i vastly prefer the version of Kamala who just shit talks other democrats all day than the one who ran for president. keep it up 👍

i ended up missing this at Farm Aid because it was at the same time as Waxahatchee but i made a meme about what i think i would have learned

people say you cant notice when you put a bay leaf in just a pot of boiling water but my guest definitely noticed something was up with my soup

instead of having one big worldwide union i dream of building a worldwide HOA

jam band guys love to talk about how the dude who does the lights is basically a member of the band

the first amendment is too powerful. you need the second amendment as a check on it

OK Go is threatening to make another video on the treadmills every hour until their demands are met

I love scaling my startup and becoming a “unicorn”

refdord

❌ toxic masculinity ✅ probiotic masculinity

healthy society

In a just world this guy, the wisest man alive, would immediately get a nightly hour-long news show on a major network

this has nothing to do with Gaza they just finally realized Israel isn’t in Europe

hearing reports that the shooter was a radical gun control advocate

there's no room for political violence in america like there's no room for newspapers in a hoarder's house

made this to argue with my friends about putting barbecue sauce on salmon

I believe that in the near future half the people on the planet will be houseplants

no this is me sorry

just added a prominent Obama economic advisor as my friend on Goodreads…im making Money Moves and Net Working

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

it’s cool that we have so much star sign astrology ambiently in our culture but we should also have that for other pseudosciences. there should be hit pop songs about the Four Humours, and Phrenology

Bro that is so Kpop Demon Hunters of you

America has a big problem with Impostor Syndrome…not enough people have it

before we defund the police we should defund the Bikini Inspectors. those guys never do anything useful

Im an Industry Plant

This reminds me of my idea for a backwoods music festival called the Giant Desk, where all of the bands play on a twenty foot tall desk built out of lumber in the style of those giant Adirondack chairs that towns make for tourists to climb on.

ok now we have to keep insisting he’s dead every time he is out of the public eye for 12 hours, until it drives him insane

dont know what KillTony is and not going to find out. psyop. carry on

bro…that is not very Abundance of you

I will respect college a capella groups when they start doing Elliott Smith “I Didn’t Understand”

it was a bold decision to have all modern playgrounds be designed by X Games athletes but I like it

Ora et labora to you this Labor Day

where are the trump dead? markets come on. you werido gambler people cant even do this part right

Joe Weisenthal should go on The Adam Friedland Show

this is so much funnier than anything Newsom has ever posted

took the auto-generated suggested bio of “Artist, dog-lover and avid reader” when I joined this site and never looked back

heres the discourse you’re missing out on in the echo chamber

national program to turn gun guys into watch guys

They're calling it "the wrongest post of all time"

we don’t need a liberal Joe Rogan we need a liberal Drudge Report

I'm gonna call it: it happens this month. Prayer warriors, join hands.

Taylor Swift’s new album is going to be microtonal. “I’m sick of the confines of traditional Western melodic structure” she said in a statement

parenting is mostly just watching this all day

i am allowed to think Bluesky is filled with annoying liberals. however if Ytterbium Momentum or whatever does it i will get very mad