I would rather be at this function than like 99% of the shit I get invited to

Never forget that their wealth could solve the majority of problems on earth. They don’t care about that. They just want more toys. They are the worst fucking ghouls to walk the planet and that’s without even counting the Epstein stuff.

What a career, what an ambassador for Canadian sport

Tom WIlson losing a fight to France in the Olympics might be the funniest thing that was even possible.

I'm so happy that Celebrini plays in the Western Conference.

come on man

With that fluky goal, Sidney Crosby just became Canada's all-time leading scorer in the NHL-at-the-Olympics: he now has 15 points, one ahead of Jarome Iginla.

The women’s speed skating has been the highlight of this Olympics. The 1000m set a high bar. That 500m final was just as great.

If that's it for Mikaël Kingsbury at the Olympics, what a way to go out. Henrik and Laurence alongside him with gold. Dad power on the Olympic podium too.

So so happy for him after his tie the other day where he ended up with silver. One of our greatest Winter Olympians ever, and he deserves to go out on top.

China's Xinhua news agency has just published this editorial cartoon in response to Trump's rejection of climate policies. It is pretty clear that China views this as a HUGE geopolitical fumble by the US leaving the field clear for China's to win the global race to clean-tech hegemony

2/3 of Winter Olympic sports sound like something i made up after four glasses of wine

I haven’t liked a lot of what Mark Carney has done, but this seems like something that fits within his policy priorities to address.

Whew (the not good kind)

Girl is on one right now 😮‍💨

CAPTAIN CANADA 🇨🇦 Marie-Philip Poulin scores a historic 18th goal at the Olympics. It’s 5-1 Canada leading Germany late third. She ties Hayley Wickenheiser for most goals ever at the Olympics. Two hockey legends.

LMAO

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

Laurent Dubreuil missed the Beijing 2022 500m podium by 0.03 seconds and finished fourth. Silvers at the World Championships in 2023 and 2024. He had to wait through four skaters to watch his medal fate — and he finishes with bronze in Milan.

There he was, sitting on the inside of the long track arena in sweatpants awaiting his fate. Canada’s Laurent Dubreuil wins 500m bronze with what was at the time an Olympic record. He’s 33 years old in his third Olympics and just gave the performance of his career.

I believe the kids call this rizz

Look I won’t pretend to follow curling closely but I was always more of a Gushue gal

I just need @callmematub.bsky.social to see this

What if we build the whole line out of Sonic the Hedgehog

Friday the 13th at figure skating.

Biggest upset of the Games and it’s not even close. He deserves a lot of credit for the sportsmanship he showed to Shaidorov in the worst moment of his life

Holy hell this is a wild finish to the men’s event. So many top skaters having a bad night. Can’t recall ever seeing something like this.

Canada just threw out MacKinnon-McDavid-Celebrini, as a treat. It worked pretty good

You can always tell who the Leafs fans are during the Olympics

🇨🇦 STEPHEN GOGOLEV TAKE A BOW My goodness has he delivered at his first Olympics. Whatever the score, whatever the placement, Gogolev can be proud of everything he’s done in Milan.

The moment a nation has long waited for 🥹🇨🇦

The poise and grace in which Maxim Naumov has shown as he navigates the unfathomable tragedy of losing both parents in a plane crash is remarkable His dad’s favourite saying was “expect the unexpected” and Max just told me it’s helped him through all of this. What an inspiration

Vicky is the future but she is also the present 🥰

GUESS WHO JUST WON BRONZE AGAIN

Historic #climate news . . .

And last one for today: Vladyslav Heraskevych was banned from competing by the IOC because he wanted to wear a helmet honouring athletes who were victims of Russia's war. He could have won a medal. He won something else instead. www.thestar.com/sports/olymp...

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

I find this the hardest sport to watch and also the number one why would anyone volunteer for this heartbreak sport

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO VICKY ‼️

And in non-Olympic festivities a great match between Mboko and Rybakina in Doha. Busy, busy day for us 🇨🇦

Connor McDavid: 14 scoring chances created Czechia: 12 scoring chances created

Goal differential going to matter for Canada in terms of who they ultimately play in elimination games. Finishing in the top two may well come down to the tiebreakers - and whether or not you get a team like Finland in the quarters. So keep filling the net.

I respect Team Canada for always giving me the exact opposite experience I get from the Leafs

The healing balm for this nation is BACK

I respect Binnington’s commitment to being a different dude only when he puts on his Canada jersey

Double gold in your home Olympics fucking rules She is still my fave story of the games so far

GOOD MORNING FELLOW SIDNEY CROSBY ENJOYERS 🫡

Canada starts Thursday at the Olympics with two silver medals in wild fashion. Kingsbury ties for first in moguls but gets silver in the tiebreaking scenario. Grondin gets snowboard cross silver by 0.03. Gold is coming folks. And it'll be sweet.