Petition to use Homer Glumplich as a meme whenever the Brewers put up a crooked number without hitting one over the fence #nohomersclub

Me trying to tell the Packers social media team that this is a bad idea:

As I do every year on 4/20, I will be following the Jeopardy! interview segment tonight by saying “Dream blunt rotation. Now let’s get back into the Jeopardy! round.”

🚨 ATTN "THE PITT" IDIOTS 🚨 HIGH QUALITY "THE PITT" SHIT TO LOOK AT: youtu.be/ML0L20VOE2g

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

What's your all-time favorite line in a movie? Maurice "Snoopy" Miller: Well, uh, the man don't just have to die, Foley. I mean, he could accidentally hurt himself falling down on something real hard, you know. Like a shiv, or my dick.

<Aqualung voice> José Vizcaíno

Bullpen roll call: PATRICK ASHBY JAKE WOODFORD CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW If you're wondering how they pitch and hit, and other baseball facts, then repeat to yourself it's just a game, I should really just relax

Even Gemini gets it wrong, smh

The McGonigle contract extension means HE GETS RESULTS

"Can his outings best be described as 'vomit-inducing'? Yes. Would he able to strike out Timmy Lupus at this point? No."

You know what a "psyop" was called back in my day? The A&R division of your favorite record label. We had a monoculture and we liked it! We loved it!

Excuse me...5? LOL. LMAO, even.

A big reason that the vibes in this country are so shitty right now is that Wisconsin teams never win the championship #fixit

"Two-peat"? Seriously?

Why does the scorebug have that lame-ass Wisco logo?

(ZZ Top voice) White chops, top hat But I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat

Craig Kilborn >>>>> Craig Ferguson

Wouldn't be caught dead in the Wisco gear.

Can’t believe the MLB still does “God Bless America” during the 7th inning stretch. It’s been 25 years.

The time when, on some random day in my senior year, our AP Econ teacher let me play the Conan O'Brien 5th Anniversary Special VHS in class.

Does he realize Miz vs. Crochet is Tuesday night? I have plans already.

depluralize a movie Heather

Did not know Ashby was from K.C. Would some still be mad that he pitched in his hometown yesterday on two days rest? Yeah, probably.

My brother just referred to that Lockridge catch as a "web gem nominee" and it brought me back to a simpler time, when ESPN gave a shit about baseball.

MLB Net was just talking about a player from West Virginia using "Country Roads" as his walkup...

I wonder if Habush sees good ROI on the whole "bum everybody out during a fun Brewers game" marketing strategy.

And don’t say NBA players can’t go to bars in Milwaukee. Sprewell hangs out at Jo Cat’s and is now my best friend!

This machine kills fascists

"This mammoth meal is vegetarian." WTF! To quote Homer Simpson: "If I went to a barbecue and there was no meat, I would say, 'Yo, goober! Where's the meat?'"

Some of them are Davids But most of them are Daves They all have their own winds But they come from different weather systems

Feels like it would work better as a weekly series on BlueSky: The Sports App

Can that new Bsky AI thing mute "Ashby" for me, but only +/- 3 hours from the start of each Brewers game? That I might even pay for.

Thanks to Billy Joel, I can't read a reference to Lawrence of Arabia without also thinking about British Beatlemania.

Tough for Tennessee to win 8-on-5.

The Milwaukee Brewers

Attn: anyone congratulating Duke for any reason

Also, having been forced to listen to his calls on BTN for years, I would hardly call Eric Collins "talent".

Boozer just got nailed for traveling. But enough about Tiger.

This might finally be the thing that stops Player's Sports Bar from being a cash-only venue.

This is a lot more fun than getting beaten to death (figuratively) by Torpedo bats.

Aside from the ripoff factor, the fuck kinda challenge is this to anyone besides a kindergartner www.sfgate.com/giants/artic...

Maybe they could just make it like the Oscars and the player gets to submit a single game's tape "for your consideration".

Regardless of active roster status, it's good to have Woodford in Reserve.

There is a monument to Robert E. Lee. It is Arlington National Cemetery, which is built on Lee's estate, and an eternal reminder of the suffering he caused. bsky.app/profile/bern...

Nobody needs this long gap in between games, CBS. Get on with it.