Winning so hard that we have to celebrate reversing a shitty policy that made things more expensive.

No, I will not read the excerpt of that book.

Well, holy shit. These official #LegendOfZelda movie pics sure look good!

We celebrate a day of peace A day of harmony A day of joy we can all share Together joyously A day that takes us through the darkness A day that makes us want to celebrate the light A day that brings the promise To live, to laugh, to dream To grow, to trust, to love, to be Happy Life Day

I totally reject that absolutely correct description of me

The key phrase here is “legally allowed.” Because there is now an active investigation going on, DOJ can legally claim they can’t release documents related to an active investigation.

The opening credit sequence of Welcome to Derry may be one of my favorites of all time.

I’ve watched this clip a few times and I’m still blown away by it. Complete partisan framing that does a disservice to viewers. How far CBS has fallen.

The Department of Justice is participating in corrupt prosecutions and corrupt cover-ups.

The thing is as a doctor, he probably does. Which makes this all the more unacceptable.

This may be hard for you to hear, Senator, but he is a lame duck president. Because, you know, he can’t run for another term legally.

He’s in the Epstein files

this is a huge [citation needed]

Seeing Predator: Badlands today.

Puzzling that the centrist pundits who are arguing for a "big tent" Democratic Party are the same people who spend all their time on social media attacking the left. The Venn diagram of these two groups is practically a circle. Meanwhile, if you take Dems and subtract the left, you get 2000 and 2024

Jesus Christ.

The key word there is “can.”

I am even more incandescently furious about this heinous take by Megyn Kelly stack ranking levels of child sexual abuse. Take note: when a young person under 18 wants to begin transitioning with help of their doctor and parent, she loudly proclaims them children and attacks.

It’s very funny to see MAGA world playing semantics with child rape.

Loser energy

Everybody loves to haggle over their cancer treatment or their blood pressure pills.

My daughter laughed for the first time today and it was the most glorious noise.

The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.

The thing about Trump is he thinks we are all like him. The truth is I could give a shit if they take down Bill Clinton, Larry Summers or any other Democrat. If you abused kids you should go to jail.

"I have a country to run!"

True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer

Jesus Christ on a cracker

Again it’s not good that the most prominent leaders of the party keep insisting it’s a trap to talk about “identity” when the Trump administration is pushing white supremacy.

Eat it haters

We’re in the Defending Pedophilia stage of cope.

Skeleton Crew was so good and absolutely deserves a seson 2. Make it happen, Disney.

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Men will start a war with Venezuela to stop people from calling them a pedophile.

No thanks.

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

Wow

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

Really the least important thing but if I wrote emails with this poor grammar spelling I’d be fired.

I truly don’t understand why these drug companies don’t use their Smaug Hordes of money and sue the shit out of these clowns.

that’s their only “idea.” gut all the public programs to free up budget headroom for tax cuts for the rich, and everyone gets fake insurance that doesn’t cost much up front but doesn’t cover anything

Dementia is so funny!

this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty

"It's okay" on Deal or No Deal is the same thing as "good answer" on Family Feud.

lol what a fraud she is

Trump did the thing, everyone knows he did the thing, and he's got an entire political party and associated media apparatus trying to cover up his clear involvement in the thing. One of the sickest, most sordid chapters in an especially sick and sordid period of modern American history.