“Texas Tea” is yummy. I drink it

Accents are genetic

ok so yes the text says one thing. but also imagine what if the guy writing it was also racist

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Taylor Swift has never been inside any buildings except sports arenas. It’s what she knows. She made this sacrifice for the fans and it’s ugly to mock it

democrats should nominate an insane blueanon type person who believes this sort of stuff for president. who cares anymore. Lets have fun with it

daughter drew a pic of me for fathers day. a stunning likeness. new av

anybody got a spare booklet 6 for the Lego Frozen Anna Elsa castle. cant finish building it without that. Its my birthday btw

Thinking about getting into Bored Apes. Now that the get rich quick casuals are off them they can just be for the real enthusiasts

how did I miss finding this when everyone was talking about Morris Day playing the Trump 250 event lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3SG...

Every individual US state should have a team in the World Cup. And other countries shouldn’t be allowed in

why are you bragging that your bagel is Jewish. Big deal. They all are

to me real estate is all about Location, Location. I agree with the conventional wisdom to an extent but Location only 2x instead of 3x

I think we can all agree with the idea of an anti-weaponization fund in theory. But the devil is in the details

what if he was Graham Plopner and that was the sound of all the discourse about him going in a toilet so i never need to hear about him again

Graham Platner is the first person in history who is so bad at posting that his posting poison infects every post about him as well

now that everyone has dropped out of it i think its safe for me to say that a concert with Morris Day and the Commodores would be better than 90% of the music people making fun of that lineup listen to

Wassup Uosne

learned about a new type of work i am unwilling to do

the cover of REM - Murmur has always looked like Magic the Gathering card art of an evil gigantic spider to me

this has nothing to do with Gaza they just finally realized Israel isn’t in Europe

I hate when I’m at an auction and I have an itch that causes me to raise my paddle and bid millions of dollars on rare artwork I don’t even want

Whoever plays The Cyclops in The Odyssey had better be Polish. It has always been abundantly clear that The Cyclops was intended to he Polish

new avalanches !!!!

millennial song is of course william basinski disintegration loops dlp 1.1. cant go to a millennial wedding without a big dance party to that one

i should not need to open an “app” to watch an nba playoff game. i am now a single issue voter on this

“NOBODY: ” let me stop you right there. nobody is saying nothing? so everyone is saying something? thats basically my twisted take on this classic post format

Hanta virus is good for you

thinking about getting some Texts From Bennett

started reading daughter Norse Myths and now shes grilling me about Ginnungagap. I dunno its a big hole they dont really tell you any more than that

Epiphany moment in René Magritte biopic where he’s eating at a cafe and holding his apple up to block different parts of a business man ordering at the counter. Apple hand? No. Apple butt? Haha hey, pretty funny, but that’s not it.

I am becoming a Performative Male soon

Radical leftists-streamers Radical right-podcasters/fbi Radical centrists-assassins

I think its kind of fun that trump was so mad he didn’t cause inflation through tariffs that he started a war to get it

everyone's talking about gerrymandering when you should be talking about gerry meandering gerry (meandering in): this kind of wordplay was stale even before you joined bluesky. the only thing worse is if you turned it into a meta commentary joke about how bad it is me: wazzaaa gerry gerry: wazzaa

11. Your manifesto doesn’t need editing. Your manifesto, which is cool, doesn’t need editing.

I would be able to survive a Perfect Storm, by acting Perfectly

daughter is into the Beatles lately and just asked if we could watch “a Beatles movie” tonight. Oh ho ho you have no idea

I would say the number one reason to have a kid is probably to play God

Harry Nilsson invented AI slop in 1977

good luck if youre not eating these. Guess you like being -constipated -tired -sick -tired and sick -ugly -stupid

I hate it when various things are much to my chagrin

Same‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ Liars facilitate Worship of XENOPHOBIA&GREED. THROUGH PC CULTURE & FCC THAT ISOLATE US IN SILENT BUBBLES OF SUFFERING.👼🏼 🌎ÀHO🌐 BIB‼️ SMIB‼️ PBW/Y‼️ AM(ÈEI)N‼️ TRUST Gaia&USAs-Constitution&Jesús‼️ Pillars to YWHW&JEHOVAH-IN-JESUS-CHRIST&ALLAH‼️‼️ 🗡🧑🏽‍💻🛡🧠🗺🫖🌺🐝🎼⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🕉️🎭🪬🏳️‍🌈⚖️🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲

Fire code violation count is just a number

every person in the Trump admin is permabanned poster stomper58

Guy who thinks the film franchise is “Mignons” and it makes him hungry for steak: i think the film franchise is “Mignons.” And it makes me hungry for steak

now more than ever we need guys to post little jokes about how they find certain phrases like “shovel ready” funny