just now spied the Jabari Walker & Adem Bona Splash Bros. box score performance 7/11 3PT

I’d flail and make fun of Bobby’s “It gets greater later” post earlier today but he’s actually getting buckets

Bonks so bad they can’t even “get this under 20 before halftime” keep in mind the other team is trotting out Andre “I Shoot Threes” Drummond & Oakwood Senior Village Kyle Lowry

*checks notes* Dominick Barlow getting a better whistle than Giannis, k got it

Austin Reaves if he didn’t have the word “Lakers” on the front of his jersey, no disrespect to the Florida State legend

Al Michaels: *ophiocordyceps fungus forming inside of his eyeballs* “Don’t touch that dial.”

if Giannis actually ends up a Knick I might take up starting an anti-sports cult out in the middle of nowhere

👀 3-point game for Steph Aubrey

all I can see here is a deranged Will Forte

lazy analogy: imagining watching the Bucks with Giannis on the shelf (again) is like watching twilight seasons of The Office while knowing Michael Scott is gone, still hoping for amusing moments (AKA scrappy wins)

lucky butt shot! I was too young for this season or to remember watching these players However, I *do* appreciate the sheer SIZE of the player name letters on the back of the Blazers’ jerseys. Aesthetically pure

Giannis MRI results: his official injury diagnosis is all the fake trade requests he made along the way

but seriously, I am suspicious of one Alex Saratsis. Something about that guy smh fwiw tbh lol

If the season ended today, the Bucks would beat Philly, Cleveland, Detroit, Miami, New York & Oklahoma City en route to their 3rd NBA Championship in franchise history.

are we sure it wasn’t a mistake to fire Nico?

*not being dramatic whatsoever* I think I’d rather see Giannis’ body gradually break down than see him ever play for another team

Turns out there was an even funnier posible outcome

POVERTY PISS TONS

this is Taurean Prince’s fault

I think a good bit would be if one of these barely-populated towns had an incredibly detailed Wikipedia page and had whole sections that were like "The least popular man in town is Gary. Nobody likes Gary." - followed by sub sections titled "Gary: Controversies."

Nuggets, Rockets & Lakers all lose! I don’t think the Bucks even played last night!

At least the Mavericks beat the Nuggets in Denver

National media who doesn’t actually watch the Bucks (or Wiz) will look at this game and say “See, Giannis can’t win with these guys” but he’s as much to blame as anyone. Just dumb, low effort play all night.

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The Wizards don’t even have Corey Kispert out there!

Aside from, say, Jericho Sims, I’m amazed at the Bucks’ ability to staple their sneakers and feet (surely quite painful) to the hardwood when the opposing team launches a 3-pointer. Ain’t nobody got surplus energy to Desire Additional REbounds (D.A.R.E., I hereby coin this new Advanced Metric)

Nothing like the Nets & Wizards for the Bucks to “get right” with 2 wins and for everyone in the greater Planet Earth region to completely forget that the Bucks’ whistle has been some absolute flaming Koala Shit for the first quarter of the season👍👍

Tonight’s Starting 5️⃣ for the Wizards: Khris Middleton Khris Middleton Khris Middleton Khris Middleton Khris Middleton

can’t say I’ve seen many throws worse than that one #SuckySnowBowl

that’s a touchdown but let’s see if the NBA refs are manning the replay

Badgers punter know what snow is?

it’s almost getting to the point where the LESS Doc & players complain, the MORE I think this stuff might be a bit rigged I’m fine if that makes me sound delirious

I still can’t believe they used a MadCatz controller to control that deep sea submersible

Bucks by 40* tmrw *probably more like 4, but

idc it’s a ref show in New York

the 2nd bitch foul of the season by Bridges on GA

I’m convinced a team w/ Brunson as a #1 and KAT slipping on lawn gnomes cannot contend for a title, don’t @ Stiller

8 fouls to 2 in The Garden, Curtis Blair is leading the way!

the Bucks whistle is actually insane, I’m close to subscribing to The Conspiracy

well here goes!

Jamie Dixon and his Horned Frogs

proud of Toledo’s Finest and (some of) the B Squad

common foul, 2 FT for Giannis Antetokounmpo

Vucci Mane has hit at least *three* HUGE game-ender/sealer 3-pointers. Has he wrapped up Clutch Player of the Year?

in which the only KICKER quoted is Packers legend Brandon McManus (this was a fun read, thanks!)

Perfect story

lots of New Yorkers will disagree loudly but IMHO that’s a **crazy** call to make on a decisive play I agreed with Legler who surmised Shamet made contact w/ Williams *before* the wraparound Also, if you think I’m biased Giannis & other stars do a more aggressive version of this move every game!

Lakers & Knicks getting calls????