omg this is the only good news of the day and it's excellent

If anyone on here works at one of the 57 forest service research stations that are going to be closed and you want to tell me about your work there and why it's important, reach out: [email protected]

Folks know there is a lot going on right now but keep a very close eye on what is going on at the Department of Agriculture & the US Forest Service. It just isn’t a “reorganizing” - it’s a wholesale neutering. A direct attack on the guardians our nation’s natural resources.

My brain traded "Edge of Tomorrow" for "Iron Eagle." I need to use my PTO more often.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

The TikTok girlies (gender neutral) are hatching a plan to all buy copies of communion by hooks on Vance's release date. I will be participating.

They’re gonna replace Bondi with Conor McGregor aren’t they

“I need you to deal with this because I’m not emotionally stable enough to be kind.”

"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.

PokeMaundy Thursday

I read a thing a couple weeks ago that Virgo was going to get merc retro aftershocks through Apr 20 but Jfc. I’ve been in absolute shambles for three days already.

Better question: do you have an installer you felt good about working with?

So, yes, we do need to replace the furnace. Who has an hvac system they really like? What a dumb question.

This is so pure and good

I'm certain that as soon as I put this bagel in the toaster, the furnace tech will show up.

Also, someone come get this gd boxwood that's overgrown and collects all the rain to fling at me if I walk within two feet of it.

Wait. We're going to the moon *today*?

Well, now I want to go on a boat.

wait. he was there? lol wow.

Don't mind me. I'm moving all the stuff in the garage that I've already moved four times in the last year. WHO WANTS SOME FREE JUNK? NOT GOOD JUNK. JUST FREE JUNK.

Nonchalant animal noises This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣

Look. Look at this. Just look. and then buy.

It is 7:30 and already, the govt has sent me an email about my student loans and I am unable to log into my servicer's website, govt lawyers are arguing that my (AND YOUR) citizenship by birth is not actually legit, and I'm waiting for someone to come tell me my furnace needs to be replaced.

Honestly, going to spend the rest of my day in this alternate reality.

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?

The guy arguing for Trump is giving the dumbass spiel. Nobody is interrupting him. He's saying that birthright citizenship "demeans the priceless gift of American citizenship."

Princess Anne lights a cigar off a match struck on her medals. "Nice ballroom." *Long puff* "Looks flammable"

Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.

And now, I have caused my furnace to spew black smoke. Today has had everything.

This is some truly incredible stuff.

i think generally we could be nicer and more understanding to each other but i am also very aware of who is always being asked to do the heavy lifting of the burden of “nicer and more understanding”

Soooooo about that written policy ??? This means nothing where there isn’t actively a policy or plan to protect trans players

Today, I'm the only member of my team in the office. And the other team is like 80% here and they're so noisy. I don't know why I keep doing this to myself.

just gonna keep bumping this when necessary because I cannot personally make anything this large

First: stop posting pictures of Kid Rock. Nobody needs to see that.

For Trans Day of Visibility, NWSL Supporter Groups are highlighting the accomplishments of famous athletes. The Rose City Riveters have chosen to highlight Chelsea Wolfe. Today and everyday #TransPeopleBelong. #TDOV #TDOV2026 #TransDayOfVisibility #BAONPDX 1/2

Visibility matters. We are proud to support and celebrate the trans and non-binary individuals across our community.

I've been through conversion therapy. People will try to downplay today's SCOTUS opinion or defend Kagan and Sotomayor signing onto it by saying it only protects talk therapy, not physical abuse. But that (a) ignores Gorsuch's dictum comparing conduct and speech,

Viewpoint discrimination. VIEWPOINT DISCRIMINATION. This will kill children. I hate these people.

I need next Friday to be 70 and sunny and we've gotten to 64 and partly cloudy, so if that sticks, I'm counting it as a win.

BREAKING NEWS: A 23-year-old boy is driving away in a thin car. Watch live:

Friends, as many of you know, Ryan passed on Christmas Day. When healthy, he was a passionate supporter of the Thorns and Timbers. An excellent man, by all human and 107ist standards. There will be a Celebration of Life for him on Saturday, May 2 at 4PM. @munchkinfunk.bsky.social #BAONPDX #RCTID

Explaining to my mom about the guy who lives in a plane in the woods who doesn’t mind if you visit so long as you don’t mind that he’s often naked.

Shout out to all the trans folks who have been asked to comment on the IOC bullshit. You shouldn't have to. The rest of us should already know it's wrong and stupid and careless and reckless.

Hi! Another source request: are you an NWSL fan who has had accessibility issues at games due to strobes/light shows? Please get in touch: DM or email frankie at britnidlc dot com

My typing and communications skills are especially sketchy today.