there is beautiful symmetry, perhaps, in the Bucks now trying to accumulate as many embarrassing losses *while tanking* as they already did *while actively trying to win*

telltale sign Giannis is GONE

Myles Turner has been, uh, como se dice BAD en español

LMBO

Have yet to have this explained to me to the end point: • Bucks have one bad season, must trade Giannis • Giannis is old & hurt, Bucks will take garbage for him to rebuild for infinity • New team gets MVP Giannis (magically no longer old or hurt), immediate title contender Which is it?

Jake Bauers 45 home run szn loading?! no jinx

Who’s ready for Bucks bask—Brewers Spring Training At Night?!?

incredible

I’ve had about enough of this High Point “if Joe Mazzulla and Josh Hart had a baby” point guard

If King Vaughn and Rake Bauers could combine into One Person, we might have someone a little less than God himself. An angelic Brewer (this is merely praise and not intended to be backhanded shade to Andrew Vaughn and Jake Bauers)

Pete Nance is another elusive breath of fresh air and intelligence in this, a truly, deeply stupid season

got a Brendan Donovan solo HR notification and boy am I glad that guy is not a Cardinal anymore

Straight of Hormuz, Rand Paul, Giannis stubbornness, it matters not. Look at this guy grind Packers content👑

Cynical Steve says Giannis is gonna use this (essentially manufactured) impasse as part of his “I gave everything to this city until I could give no more” postmortem. I respectfully disagree. Part of aging should be letting genuine wisdom rule over what your stubborn personality & brain keep saying

don’t say the word soleus around Milwaukee, that’s 2 WI sports icons fallen victim to this particular muscle

Bucks have a Top 30 Coach’s Challenge apparatus and it’s not 1 thru 29

related: Mark DeRosa looks like George Clooney in a straight-to-DVD sports movie

the WBC energy is so legit/insane it means so much to ‘em! 🥹

lol I couldn’t even keep track of my Brewers/Packers joke-nalogy: which Brewer is Parsons? Andrew Vaughn: 2 sacks, 9 hurries Brandon McManus? Joey Ortiz, mebbe

STOP THE COUNT

are the Brewers … BACK?!?

Greg Buckner’s defense is so good it allows **#1 option** Aaron Nesmith to score 24 points in a first half #SomethingNewEveryDay

probably #Rigged in part so Joker can get to do one of his Water Polo Full-Court Fetish shots smh

Giannis not playing, did he get traded? why is no one covering this

can’t believe the Brewers’ season is over ALREADY

is anything a charge now

get Giannis his 30, lose by 30 #ok

I have no problem declaring Bam’s 83-point game as uncool, unethical, un-American, and an overall, unambiguous traveshamockery. I will not be taking questions at this time

Who’s ready for another Bucks game tonight?!?!❤️🔥👍👏🫶💪

The Bucks may not get a “home call” this season

Bam Adebayo scoring 83 versus the 2026 Washington Wizards on 43 homo sapien FT attempts

over/under 2.5 days until the Bam Adebayo for Giannis straight-up package drops on AskJeeves dot com

the NBA tanking is tanking tonight

from the “I Am Miserable” Department, it feels like all the best 2026 Bucks highlights are Lisa going wild and the Bucks are up by 3—make it 1 because the opponent is going to score 1 or 2 of the fastest, easiest buckets you’ve ever seen

Devin Booker is still a ***** ****** *****, I see.

choosing to find joy in the way Giannis pumped his fist after *another* adventurous layup attempt from Kyle Kuzma Kappa

tell me a disturbed faction of the NBA national media doesn’t want Giannis out of Milwaukee, WI for the last decade without telling me

is it possible Tyrese Maxey hates Bucks fans and is faking a specific pinkie injury to give us false & obscenely farfetched Hope? NO does this sound completely like a ME problem? YES

no relation get the heck outta here Spudd Webb (no relation) smh what is wrong with society these days

Doug Christie used up so much Good Luck with this shot that now he is still the Head Coach of the Sacramento Kings. Wasteful

whew buddy

Let’s just call it a quarter for exaggeratory effect. The Bucks “gift-wrapped” the Wizards a quarter of their wins this season. What an embarrassing campaign for my team from Milwaukee.

love to see this team Fightin’ and Scrappin’ for their beloved coach (but 999/1000 Talking Heads will say it’s *Moseley* who should be fired)

the Bucks fighting for their LIVES versus the team that is being investigated by the FBI for tanking, amazing work Doc & everyone involved

the rocks are crying out: “he was never a doctor”

Some scatterbrained macro-observational thoughts on Bucks under Doc. Of course, at the ever-present risk of fellow casuals countering these thoughts online: Budenholzer was vilified for having his set & forget Blue Tape regular season system. Yet it still allowed guys to play relatively free.