David Zaslav being happy is ruining all the pictures of Larry David being happy.

"No retailer would agree to stock it"

Billy hacks 3-0.

This is so disturbing and what a strange question to then ask an audience on Reddit and I hope this person gets the help he needs and Allentown.

I'll go along with this World Cup stuff but I'm drawing a line in the sand when it comes to the terminology. "Fixtures"? Get outta here. You were pushing it with "matches", honestly.

Agnos L Halper

Someone should make one of those 82-0, 17-0ish games but you have to build the team with the worst locker room / most likely to kill each other by the end of the season.

…what was the standard before

One thing I've been watching a lot this year is the HR pace Cubs pitching staff is on. With 2 more today, they've allowed 90 through 64 games (plus whatever rest of the afternoon brings). That's at worst tied for second-most in first 64 Cubs games ever. www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tin...

Heard that it was National Donut Day. IYKYK.

"Keep pushin' til it's understood and these Backrooms start treating us good, whoa whoa whoa whoa"

Not going to pretend that I know for certain that an MLB salary cap/floor would be good (or bad). But I think you can understand fan sentiment when: -NFL and NBA teams (with cap) were able to sign generational talents to max contracts AND build title rosters -MLB team signed...Luis Rengifo.

Astros GBA guy laying it on a little thick. We're not here to watch you, buddy.

waiting 86 years to place the worst taco bell order of all time

It's May 31st and they continue to play this ad! Stop it!

One of the game plan notes before today's Brewers game was "Max Power" and there was no Simpsons reference. Disappointing.

hope you brought urine!

Chad Gable is pouring blood out of his forehead right in front of his family. Pretty weird!

San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa

He's easily going to miss that dunk off the front of the rim, she had better position.

Watch The Stanley Cup Final My Ass (I Will Not Watch The Stanley Cup Final)

That ball was hit pretty damn far, as the crow flies.

hadn't occurred to me until just now how much sick ET looks like chicken thighs mid-breading process. you're an egg wash and some panko away from getting fried my guy

This CAR-MTL game combines the two things I hate about playoff hockey: an uncompetitive series, and teams from the South being good.

Kevin Hart is the first guy to get addicted to being in commercials for gambling.

How I'm spending my day off. (Nobody beats him.)

Calling him a "guy" kind of shatters the illusion.

Happy birthday Bob Dylan

Gasser is another Ben Hendrickson. Get him outta here.

We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

Dodgers too distracted by the sheer masculinity emanating from the LF upper deck

Schlesinger's Corner! My favorite segment.

"I'll hate the Yankees, and the Cardinals, and...the Cardinals, please."

Bill Gone Wild

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live! Pearl Jam Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Death Cab For Cutie Wilco The War on Drugs Queens of the Stone Age Weezer MJ Lenderman Silversun Pickups LCD Soundsystem

PCA with his patented "Crow Hop", the fans in Chicago love it.

1. I'm not just gonna take your word for it. 2. I still wanna try.

I think I saw a smashed McDouble fall out of James Harden's pocket

THE FIRST PLACE MILWAUKEE BREWERS

Oh shit, this is where it starts.

OKC: "Thanks a pantload, Chet."

I do want a GIF of that before he gets arrested, though.

Ethan Roberts looks like he might be related to Kevin Roberts.