taken down at 11m views on tiktok. happy to be here👍🏼🫡

that’s right, time to tap the sign again unevenearth.org/2018/08/the-...

just as many left posters treat normies as noble savages, liberals seem to view poor people as like stray animals. “Don’t feed them or they’ll get the wrong idea, and then you’re stuck with ‘em!”

vance is a genuine lunatic

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

This is tremendous physical defense from Evan Mobley without fouling.

That's 11 third quarter points for Jaylon Tyson after this SOARING dunk.

This ending still goes so hard tbh

every couple years i have to look up what Mark Cuban did to actually make his money and i always laugh when i get to this line in the wiki: "Yahoo!'s costly purchase of Broadcast.com is now regarded as one of the worst internet acquisitions of all time"

you think yoda was alone? he was in those swamps popping pussy, luke

Book people of Bluesky!!! 📚📚📚I would like to read more about international organized crime. Do you have recommendations?

It's remarkable how often losing streaks coincide with below-average 3-point shooting. (This is a Cleveland Cavaliers post.)

Do you think Fred Flintstone ever had to take the toilet out back and shoot it

I hate when virtually every very one of my carefully selected crew of criminal specialists are harboring dangerous secrets

the ben affleck batman always had the slight air of an obese older dog with something in its mouth that shouldnt be there, you say "what are you eating" as it makes eye contact and lumbers away

sign at the united methodist church today: "jesus is god's selfie. come and see!"

Let me stop you right there.

the Czech Legion needs to be adapted into more settings, because "we're a third party in this civil war and we're going to fight our way to the other side of the world to get home" is awesome (and a great gaming premise)

Jean Brooks in THE SEVENTH VICTIM (1943), one of the most memorable performances in American horror cinema Brooks was BOTD in 1915

this is insane

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Fascism selects for people who think they see through the lie of liberal democracy but who are actually just too broken and malformed to eke out a reasonably satisfying life on conditions of general equality with their fellow citizens.

reminder that bari weiss and kate mckinnon are exes

guy going outside to check on the grill

Cavs ass

i’m not sure how to fix the Cavs other than ”everyone gets healthy and locks in,” but not giving up 40 points a quarter would be a good start

Bari Weiss locking down that CECOT story.

never bet on football

Martok is a very good general. he would have been a good Red Army general on the eastern front

getting disintegrated by a couple of drones while the CIWS II powered by OpenAI is busy firing at a seagull

this stadium grift is such a well established blight on society, like payday loans or school lunch debt, but when it happens to the fine voters of Missouri or Kansas, i must admit feeling a bit like they deserve it

the world‘s greatest liar will let slip some genuine truths held by his class once in a while, moreso now that his brain is more goo than grey matter

MERRY #FISHMAS! It was on this day in 1938 that Marjorie Courtenay-Latimer made a discovery which would change the world — the first (non-fossil) coelacanth ever brought to the attention of science

Biff Poggi on why he's the right person for the Michigan job: "Because I know what the hell I'm doing. … The program means a lot to me. It's one of the things I want to fix before I go smoke myself to death with a cigarette. I want to fix this program." 247sports.com/college/mich...

Ukraine got the Unit 29155 commander???

Important news for the Bluesky userbase (37-year-olds who went to the free Prospect Park shows every summer): Wolf Parade has the No. 1 song on Spotify right now because it's in the gay hockey movie.

Folks, you can’t have Christian Nationalism without the antisemitism. It’s a central tenet of the ideology. The fact some of these Jewish Heritage folks are just realizing this is wild to me.

coffee's brewin'

the best Springsteen songs are all written with sweating at the mic in mind

I can't wait to recreate the meme in reverse. every naval engagement from 2043 onwards gonna be like The USS Sword Of The God-Emperor vs. fifteen identical copies of the PLAN '我们昨天建造了它' supplied by a ship that does nothing but make hot pot for the other ships

the idea of laying down battleships in the 21st century is so fucking stupid and funny, man. so perfectly trump, who was born after they were already obsolete. the Ukrainians have damaged or sunk the entire black sea fleet at the cost of like $75

I have to write a brief today so I have to get off Bluesky, but if I didn't I'd write a lengthy thread on how steel battleships meaningfully decided exactly one conflict in human history (Russo-Japanese War, 1905) and wasted so much money they basically caused WWI and ruined the century.

they interviewed me for this

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my upcoming play, No Exit 2, is mostly about four people trying to eat soup with these spoons

you may think purity tests against any corruption are good, but have you considered a very specific thought experiment in which government corruption is the only way to save disabled POC