An Italian journalist sitting near me in the press conference space just described this post as "the smoking gun," if you're wondering what international perspectives on this are like

Erling Haaland could score a header with a grand piano

Is he the most dangerous player in the sport?

I will say I think it’s ridiculous to say the USA bribed FIFA for the suspension to be overturned. They’re hosting the World Cup. They’re definitely already bribed FIFA and this is covered.

I asked a Norwegian fan at the World Cup match how so many of their fans can afford to spend the summer in America going to a bunch of expensive World Cup games, and I shit you not he just goes “Our healthcare and school are free and our work is encouraging us to do so.” Fuck man.

lol Jfc

I went to Costco the other day and got that fuzzy pumpkin blanket that’s been all over TikTok and fb. I’ve been influenced. And it’s Halloween now.

Pope Leo: i ask myself Pope Leo: would gandalf just let the necromancer secretly regain his orc-hold strength at dol Guldur after the downfall of númenor? Pope Leo: and i thought Pope Leo: no he wouldn't! JRR Tolkien: finally! someone who understands my work!

sospx: y sospx: you can't do that! sospx: the last pope would NEVER have done that!! Pope Leo: yeah i ain't da last pope Pope Leo: i'm from Chicago

Mamdani’s NY really got free childcare, Knicks in 5, & the royal wedding

The WHO’s safe guideline for 24-hour PM2.5 exposure is 15 μg/m³, which means DC is right now at about four times that threshold. Fine particulate matter at this diameter (2.5 micrometers or smaller) bypasses the body’s upper respiratory defenses entirely and penetrates deep into the alveoli.

And the fireworks in my own neighborhood are loud/close enough that my mostly deaf dog just popped up from a dead sleep.

Oh wait. He’s done. I’m back to see if they fuck up the fireworks. USA USA USA

This might be the end of the line, folks. My battery is at 6% and there's no getting out of this crush without passing out. This is my life now. Forever sweating through my rain-soaked shirt in the DC swamp, surrounded by MAGA I think we all knew this is how I'd go out Ave Maria begins to play

This dumbass is up here trying to reframe what Independence Day is. Jfc

they are really struggling to get emergency crews inside and somehow “ave Maria” is playing in the background

A lot of people don’t seem to realize that there was a delay and that the fireworks are after a speech of indeterminate length and when they find out they mostly just bail instantly lol

I wasn’t going to watch this and I still reserve the right to turn it off at any time, but here I am, contributing to the ratings because I crave chaos.

Minecraft lookin monument right here

This is absolutely miserable and I'm having a wonderful time

I saw a Corvette today with vanity plate 7STRNG. Why are corvette people

WE HAVE TO SPEND MORE ON EDUCATION.

You should all get race cars, too.

Brakes are in and the mechanic took it out for a test drive and it overheated. 😂 Next up: fan clutch.

UNGOVERNABLE.

When asked, this is how I will prove my patriotism.

The exclamation point on President Whitmore’s speech from Area 51 a little more than a half hour ago:

new metaphor just dropped

Hail to the chief.

Cliche, sure, but seriously. How the hell do we just go about somewhat of a normal day after an ALL TIMER of a match like that??

Crying over a team whose country I don’t know existed like two weeks ago. The World Cup is ridiculous.

Bummer but where can I get their jersey?

Of like everything

Not sure Argentina can survive 15 more minutes against the best team in the world

TAYLOR NOT NOW VOZINHA IS ON

Look at my fancy new master cylinder.

These are at QFC if you’re looking. They’re perfect.

I have missed you, pumpkin spice.

I went to the grocery store for eggs and coffee creamer and now I have chocolate chip pumpkin cookies.

You can make a s’more in an air fryer if you’re not a daredevil about it. Happy holidays.

This just killed me and I’m not exactly sure why 🤣

We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases

Howling at this. www.instagram.com/reel/DaQp2G4...

there is! the fringe sect YOU want is the Synodal Way, mostly centered in Germany and Austria. they’ve gotten slapped on the wrist for performing same sex marriage ceremonies, they support women’s ordination and are pushing aggressive reforms in how sex abuse cases are handled. they’re great

The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.

It's not that I am suddenly embracing Roman Catholic doctrine wholesale, it's that I am suddenly embracing the amount of spite Bob from Chicago is bringing to the function, as it were.

*sucks air through teeth*

Let us imagine the sort of trouble you need to be in that would require a handwritten apology to the Pope.

THEY'RE PUTTING ESTROGEN IN THE WIFI.

POTUS: "Thank you for your attention to this matter."