre that national dem leaders avoid the topic of ICE even on here but have time to congratulate an unpopular former speaker on their retirement from insider trading at 85

this was worth the equivalent capital investment of Everything The US Built From 1946-1980

thirty seconds in and I'm completely committed

i for one encourage the Hegseth DoD to continue to create a class of experienced, pissed officers in waiting

so funny how Nancy Pelosi and Mark Milley were rulers of the USA for like 3 weeks in 2021 and it's not clear that historians will ever record it as such

its kiss girls frigay

people need to get OFF of twitter asap

No! No!!!

keep an eye out for portents and omens today, playboy

it won't be long.....

This year has been the best defence of the jury trial system ever

just an incredible quote. not sure it’s right, but hey, who amongst us

Finally a good headline

Once in like 1999 I went into a Gristedes to buy some cereal and milk and when I opened the milk fridge a fucking bat flew out, hit me in the face, and flew up to the ceiling (its home, clearly) and when I told the woman at the front she was like yeah, he gets trapped in there sometimes

John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.

Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Columbo

watching the DS9 episode with Ted from Mad Men

remember when we were kids and we'd all play down by the stream and skip stones and ride bikes and pluck the soft leaves of the strangely pulsing red plant that grew in the cave and rub them under our arms and hallucinate about the Heavenly Seed for days and days and days

the only funny auto-correcting twitter account was the one that replied to people talking about bone broth with "it's also called stock"

i don't need ai because i can read books

there are two wolves inside Hanania. one is a snob, the other a bigot. the fate of his soul depends on the snob defeating the bigot

Carve it on your heart: when they say they hate "liberal feminists", they mean they hate women

i never thought i'd ask this question but....is deni avdija good??

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

for better or worse, literally the entire world we live in was built by dudes on legal amphetamines and liquor

All of the Welcomefest unindicted FTX co-conspirators are throwing a fit trying to blame Dunlap because their bought-and-paid for centrist Great White Hope voluntarily decided he’d rather be a lobbyist than stay in Congress. That’s a risk you take with guys willing to be bribed!

every once in a while we get a really tangible reminder of how Facebook has really been at the dead-ass center of the enshittification of the *entire* internet. like, I'm not sure there's another actor on the planet more responsible for making our daily digital experiences as regressive as they are.

already positioning their hands for the bailout

this is why i will always eventually fork over the money for league pass+ or whatever they're calling it now

People will be mad at me for saying this, but I think we have to do it. Nothing is more important for the future of this country, and indeed humanity, than the app that makes you schizophrenic and helps you forget how to learn. The juice is worth the squeeze.

It's the anniversary of John Berger's bday. His essay Ways of Seeing, a companion for the TV series, won the Booker Prize. The show is engaging, intelligent, and a great entry point art history/criticism.

its truly fine for Cuomo to have his little nipple rings but why are you as a man not wearing a lil grandpa tank top underneath your dress shirt. you are old enough to know better. in fact I think you're doing this on purpose, for pervert reasons

I can fix her

guys just a hypothetical, do you think a violent war in South America would lead to more or less migration to the United States? asking for a friend in the oval office

gmail should have a shuffle button so I can check out a random email from my emails