All of NBA media killed the Mavs for the Luka trade and they are all suggesting that the bucks repeat it!

If the Bucks trade Giannis I expect to get immediately notified via - personal text messages from Shams/Windbag - carrier pigeon in the extreme cold - email from children’s school - Amber Alert - muezzin from nearest mosque - handwritten condolences from closest family & friends

NFL offseason headlines to the relatively uninterested be like “Graters tab Nobbins’ Running Game Coordinator Shustin McGleevy as next Head Coach”

👿NBA VILLAIN RANKINGS🚫 (ALL-TIME) 1. Bill Laimbeer (Bad Boy) 2. Dennis Rodman (Dennis Rodman) 3. Draymond Green (poopy brain) 4. Giannis Antetokounmpo (held up NBA trade season) 5. Javaris Crittenton (murder)

Doc Rivers has been traded to the Seattle SuperSonics for Ray Allen (age 50) and Ronald “Flip” Murray (age 46)

hate-listening to Doc Rivers get interviewed on an episode of Courtside w/ Gale Klappa, hoping Gale cuts the mustard and asks Doc, “So have you considered which national NBA broadcast partner you’d like to join in your next chapter?”

Dick LeBeau

Common Sense Jim O strikes again. I’m not ungrateful for the first (quite magical) title in 50 years, but this — the endless content-craving attempts to emergency-helicopter Giannis out of Milwaukee — is precisely why we (Bucks fans) sometimes play the paranoid victim.

Getting word that the Los Angeles Dodgers & New York Mets are entering into a player-share agreement that would effectively join the two franchises, allowing them to exchange their players as needed during the 162-game schedule. Dodgers/Mets H2H matchups would simply count as WINS for both teams.

The year is 2031. The Brewers have traded Jacob Misiorowski to the Phillies for a minor league arm and a 4-foot-10 infielder. They somehow win 91 games before getting turbo-swept in the playoffs. Stadium parking remains plentiful.

Every time the Bucks have a theoretical opportunity to claim the #10 seed/final & highly coveted Play-In spot

Bucks cut it to 15 in the 1st quarter and the Thunder have seen enough.

if the Brewers trade Freddy to the Dodgers they better be getting 1999 LeBron James back

Wait, the Seahawks were up by 18 points at halftime and are still winning/going to win? You can do that?!?

Uecker is dead. No tribute can do him justice. He lived a long life, and was himself to the end. He went like I think he wished to go; quietly, without distraction to the team. But I want to offer some thoughts in what is a very upsetting time for many people.

Greg Gard & his All Alumni staff might do a better job NBA game-planning in supercolossal 2026 than Doctor Rivers and his band of fake basketball practitioners

crazy that when I opened this breaking MLB news piece about another Dodger FA signing, they included a picture of my actual reaction to another Dodger FA signing

Doc plays Rollins too little when he’s hoopin’ and too much when he’s poopin’

need more out-of-rhythm KPJ 19-footers

The Bucks are pretty good except for an extended pocket of time each half. Besides the promising moments with this young kid from Greece, they suck dust

22-3 run, yeah that’ll yabba-dabba-do ya

props to that ref for making the right call, even if it was LATE

the only time AJ Green should leave his feet is when he’s slinging that milk from 3

me if the Bucks *win* in San Antonio

- Boopie Miller game-winning halfcourt shot from the word “MILLER” - How much FIRE do they have in there? College hoops might be 1000% rigged, this is Too Awesome

Giannis Antetokounmpo has ruled out the Philadelphia 76ers as a future trade destination, per me

Quick caveat: lotta blame to distribute, & Giannis isn’t faultless. *waves arms wildly @ cryptic comments & borderline matrimonial analogies* Over & above all nasty accusations, I think it’s fair for fans to focus on the HOOPS! If it’s way below expectations, I’d say it’s fair to boo, & reverently!

I am told Jimmy Haslam is outside Fiserv right now watching as a crew hangs an enormous banner which reads OWN THE DISTANT FUTURE

I’ll always be team before player, so Giannis’ postgame comments last night get a furrowed brow from me. Who will break the spell Doc & his staff have over this team’s direction? The relative *crickets* about Doc’s ineptitude had NOT occurred to me.

I’ve never had a dog (significant caveat) but I’d imagine this Bucks season must be like taking your beloved old dog to the vet, hoping to find answers, and watching the vet track Ol’ Fido’s failing heartbeat in real time. Good grief, we scarcely deserve this. Thank the Maker for ‘21

Let’s be real. The Bucks are a relative dumpster fire. But it’s a completely ignored non-basketball 2-hand shove from Randle kinda stuff that has unfairly dogged the Bucks all season as well.

Doc Rivers @ 9:35pm tonight: “I tell you what, we had no answer for Randle and DiVincenzo tonight. 60 points is a lot for any pair but especially those guys. But perhaps the thing that really sunk us was Amir Coffey was unavailable because he hit his funny bone in the locker room at halftime.”

Shoot, Alex Lasry just leaked Ja Morant to the Bucks

To no one’s surprise, I have extended my season of Irrational Hopefulness by 1 game. If the Bucks can topple a TWolves team without Ant & Stifle Tower, then we are back on Shoot for the 6-seed and Let Giannis Hypothetically Dunk on the East

It is with great fervency that I pray the cheese grater shall become an omen for the Chicago Bears in the same way that the L flag apparently did for my dear Milwaukee Brewers. All in good fun, but seriously, dear Matthew Stafford

POTENTIAL BUCKS STARTING FIVE Giannis Antettokounmpo Ja Morant Michael Porter, Jr. Amir Coffey Pete Namce 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Did Christian Kirk just shoot the crowd?!

Matt LaFleur: Special Teams Coach

I am now on Team Tank & Pray* Bucks need to Stealth Tank & Pray Giannis wants to stay when Josh Glessing sells him the Business Plan on a beautiful day in May on the MKE riverfront. Jon Horst, of course, winking from a private boat.

going to watch some Dateline to shed perspective on the murderous Milwaukee Bucks hoops I willfully subjugate myself to every other day

is 5/26 good

Bucks keep getting (potential) schedule gifts and, judging by *waves arms wildly*, I got T-Wolves by 9 on Tuesday

Everything. Must. Be. Herculean.😩

Giannis misses 2FT Zeke Nnaji makes 2FT It’s the little things.

At 6:14 GA left with a tie. At 5:54 the Bucks went up 2. At 3:18 they're down 8.

IMHO Marc Davis has over-emphasized the traveling violation tonight. I’m not seeing a couple of these whistles

easing into the game, nice

Jokic, Murray, Braun, Johnson, Valančiūnas et al OUT for the Nuggets Bucks by 7

fun fact: Bucks/Nuggets has the lowest Over/Under (219.5) of today’s NBA slate, correctly reflecting how Denver is missing Jokic & other key pieces, and also how the Bucks sometimes don’t do the scoring thing when Giannis goes to the bench. Let’s see if Doc can say the words “move the ball” pre-game