In all distance-based Olympics events you should be handicapped by your height or leg length. It should be Mens Cross Country 10k Legs instead of Meters. And hopefully this would mean that people with dwarfism clean up some events

In 2026 you NEED to have a Dad Chat and you need to be sending this to it

If I were God I wouldnt make man in my image…I would kind of go for a new more creative thing

In Back to the Future a white boy does NOT invent rock n roll. Marty plays a Chuck Berry song (which he did not write) which inspires Chuck. The author of the song is an unsolvable paradox. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

its funny how kids drawings are crude and unrealistic but with painstakingly exact high level details (5 fingers per hand, etc), basically the exact opposite of what ai image generators do. not going anywhere with this but imagine if i was

the sooner you realize this, the easier life will be

lunch is so clutch…

they’re calling it the most important day in history for 38 year old men

password managers actually make you less safe. what makes you safest is clicking “forgot password” and making a new one every single time you log onto any website

two cities in the official olympics name is a slippery slope. 2034 is gonna be the Salt Lake City Provo Ogden Denver Burlington Olympics

Will Stancil’s internal sources on Epstein Island are saying there will be a big party this weekend

Woke 2 claims its first victim

Jokers banned for being OP…new meta is Aces

Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal https://theonion.com/barstool-sports-spins-off-new-literary-journal/

Juicy Lucy just burns your mouth. NOT good. It’s time to Globalize the Minnesota Sushi

coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template

i am mostly fine with gen z. but that thing where your song titles are just a bunch of emojis has got to stop

I love it when apps track my activity across other apps. It makes the end user experience so dope

I think next year the super bowl halftime show should be Nourished by Time

If you dont want to live in a country where multiculturalism is part of the national identity i genuinely think you should self deport to a place where it isnt

Woke 2.0 ya está aquí

i think we should show Janet Jackson’s boob at the super bowl again. Its time

bringing my favorite super bowl twitter over

on the day of the Big Game I need to speak about an important issue: Intellectual Property in sports. teams should be able to copyright plays and sue other teams if they use them

I don’t know what a Foid is but i think it’s good and i am one

working on a post about how having full sleeve tattoos is a type of blackface. It will do so much damage to the discourse that it will ensure Trump stays in office until 2040

The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead

i thought i might have done that, but i checked and it was an ascii drawing of a gun to linux to****ds

Imagine how bad things would be now if we didn’t have a Gen-Z led hub for progressive content

I have a serious journalism malpractice allegation. Multiple sources state that Liam Ramos was wearing a “bunny hat” but it’s clearly a Marill

Kamala thank you so much for your renewed focus on Posting. Posting got us into this mess and Posting will get us out

everything this account posts IS investment advice and you CAN legally sue me over it

you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. you know the thing everyone wants more of, flies

why would you have a leveraged position in crypto. are you stupid

not sure to what extent the epstein emails actually caused people to realize bitcoin is evil (probably not much really) but it’s funny to blame the crash on people realizing they are all trying to get rich on PedophileCoin

Imo, the starting point of any sort of Marx-inspired political economy is that while individual capitalists qua capitalists seek greater money profits, capital owners as political actors seek to increase the authority that possession of money gives them over other human beings.

I hate Escape Rooms. I always try as hard as I can to get out of them

whats with all the equals signs though

beginning to think these pedophiles may not be so great after all

responding to texts asking me to come to a party with “i’m sick of this friendslop”

me after being kicked in the head by a horse:

just learned that Donald Trump is a nepo baby 😤

Will Stancil is the craziest white boy right now but if you punch him you do NOT become the new craziest white boy. It doesnt work like that

when people get mad about “treatler” stuff what do they want. do they want doordash to be illegal

I think Obama was a mediocre president but he’s insanely good at saying “gotta have them ribs and pussy too.” Credit where due

Whew

Catherine O’Hara was maybe the funniest person alive

Whiskey Friday with Kokopelli