Well they used generative AI, so this isn’t surprising

Folks we're getting some extremely cursed energy all the way around for the game tonight.

Incredible headline: No walking allowed in heart of Midtown for Monday's Knicks game

My tribute to Stacey King, a great Chicago Bull 💔

Award-winning Somali referee Omar Artan, set to be the first from his country to officiate at the World Cup, was denied entry to the United States, a sports ministry official told AFP on Monday u.afp.com/SDH9

The state of California should immediately sue this irresponsible, lying POS for $100 billion for defamation and libel. Two can play that game. Only difference? California's lawsuit would not be frivolous, as Trump's accusations are without basis and are intended to undermine the state's elections.

A Lubbock County judge grants Brendan Sorsby a temporary injunction, allowing him at play at Texas Tech (missing the first 2 games) A truly unprecedented decision in sports history, letting someone who once bet on his team continue to play.

bye bitch

Nelly Fucking Korda!!! US OPEN CHAMP! 🏆

LFG!!!!

What a proud day for men’s tennis. What I’ve learned over the years is that a man credibly reported for horrific interpersonal violence can redeem himself by winning at the top echelon of a sport. You love to see it. Good times all around.

Come on Nelly, one time

Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight

Alright Nelly, would love if you could just starting pulling away

The Blow Pig might be back back

Christian Eriksen is conscious and “doing well under the circumstances” after collapsing on the pitch during Denmark’s friendly match against Ukraine on Sunday, the Danish Football Association (DBU) has said. More from @colinmillar.bsky.social ⬇️ 🔗 nyti.ms/4e3NjiF

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DRAGIĆ?!" Stacey King on the call.. RIP 🙏🏾🕊💙

On plenty of nights, Stacey King was the only reason to be watching Bulls basketball

Stacey King was a fucking legend. This really sucks.

Fuck. RIP

Europeans who complained about €6 pints about to be in for a shocker

WOW - Trump crashes out & cuts his interview w/ Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged "You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her" "I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads

Sometimes you stay up a bit late to watch a lucky shot go off the boards and kick in off the skate of the goalie. Doesn’t feel right that it’s over, but my old ass is grateful that it is

Well that's a dumb way to end a great hockey game. Vegas wins.

Still good, still going

When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before.

The hockey is good

We spent an entire news cycle in Seattle on homelessness commentary from someone who now looks poised to miss the Los Angeles mayoral runoff entirely.

Trump’s narcissism is transforming an epic NYC occasion into a total nightmare for fans. TSA-style screenings, two hour wait to enter etc etc

NELLY!!!

I may have spoke too soon

Is Riviera the most fun course to watch in the world? Maybe besides Augusta and the old course. It’s just such a great track.

KORDA IS COMING FOR THIS THING

“D-Day was about stopping communism” is one of those takes that can only be produced by the most cooked of brains by The Internet

it's bad that the Secretary of Defense of the US is a nazi

Only one thing could ruin the vibes and that’s if somehow the worlds single worst human being shows up and ruins it all

streak lives

Maybe Wemby isn’t good?

Kevin Warren took the Big Ten to California and is close to taking the Chicago Bears to Indiana.

I’ve known this was going to happen for months. It was always going to be Hammond, and there was nothing Illinois could do about it.

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

So independent!

Quite the game

hi mma fan here: bryce mitchell is dangerously moronical* and yet is somehow still more intelligent than our president, the dumbest fascist in history *believes both covid and gravity are hoaxes, thinks hitler was a good guy, etc.

Alright, I’ve actually thought about this kind of thing pretty regularly because I’m a nerd. I’ve always figured I would highlight my favorite directors across a variety of genres. PTA, Scorsese, Spielberg, Hitchcock, Kubrick, Wilder, and Eggers. Given Reno’s parameters here, it would go like this:

Having an insane President makes us all feel insane.