Look at Marine Johannes

Woofiam Contreatas

I love ABS (Anti-Lock Brake System) ⚾️

is Joey O wearing a PitchCom?

calling it now, Giannis will be a Buck when this worm turns (circa 2027) sue me, drag me, boil me in stew

total off-night in baseball tonight, can’t even scoreboard-watch the NL Central hatefully

I didn't think it was possible, but the T'wolves are having a great postseason run without even one incident in which a woman runs onto their floor and tries to glue herself to it.

most shocking thing about this is Reggie Miller - noted hyperbolic dramatist - labeling this a Flagrant *1*

This first sweep of the Yankees since 1989 is dedicated to such Brewer legends as Nestor Cortes, Vinny Capra, Oliver Dunn, Elvin Rodriguez & Devin Williams

I was griping about the initial HR call but this was gold, indeed😆

I always feel bad for the Yankees when they have to face a Big Market team like the Brewers. A sweep feels inevitable.

fire up the ol’ JUDGE TO MILWAUKEE rumor mill

need to hear Levering’s call, Brewers & Yankees TV fell short of my lofty expectations, no offense to BA

TU RANG???

Caballero thinks he’s caballawesome

Abner Uribe is built for a matchup with the Stankees, let’s see if I didn’t jinx it

I’ll Venmo one lucky person $5 if Tim Hill throws to 3rd base again

Gary does at least half the challenges

Yankees with relaxed facial hair policy <

LMBO🤣🤣🤣

shed a tear for the inventors of basketball

RAKE PERKINS

“Giannis demanding Bucks trade today’s lottery selection for brother Francis or he will burn down a Sendik’s every 45 minutes”

Aaron Judge threw it like me❤️ Brewerz WIN

No one: Tim Hill: I am going to kill Luis Rengifo

Tim Hill @ Luis Rengifo

Ashby

love watching Turang, Yelich, Sal & a couple other Brewers super-slide at home IIRC, Tyrone Taylor had a few memorable ones, too

Extremely satisfying sequence

Hot beans, Brewers!

Still can’t get over Mark Attanasio suggestively chaperoning the entire CC Sabathia In the Booth segment last night🤣😭 4/5 stars

*Fan Fictionalizing* “And here comes Brandon Lockridge to pinch-run, he’s strapped into a jet-powered wheelchair! Pat Murphy told us to look for this…”

A NEW HOME RUN LEADER (6 Tauering Bauer Bombs)

at least the Fubs are losing 2nite *Michael Conforto hits a 6-run HR, probably*

Death, taxes & Bill Schroeder saying “Not the worst thing in the world” after the Brewers walk a universally acclaimed hitter

Never want to see anyone get hurt but you’d think the pitcher’s last name was “Hitler” the way Contreras lasered that line drive off Adolf’s lower leg will delete later

Yankees fans getting out their phones to see baseball history (Aaron Judge strikeout)

moderately surprised at the nonchalance with which David Hamiltom caught that pop-up, given recent events #MiserableSkeetingSteve

ima need Paul “Trenchcoat of Spare Wallace & Gromit Claymation Body Parts While Running” Goldschmidt to retire

can’t ruin a Cavs fan’s day after seeing this

The Reds are in danger of *embarrassing* the NL Central, yet ALL FIVE teams still sit above .500. Only 2 other divisions have TWO such teams.

pls just retire Tony

I kid you not, I wouldn’t be surprised if Tony Brothers tries to find a way to make an INSANE call in the final 5:09 after he just took Finch’s frustration personally

TWolves keep wolving!

malnourished Greek selling trinkets & baubles = ethical 9-foot Frenchman shooting 28-footers and whining about a wittle-bitty jersey tug = I do not condone the concept of the “San Antonio Spurs”

Atlanta Hawks animatronic hawk screech (derogatory) Minnesota Timberwolves animatronic wolf howl (highly complimentary)

these NBA players are Too Dang Talented at Flopping. I’m starting to side with the officials. I would swallow the whistle and let the basketball game be decided by fisticuffs

my🐐