Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

drop your crime-fighting Catholics

I don't mean to be controlling or anything, but you QUOTESKEET THE QUOTESKEET, REPEAT THE TEXT, ADD YOUR IMAGE, AND THEN POST IT. YOU DON'T REPLY. Jesus, people.

Ashby win now in play.

The IRS, which of course is a federal agency within the Trump administration, is “in talks” with Trump about settling his $10 billion lawsuit. www.denverpost.com/2026/04/17/t...

I was SURE that was a strike. Kudos ump.

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The nerdy guy they get to the strip club

Love that we were able to call up Greg Jones from an early 80s baseball themed raunchy comedy.

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals! “Yes! We're all individuals!” bsky.app/profile/this...

Marlins have the worst PA announcer he used the Jackie Robinson lineup sheet for intros so everyone was 42 until someone told him now he didn't announce Grant Anderson till the 2nd batter of the inning

Feel like they should have thrown bill out there.

I’m only watching to see if Ashby can get a win.

“Pat, any comment?” Well there was never a question. We gave him defense and run support, But the bullpen couldn’t keep it there.

Time to take him out His dizzy head Is conscience laden.

Sweet.

Later in that episode and tonight....

Bullpen roll call: PATRICK ASHBY JAKE WOODFORD CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW If you're wondering how they pitch and hit, and other baseball facts, then repeat to yourself it's just a game, I should really just relax

Pitching line: Oh, change, change, change. Oh, change, change, change?

The Butthole Surfers are culture

Cro ko

The broadcast also just noted that Brewers pitchers have thrown 10 curveballs at 3000+ RPM and they have all been thrown by Crow. It is the top of the 4th.

X 3

Lollllllllllllllll hahahahahaahah

Brewers definitely going to lead the league in shortest runs per average batted ball distance this year.

To be fair if I were Kash Patel I would also drink an enormous amount

Dang

I ten million percent agree with this. A capable FBI man following Trump's agenda would be bad for the country

Jake Bauers 20/20 tracker: 40% complete

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

Jesse Watters is like how they wrote Mac on It's Always Sunny.

Original cyber truck

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Thanks to some insight from the highly talented @tylerdbrooke.bsky.social, took a look at the most "Packers players" in the draft. Bet one of these seven guys winds up hearing their name called by Green Bay next weekend. www.jsonline.com/story/sports...

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I'll tell you what: Showing up at loanDepot Park 4 hours before first pitch, when every other stadium is silent, and seeing the Marlins rotate their actual starting pitchers through on the game mound for live batting practice against their actual hitters 4 hours before the game is *wild*

In terms of efficiency, explosion, and team target percentage, the best recent Carnell Tate comp is probably Matthew Golden.

Trumpist Law Professors: John Eastman advocates for you being disenfranchised if you voted for the wrong party and shot by the army if you protest it. If you disagree, you’re INTOLERANT

The only president or major party candidate in half a century not to disclose his tax returns—who fought for years, at taxpayer expense, to keep them private, and lost—now wants the IRS to MORE THAN DOUBLE HIS NET WORTH at taxpayer expense as a part of the systematic pillaging he calls a presidency.

The 2026 NFL Draft Consensus Big Board is live: 300 players, 103 big boards www.wideleft.football/p/2026-nfl-d...

Look I'm sick of Marvel movies and these are very much not for me, but I read a lot of comic books as a kid and overpowered Doctor Doom is just really tiresome, especially after overpowered Thanos.

I sent a classified letter to House and Senate colleagues about a secret interpretation of surveillance law that every American should be concerned about. Representative Massie is right. The Constitution requires EVERY member to vote against a clean reauthorization.

Ashby 5-0 is legit hilarious.

I hope all 50 drown in a polluted lake.