sending this to my fiance to start our first fight of 2026 🫶🥹

sorry?????

WELCOME TO GREEN BAY TREVON DIGGS😤😤😤

absolutely disgusted that @dustyevely.bsky.social won in BOTH fantasy leagues I'm in with him. smh.

this cold and snowy weather had me craving ramen so i made my own quick version🔥🙏

i stand by what i said

I thought Jordan Love was out with a concussion this week...turns out he was playing safety for the Seahawks instead.

Here's which games matter for Green Bay this weekend, why and who to root for: www.acmepackingcompany.com/green-bay-pa...

instead of inviting the pigeon lady into his free warm penthouse at the plaza filled with free food and gifts, kevin runs up to her, gives her a ceramic turtledove, and bolts.

kevin just reunited with his family after being separated with them for the 2nd time in 365 days....and not a single one even notices as he immediately slips out to go talk to a pigeon lady.

"and I am here for the food" -Rizzo, "Muppet Christmas Carol" (beef wellington, amaretto sidecar, and the "royal coffee service" with a chai espresso martini and shared creme brulee on the side)

"I love that we just spent $400 on Christmas dinner and instead of talking about the food, you’re reading 1 star reviews of a strip club" -my fiance on the drive home MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

I know the holidays can be tough for a lot of people. Don’t be afraid to reach out. You are beautiful and loved.

Could we be witnessing the last few games of Rashan Gary as a Green Bay Packer? On today's show, @jumosq.bsky.social & I discuss what went wrong in Chicago, the future of the defensive line, special teams issues, and so much more. Don't miss it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4el...

After watching Old Man Rivers last night, I got to thinking: if LaFleur had to call up a QB he had coached in the past to start for Green Bay this weekend, who would it be? So I made a list. www.acmepackingcompany.com/green-bay-pa...

Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.

this mnf segment has me in SHAMBLES 😭

bought a heating pad from walgreens today and this tag was on it....are you kidding me rn 😭😭😭

if anything will heal my postgame depression it's the world famous hot boys chicken breakfast burrito 🙏🔥

this showing up after a brutal packers loss partially due to a special teams fuck up feels personal 😭

so we're just supposed to go to sleep now

packers offseason priorities: 1) hafley and willis extensions 2) chain hafley and willis to lambeau if they say no 3) fire bisaccia 4) renaming the sledding hill after mark murphy 5) extend tucker kraft 6) ban the packers from playing in denver ever again

no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking the tsar of the titletown sledding hill.

packers fans reading this:

oh you love dee? DEEZ NUTS!

Ep 112: The Bears Still Suck @jenktn.bsky.social joins @ferdturgeson.bsky.social & @herooine.bsky.social to preview Saturday's Packers-Bears showdown! They talk vibes post-Parsons injury, what other injuries concern them most, & how these teams match-up Listen: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

im sorry "coors light syrup"????

my fiance won't let me put the lenox spice village on our wedding registry....THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON

Packers snap counts: www.acmepackingcompany.com/green-bay-pa...

i need a new hobby i think. maybe football isn't for me. maybe moving to another country and opening a quiet cafe in a tiny town where no one even even knows what football is would be a better hobby.

🎵Oh the weather outside is frightful But our vibes are so delightful And since Sarah’s on the show Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!🎵 That’s right, Sarah Kelliher joined us this week! You gotta listen! Folks mentioned⤵️ www.youtube.com/live/-WN_49o...

This is the peak episode of the season. (See how I listen & only make mountain jokes? 😜) Mahomes has the Find My app so he can track & avoid family. Burrow has the NFL app to see who will need a new QB. @ferdturgeson.bsky.social @herooine.bsky.social @maggiejloney.bsky.social @dustyevely.bsky.social

When does @dustyevely.bsky.social join Last Call Lambeau? Whinny knows I'm coming on.

god this was so much fun. i just love having some drinks and being silly with some really wonderful humans and smart packers brains. lots of laughs in this one along with some fun packers discussions!

🍻Puckered Up in Mile High🍻 @maggiejloney.bsky.social & @dustyevely.bsky.social join @herooine.bsky.social & @ferdturgeson.bsky.social to chat Packers-Broncos! They talk match-ups, coaching, & the crowded WR room. Plus they guess what players' favorite apps are! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

They sent JD Vance to Indiana and they were like never do that to us again

just yelled to my fiance across the hall that our senate here in indiana officially and overwhelmingly rejected the redistricting bill and he yelled FUCK YEAH! GO SHOVE A PORK TENDERLOIN UP YOUR ASS, TRUMP, YOU FACIST FUCK. might be the sexiest thing he's ever said.

Jordan Love talked about how that Chiefs game in 2021 shaped the quarterback he is now. atozsports.com/nfl/green-ba...

still crazy that i'm planning a wedding with a guy that dm'd me to tell me i'm funny 6 years ago 😭 life comes at you fast

Hey #Packers fans - the NEW EPISODE of “Lemps Talkin’ Pack” is NOW AVAILABLE. Mailbag time, where I get to everything I couldn’t on Sunday. Plus, maybe the best fake Packers Facebook post yet. Check it out. #GoPackGo podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p... Spotify open.spotify.com/episode/4Ins...

have no idea when or where im getting married but don't worry my neurodivergent self secured an email address with the last name I haven't even decided if I'm taking yet 🫡

this widget on my tablet is supposed to be giving me motivational quotes?????????

idc about the rules give Christian Watson another extension

who tf asked for another fear factor

in case you need a quick refresher on all the Bears-Packers beef over the last 20 years: here's an article i wrote last season about it heading into last year's game to read to get you fired up for kickoff 🫡 www.acmepackingcompany.com/2024/11/16/2...

asked @dustyevely.bsky.social and @ferdturgeson.bsky.social their thoughts on a horror movie someone was talking about and LOL'd at them immediately panicking for me because they know I'm a wimp 😂

idk when i officially turned into the crazy aunt that crochets all the gifts for her niece and nephew but here I am crocheting spiderman hats and blankets for christmas

watched the perfect neighbor documentary on Netflix and was not expecting to be bawling my eyes out 💔

i just want a job that's remote, low-stress, good work/life balance, doesn't require talking to anyone, not a manager position and pays 150k+ a year i don't think that's too much to ask