Watch attempts to use the horrific mass shooting in Australia as “proof” that gun safety laws don’t work Bondi is Australia’s first deadly mass shooting in 3 years Brown is USA’s first deadly mass shooting in 3 days And the 15th deadly & 389th overall mass shooting of 2025 There is no comparison

Noticing that Democrats are passing “right to die” laws before passing “right to housing” or “right to healthcare” laws www.nprillinois.org/government-p...

875 points to this man! I've never had a checkbook

19/20 points if you can guess which one I haven't used

Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful

No parent wants this text. Thinking of the Brown University community.

chat i sputtered

Lockridge... Lockridge...

STOP THE COUNT #isles

EMIL! #isles

The Brewers likely are not done, either, moving forward. Trevor Megill remains a recipient of significant interest. The decline in Mears' stuff had dropped him in the bullpen ranks for Milwaukee. Getting Zerpa is viewed as a potential late-inning arm; Mears was not viewed in that light.

posts from the future: listen I know Zerpa has been lights out but Murph can't just use him every night, it's just reckless

I think the Brewers think Collins is more the player we saw towards the end of the year rather than his Linsanity run of July and early August a little surprised they let Mears go but I don't get worked up when the Brewers send out a reliever

Wallet don't lie

left a bag of gummies (candy, not the fun kind) in my car for 2 hours in these temps and boy was I in for a surprise when I bit into one

hey look, it's the reason I don't watch this game anymore

This week had more new measles cases than sales of “American Canto”. Hope the media is proud.

He proceeded to win, split his pants, and cut a heel promo about Christmas and gravy

Vice President of Pitching and Corporate Sales

Bari Weiss has all the charisma of a bad day

Erika Kirk needs to scowl more she's giving demon here but I think we could go even darker

so long, underwhelming friend

“Nobody talks about” the thing that I know because everybody talks about it

DEVELOPING: Zohran Mamdani’s recreation soccer team was called the Talking Headers.

Bluesky is failing me. Why did nobody tell me that the heckler from yesterday's Kristi Noem hearing was a Catholic priest chanting the phrase "The Power of Christ Compels You" - famously associated with exorcisms. 🤣😂

This is one hell of a Claire Danes impression www.instagram.com/reel/DSDXKlt...

“It’s funny because it’s bigger than a normal hat”

band name I just thought of Cryin' Steve and The Ruffians

Without the context in the job listing, this sounds so funny lol

oh the things I would do to get a 50° day

these incredibly wealthy people think you're as stupid as a hog

You’re the most attractive of all my cousins

If I were a Member of Congress, I would not have voted with Republicans to censure Rashida Tlaib (like 22 House Dems did). But I sure would have already introduced a resolution to censure this bigot:

Personally, I think the writer should be summarily fired, too

already tired of winter and it technically hasn't even started

he willingly forced himself into their car

Truly embarrassing

now *that's* a Bucco Bruce Buccaneers game if I ever saw one

I like how the NFL changed the catch rule again since Sunday afternoon

Bo Horvat is day-to-day according to Patrick Roy #isles

Polling: "Do you think the rich have too much political power in the U.S.?" Yes: 80% No: 8% Independent voters are 81%/6% on this; even Trump voters are 68%/18%. Maybe a political party could lead on this issue. d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...

fuck Joel Quenneville

Section 1 of the executive order is like "in order for this to mean anything, Congress must act." The rest of it is like "X department shall convene a task force to provide a list of recommendations etc. etc." It's completely toothless and this "blocking states" headline is brain-dead stenography.

remember when Biden vowed to do this as a campaign promise and then didn't and in fact appointed personnel in the DEA who stood in the way of it happening

I love this song

Islanders legend Travis Mitchell!

maybe someone should've run for President of China