Rengifo hitting a ball off his shin and going to the ground

Obviously miss Uecker calling big games, last year would have been fun etc but god imagine him in Vegas for a week calling this series

in college we got really into the musak playing Pete Yorn, and would scream YORN at each other whenever it came on regardless of how many customers were there. I still yell YORN in my head every time I hear one of his songs

Somehow didn’t know this, would have been incredible

Great day to watch the Crew with the deck TV set up

Thought this was Tyler Barnes’ follow list at first glance

The Brewers announcers talk about the altitude in Denver like the Brewers are playing in Mars. Relax fellas.

Brewers

I’ve been slightly obsessed with Thomas’ post NFL journey and see it’s breaking contain

I'm a huge Badger football fan so I don't say this lightly - no one in sports is worse at their job than Kevin Warren. I *almost* feel bad for Bears fans. Almost.

“My God, Carlson! After years of searching, this is an emotional moment for me! … Voilà! I give you the Secret Elephant Breeding Grounds!”

I love Polzin bringing up obvious questions and the guy in charge of the HOF and (imo) seems to be just making shit up as he goes says "ah great question. I have no idea"

Click the link. Do it now. Open up that window or I'm coming for your family. Feel free to unsubscribe, if you want to die. If you already have ESPN just click the link dipshit. Do it now. I once said MLB should only play 7 inning games. You may need to restart your computer.

Could hear the tarps off bros cheering louder for Yelich than Hamilton. Problematic. Yes I'm still mad at that guy's tweet from a week ago.

hell yeah

Share this if you want to end the tyranny of the tarps off movement. Or make it more fun. Either works.

“NL Pitcher of the Month” is not a real thing please be serious for once

It's May 31st and they continue to play this ad! Stop it!

LFG

Abner Fucking Uribe

I think Mitchell was safe and they should have challenged it but I assume they were on the phone in dugout with someone informing them Rengifo was at the plate with two strikes and Frelick on deck so just let it go

Funny to see the Brewers dugout yell at Hamilton that he had to run around all the bases when the ball went over the fence. I think he thought it was an automatic run

I'm at the Reds game and the tarps off guys are chanting about Supreme Court reform and the VRA. Crazy.

You didn't know until today because it's not a thing they chant. It was the tarps off guys (obviously a very woke group of people in other states) doing it over the weekend

First shirtless bros can't take over multiple sections to chant USA and now Abner can't tell the Cards to suck it (x3) ok maybe the last one is kinda cool and we should allow it

Bought a Blackstone and have used it for almost every meal this weekend. Add my face to this collage I deserve it

Vegas had Yelich at -1000 as first Brewer to miss the base when sliding. It's a minimal payout but congrats to all the winners.

That should be it for Joey Ortiz

They should arrest the shirtless guys if they are sitting anywhere other than their assigned seats

Realize this is way down the list of problems with police but an old mattress fell off a truck into the street and I watched Madison's finest helpfully pick it up and chuck it into my yard

Yeah that Harper guy is trying too hard (to put it mildly) but Miller Lite is objectively the best beer ever created

Learning this morning there is an extended Savannah Bananas universe where non-Savannah teams play normal baseball against each other but with costumes and guys dancing in the background. Jackie Bradley Jr and former Brewer Joe Gray are on the same team

Big turning point in that game was the 9th inning HR by the Padres

If @onabam.bsky.social hadn't died 2 years ago (autoerotic asphyxiation) he would be here expressing surprise that one run wasn't enough

@badgernoonan.bsky.social another one for you, why does Megill show up in the batting register?

Only giving up one run despite the defense quiet quitting on him is pretty good by Megill

Love Brewers baseball on Mother's Day. Rickie Weeks hitting a walk-off with a pink bat was an all-timer

Unfortunate end of the inning there but the upside is Karl Ravech is teaching me how to use a computer

Get. Ashby. The. Win.

Extremely satisfying sequence

As long as tournament expansion doesn't stop Wisconsin from having a fun and overachieving regular season only to lose in the most frustrating way possible in the first week I don't care how many teams they let in

“Wait! Wait! Cancel that. … I guess it says ‘helf.’”

Most importantly from today's ballgame: Aaron Ashby was given the win. That's 6. The quest for 20 wins is back on.

I don't care if they asked him and he said no, you can't have one of these things without Rickie Weeks. And if he is listed as one of the "many more" unnamed players, which should be reserved for the Keon Broxton, Chris Narveson type guys, well, I'm extremely mad just thinking about that possibility

Hell yes