Your Reese McGuire primer is here. And it's marvelous.

the Milwaukee Brewers have made the postseason 9 times since Mark Attanasio bought the Brewers

If the Bucks trade Giannis I expect to get immediately notified via - personal text messages from Shams/Windbag - carrier pigeon in the extreme cold - email from children’s school - Amber Alert - muezzin from nearest mosque - handwritten condolences from closest family & friends

2 days from the annual trip to Backbone State Park. One of the best in #Iowa. Here’s some old photos from there. Great place to hike and fish.

Guy drinking whiskey at 8:30am: It’s always CBS News’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil somewhere.

who is this Roschacht and why does he draw so many pictures of pat murphy pulling tyler Alexander in the middle of a no-hitter on 4/4/2025

“Any team could spend as much as the dodgers, the dodgers just want to win more” that’s such a stupid take. the reality is the dodgers just care about their fans more

And near the cactus cup 🌵 🏆 trophy case

Mid season tournament banner hanging up next to those wild card banners

Whenever the chance of trading a top veteran player arises, the Brewers can be counted on to act rationally. If the right offer comes, the team will trade Freddy Peralta, despite all the reasons not to consider it. If that happens, how should they spend what they… #brewers #milwaukee #thisismycrew

Fire Dan Vogelbach

The Brewers already had the lowest swing rate in baseball, as Craig Counsell would be quick to tell you. Their No. 2 hitting voice is now Daniel Vogelbach. I am curious to see if they swing even less somehow.

if you don't have Amazon Prime the game will also be streamed on Temu but only in 480p

Those who can't do, teach.

boys this is your new hitting coach. he has a career batting average 14 points lower than Joey Ortiz

oh sure. one TINY thing and suddenly grok is the bad guy

I hope vogelbach is also given the non-official title of Eating Instructor so Sal and others can keep on the BEEF

@ grok please add extra clothes to this picture

if penn state wants a big ten win so bad they shouldve considered scoring 104 less points

Temu FLASH SALE!!!! Giant earbuds that you can smoke weed out of. $9.99! Plus up to 5 free items after you pay for 5 items

Introducing Dynamic Pricing at Menards! Anything you can fit in a paper bag gets somewhere between 0-6% back via rebate. Paper bag sizes vary based on demand.

introducing the dating app for people just as desperate for attention as you are! Engagement Farmers Only, available wherever you get your apps

this thanksgiving, make her the dish she fell in love with. a baked potato. Idaho potatoes: the starch bean of the west

diabetes is “not fun”. That’s why this holiday season, we at Keebler

we will make our best effort today to replace the ad content you are not getting on your Bluesky feed. thank you for your attention to this matter

this is an ad playing BEFORE you get to watch an ad for a tv show. Ad within an ad. sorry but twitter had more of the things we like

we have never, and we cannot stress this enough, had any desire to be taken seriously

ads are the biggest thing keeping us there, most of them are our exact right products and services

PECOTA just updated projections and have the Brewers going 0-162. Concerning.

just another Bleacher Nation shirt that @onabam.bsky.social would wear (un?)ironically

Caleb Durbin leads the league in making me feel like he leads the league in grounding into double plays

if the brewers trade Freddy Peralta would Trevor Bauer make sense to add to the rotation

This Brewers vs Cubs series is going to be payback for the Cubs fan who purposefully tainted Ryan Brauns’ sample. #ThisIsMyCrew

Why bunt when you can bunt again?

looks like somebody's about to Figure It Out

if twitter goes down 13 or 14 more times, we’ll make the switch! just need to do our own research

WHAT!?!?!!?? Capra was just about to Figure It Out

This is a record I’m certain I could break.

*listens in Josh Hader*

Vinny Capra finishes his Brewers career with the lowest batting average (.079) and OBP (.119) of any position in franchise history (min. 50 AB).

I think lapsed catholics will come back when the eucharist becomes Italian beef from portillos

Another hit for Vinny Capra. This lineup and pitching Elvin is wasting his prime.

Society's reliance on cars has gotten out of hand

this is intellectual property theft

This is why I only use good old batting average in my evaluations.

If there is any semblance of order in this universe -- which, frankly, I'm not sure there is right now -- then the Rockies will realize they should probably trade Ryan McMahon and he will spend the final months of his summer along Lake Michigan.

believe we are up to four instances of runner on third/no outs/no runs in the 2025 Brewers season.

Crazy year for Kon Knueppel, his parents got their J6 pardon and now he is so close to a Final 4

This type of entertainment and passion is going to tear my family apart