new Pynch is all about Wisconsin Guys

been on vacation for a bit. assuming all my enemies political and otherwise died while i was gone and proceeding under that assumption without bothering to check

“do or do not. there is no try.” Ok man i think i see the issue here. you just dont get what words mean

Youre fucking delusional if you think that snowman is Parson Brown. Youve got a screw loose

Christmas is cooked fam. And its unc as well

Here are the modes of AI criticism here: 1) Legitimate grievance based on job loss 2) skill issue: doesn't want to learn new things 3) ILLEGITIMATE grievance based on job GAIN 4) being mean to me. Kicking my ASS and making me SQUEAL!!!!! 6) Bet you didnt notice I skipped number 5 7) Your smiling now

ppl on here really believe Bari Weiss could be against free speech…Free Press its right in the name

4th airport dinner in 5 days…my life is so hard

CHOAM Nomsky. is there anything here

Christmas songs nowadays are all about romance and bringing your baby home for Christmas. They should be about getting lots of presents. Put presents back in Christmas. #PutPresentsBackInChristmas

I could eat food basically every day

becoming a big fan of five nights at freddys. basically i love how there are so many nights (5) and we choose (?) to spend them all at freddys

I hate when something is goated but without the sauce

ok lets all bully the grinch into not stealing christmas anymore. the only thing he likes doing

Experts have yet to understand why human beings are constantly buying each other “cards.”

its cool that the Wikipedia entry for Arctic Monkeys calls them garbage. Correctly

i think the menswear guy should go off on Mickey Mouse. nice red pants with big white buttons, they go great with your tuxedo jacket

this has nothing to do with Gaza they just finally realized Israel isn’t in Europe

My family refuses to adopt the new language and calendar system i invented with AI

I dont even care about the NBA Finals anymore…its all about the NBA Cup for me

right wing people dont take psychology or sociology classes. they learned all of that from jordan peterson and stefan molyneaux already

I like RFK’s poem. I think it’s good

someone has probably already said this but like 5 more Master and Commander movies

everyones making fun of Elon for saying you should use grok to roast your friends at parties. well what AI should i use then smart guy

Yeah I love fitness. Fitness whole workout routine into my busy life.

it’s ironic that doing “fitness” is in fact what makes you “fit”

the Finn plotline in the new Star Wars trilogy is so crazy. he starts off as a Stormtrooper. and then other things happen as well

lizza get your limp ass prose out of the way and post more of those poems

“if an annoying stupid person did what mamdani did you wouldnt like it.” yeah no shit. theyre annoying and stupid

Snorlax is helping out everybody

Catan. Nuff said

email jobs are actually very important and good for Economy. just so you know

I’m looking to spend more time on my phone. Really get those numbers up. when my phone tells me my hours spent on it I think…embarrassing. Too low

He’s actually called Baba O’Riley’s Monster. Baba O’Riley is the name of the scientist.

i will NEVER use AI. because i am living in the future of web3 and blockchain and this new stuff is not nearly as good

it’s true that death threats are very funny but it’s probably reasonable that you cant post them even if you’re patton oswalt or sarah kendzior

at least Hillary Clinton had the decency to send all of her pro-pedophile e-mails from a private server

James Bond has been canonically dead since I watched the Newgrounds short “Salad Fingers Kills James Bond”

the members of Grand Funk Railroad should be in jail for having a misleading band name. and if you elect me they will be

so pumped about the continuation of the Oil universe 33 years later

a semisoft cheese hates 2 see me comin

If I were in a world famous Kpop group keeping my demon hunting a secret from the public I dont think I would write any lyrics about demons. just to be safe

you know what I think about Parks & Recreation. i think that bit where chris pratt goes “i typed your symptoms into the computer and it says you have Network Connectivity Issues” was really funny

i’m not very Woke but it’s time to admit that we simply have to run more Woke candidates to meet voters where theyre at

2026 Primary Woke Wave

things are heating up in Minneapolis

I’m detecting notes of brack. Is this one…is this Brackish Water?