this shit works every fucking time

saw a tatted zoomer at the river blasting circa-2011 major league gaming style dubstep to pump himself up for a really unimpressive run the length of a single soccer field. the kids are alright

"Labor conservatism" fascinates me as a thing I encounter quite often in daily life (some of the best union activists I've met are conservative) but really cannot politically exist in the USA.

my lifelong dream is to catch a fish with the insane "snipers nest" method from the curtis creek manifesto

gone fishing tomorrow 👍

i'm calling it. 2027, neckties are cool again

If you exposed the median new yorker to the upper midwest "taco pizza" it would completely destroy their lives

i know pay for play when i see it. part of a concerted effort to delude minnesotans into trying to wear light jackets / covert Twins demoralization campaign

We didn’t start the fire it was always burning since the world was turning Billy Joel 1989

Flour Sea salt Pumpkin seeds Dental floss Apples Bananas Berries Pears Sparkling water Coconut water Greek yogurt Oatmeal String cheese Coffee beans Broccoli Spinach Froz fruit (mango or pineapple) Cauliflower Beer PB

Next week's guest on Better Bad Ideas

Disagree, my wife is impulsive and haphazard where I tend to be cautious and prepared and [sorry to be gross] i find it insanely attractive

Baby Yoda, also known as Grogu? He's been compromised to a permanent end by special forces. Boom. 💪 The disgusting alien wasn't just ugly — multiple reports stated he smelled like shit. 💩 His body was thrown out of an AC130 over international waters. 🌊👋 Promises made. Promises kept. ✅👊

Pass that dude.

i love anglers

let's go Twins.

Orcutt, Shelley, Miller

every eric roper column is like "Crazy activists have this insane idea that will never work. Looking into it, there's actually a lot of good reasons that they want to do this, and experts recommend doing it. But it's just too crazy for us to do." www.startribune.com/roper-herc-i...

when you're raising a kid with a social worker you get to read children's books like "Where Did Daddy's Car Go? Explaining Repossession to Toddlers"

at the movies with the wife and after the trailer for I Love Boosters an older guy shouted "well i am NOT seeing THAT"

heard a rumor asa's bagels is enforcing strict masking rules in 2026 because they're all antivaxxers :-/

Out Of Office with Kash Patel Episode 14: The Ultimate Getaway Debate: Islands vs Mountains

It's called "quiet quitting" and here's why we should support Kash Patel for standing on business and living his truth:

We really needed this hail.

currently have the "SIG" function enabled on all 4 of my casio watches so i'm up to 8 beeps at the top of every hour. keeps you on your toes

God i love my book club

i have two tix to Collateral friday at 7pm i can't use. dm me if you want em

Love my Strib, read it every day, but they really should find some new perspectives on city politics.

absolutely must go fishing as soon as humanly possible

literary people on here: is there any reason especially macho novels like to use the present tense as opposed to past tense. Or am I just imagining things

Imagine if the boy dads *and* the girl dads worked together. There'd be no stopping us.

I know I'm biased as much of my body, and the surface of my planet are this, but I'm gonna go with Liquid.

I will always have a soft spot for solids.

Enough hot takes. Here's a prompt: I want to know everyone's favorite state of matter.

"Beer drinkers................. Hell raisers....................." Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers ZZ Top Tres Hombres 1973 Classic Rock

i think it's good when people making weird music can make money from it

So many of the beautiful things in life are sweeter when it's kind of a pain in the ass to be able to enjoy them

KEEP the fucking team!!! LOVE the pohlads!!!!!

everyone talks about patagonia baggies as one of the best shorts but i think you can't pull it off it you have, like, an actual job or responsibilities

Trump only confirms what I've been saying for years: getting fast food delivered to you via an app is degenerate behavior.

another depressing example of AI slop displacing the handcrafted, bespoke slop of professional artists. Trump owes jon mcnaughton an apology

Believe it or not they used to make killer indie rock about loving the world and being in a good mood lotusplaza.bandcamp.com/track/white-...

Always think about the chain of events where JD Vance came to Mpls to "tone down the chaos," the next day was a fucking general strike, and the day after they shot a guy 10 times in the back and had to fire a bunch of people. The dude is cursed

Okay, sure, but there are five whole continents where Vance didn’t take an L this week.

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

good luck if youre not eating these. Guess you like being -constipated -tired -sick -tired and sick -ugly -stupid

Watch guys act legitimately confused that actual astronauts would have a smartwatch on their arm rather than a single Omega Speedmaster

the Michelin company is missing out by not including St Paul in its upcoming guide. Diners across the globe should learn about the "Hot Dago" sandwich from DeGidio's [a sausage sandwich covered in red sauce]. Just one example of the ethnic slur-based cuisine you can find east of Mississippi.

The dads of Minneapolis are going viral with "The Vest." The iconic flag of Minneapolis, known worldwide, was put on a 100% wool vest by a local activist. Scratchy. Warm. Pairs well with office formal attire. Now Minneapolis bluesky can't stop posting about "vestmaxxing" and "going vest mode."

I've sent 5 letters in the last two days, maybe if some of these people wrote me back once in a while we wouldn't be here