Quick someone award Jeff Bezos the FIFA Pulitzer

Bullet dodged

Crushed.

@dril is now banned from bluesky for sharing this email

I'm regards to his pronunciation... Generally, when it comes to locating hurt, I put the emphasis more on the BEES part. He's a little too nonchalant about it.

My other classic

Former 1st rounder gonna eat a lot of hot chicken this year

Literally anything Costner and baseball

ATCQ- I left my wallet in El Sagundo youtu.be/WILyWmT2A-Q?...

To adventure!

The man @jimowczarski.bsky.social delivers again. You're going to want to read this one. www.jsonline.com/story/sports...

Christmas shoes. Can't stand it.

Whoever figures out how to sterilize milk will be so famous they’ll probably name the process after them.

The 18-year-old left-hander was hospitalized Jan. 3 after the vehicle he was driving was hit by another that blew through a stop sign near his New Jersey home. #brewers #milwaukee #thisismycrew

Can't believe you arrested someone for living their best life

This is a fucking miracle. He was in a coma a month ago

And another thing. Which Brewers theme night do YOU want to see?

No Turn Ahead The Clock Night. Sigh.

Alas. Still waiting for Sledge Hammer! theme night. 40 years and counting. #brewers

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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Well. That's less than ideal. www.tmj4.com/sports/baseb...

Escaping the pograms, and escaping less violent religious persecution

spoiler alert:

My neighbor going through a divorce David saw his shadow so it looks like 6 more weeks of blasting One Last Breath at 2 AM in his garage

2 Wo 2 Ke

*Groundhog Day pitch meeting* You know how some rodents are clairvoyant?

@rdtopp.bsky.social: "we have a lot of parking lot space for (Reese Mcguire) him." Well done.

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

Arbitration deciders apparently think differently. Especially towards saves

So it's either going to be CM Punk (47) or Drew McIntyre (40) vs Roman Reingns (40) at mania.

Logan Paul winning this would be an amazing outcome

Any bird you catch at the game is yours to keep. No one will stop you.

Eliminating Bron right away is downright the most shocking thing I've seen in WWE in years

The Royal Rumble sounds like an A's home game.

Did a guest spot on The Riverfront podcast taking Brewers and Reds (mostly reds). So basically I'm an expert now. Give it a listen Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/15ma...

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oh my god

I wonder if anybody will see this

If Uecker isn't included, I'm taking a pass on the whole set.

Quite the impressive snow front we're dealing with

Did a guest spot on The Riverfront podcast taking Brewers and Reds (mostly reds). So basically I'm an expert now. Give it a listen Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/15ma...

If at some point the Brewers start Caleb Durbin at 3B + Jett Williams at SS in a MLB game, they would be the 1st team to start a 3B & SS both 5 ft 7 in or shorter in a game since: 7/8/1933 Reds SS Sparky Adams, 5 ft 5 in 3B Andy High, 5 ft 6 in (Inspired by @cespedesbbq.bsky.social convo)

He's about 10 seconds from dancing for Six Flags

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Seems like a good video for his trial

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