the cover of REM - Murmur has always looked like Magic the Gathering card art of an evil gigantic spider to me

this has nothing to do with Gaza they just finally realized Israel isn’t in Europe

I hate when I’m at an auction and I have an itch that causes me to raise my paddle and bid millions of dollars on rare artwork I don’t even want

Whoever plays The Cyclops in The Odyssey had better be Polish. It has always been abundantly clear that The Cyclops was intended to he Polish

new avalanches !!!!

millennial song is of course william basinski disintegration loops dlp 1.1. cant go to a millennial wedding without a big dance party to that one

i should not need to open an “app” to watch an nba playoff game. i am now a single issue voter on this

“NOBODY: ” let me stop you right there. nobody is saying nothing? so everyone is saying something? thats basically my twisted take on this classic post format

Hanta virus is good for you

thinking about getting some Texts From Bennett

started reading daughter Norse Myths and now shes grilling me about Ginnungagap. I dunno its a big hole they dont really tell you any more than that

Epiphany moment in René Magritte biopic where he’s eating at a cafe and holding his apple up to block different parts of a business man ordering at the counter. Apple hand? No. Apple butt? Haha hey, pretty funny, but that’s not it.

I am becoming a Performative Male soon

Radical leftists-streamers Radical right-podcasters/fbi Radical centrists-assassins

I think its kind of fun that trump was so mad he didn’t cause inflation through tariffs that he started a war to get it

everyone's talking about gerrymandering when you should be talking about gerry meandering gerry (meandering in): this kind of wordplay was stale even before you joined bluesky. the only thing worse is if you turned it into a meta commentary joke about how bad it is me: wazzaaa gerry gerry: wazzaa

11. Your manifesto doesn’t need editing. Your manifesto, which is cool, doesn’t need editing.

I would be able to survive a Perfect Storm, by acting Perfectly

daughter is into the Beatles lately and just asked if we could watch “a Beatles movie” tonight. Oh ho ho you have no idea

I would say the number one reason to have a kid is probably to play God

Harry Nilsson invented AI slop in 1977

good luck if youre not eating these. Guess you like being -constipated -tired -sick -tired and sick -ugly -stupid

I hate it when various things are much to my chagrin

Same‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ Liars facilitate Worship of XENOPHOBIA&GREED. THROUGH PC CULTURE & FCC THAT ISOLATE US IN SILENT BUBBLES OF SUFFERING.👼🏼 🌎ÀHO🌐 BIB‼️ SMIB‼️ PBW/Y‼️ AM(ÈEI)N‼️ TRUST Gaia&USAs-Constitution&Jesús‼️ Pillars to YWHW&JEHOVAH-IN-JESUS-CHRIST&ALLAH‼️‼️ 🗡🧑🏽‍💻🛡🧠🗺🫖🌺🐝🎼⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🕉️🎭🪬🏳️‍🌈⚖️🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲

Fire code violation count is just a number

every person in the Trump admin is permabanned poster stomper58

Guy who thinks the film franchise is “Mignons” and it makes him hungry for steak: i think the film franchise is “Mignons.” And it makes me hungry for steak

now more than ever we need guys to post little jokes about how they find certain phrases like “shovel ready” funny

The best tempo for music is Midtempo .. Songs should not “Rock” and they should not be “Ballads.” they should Mosey.

Buffalo wings and ranch are such a great combo…slathering them in ranch almost covers up the nasty Buffalo flavor 🙌

I think its kind of fun that trump was so mad he didn’t cause inflation through tariffs that he started a war to get it

I dont think trans people are “faking.” But I do think people who say cilantro tastes like soap are

My daughter made White Obama. I’m so proud

found it

It’s so much better than I thought

I have never swiped to see anything as fast as I swiped to see Anthony Edwards’ White Boy Mount Rushmore

my biggest issue with Hamnet is that Paul Mescal wasn’t wearing one of these doohickeys for the whole film

I can’t find that one @leyawn.bsky.social post when Year of the Rat started that was something like “oh i’m a piggy! I love mud! *clock hits midnight* rat mode rat mode” but thats what i think of every Lunar New Year

had the traditional Lunar New Year dinner with the families of every Wasian child at daycare last night. Gung hay fat choy to you all

the first time i read “mogged” it was from that extremely uncool post-left type lady saying she “buttmogged some zoomers” and anyone saying it sounds like her to me

face reveal of me and my wife

wrote a joke w my 3yo girl: Q. What kind of pizza do Anna and Elsa like? A. FROZEN pizza @conanobrian.bsky.social @davidletterman.bsky.social @jayleno.bsky.social

In all distance-based Olympics events you should be handicapped by your height or leg length. It should be Mens Cross Country 10k Legs instead of Meters. And hopefully this would mean that people with dwarfism clean up some events

In 2026 you NEED to have a Dad Chat and you need to be sending this to it

If I were God I wouldnt make man in my image…I would kind of go for a new more creative thing

In Back to the Future a white boy does NOT invent rock n roll. Marty plays a Chuck Berry song (which he did not write) which inspires Chuck. The author of the song is an unsolvable paradox. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

its funny how kids drawings are crude and unrealistic but with painstakingly exact high level details (5 fingers per hand, etc), basically the exact opposite of what ai image generators do. not going anywhere with this but imagine if i was

the sooner you realize this, the easier life will be