Bowie knife99 when I find you

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

Whenever I do tasks, my calves hurt. Tasks at computer, tasks walking around, my calves cannot handle anything. Do I just need to live in compression socks? 😭

Today I played online multiplayer in forza horizon 6. I can truly do anything.

"That one looks like a dog" "That one looks like ice cream" "That one looks like it cares about wildfire prevention"

@prodigalreality.bsky.social your drivatar is a menace

@smashleyfc.bsky.social where the hell is your drivatar

I bout a vacuum and now I have to assemble a vacuum. 😭

I am in tears. Hobbyless behavior. www.reddit.com/r/InterMiami...

Please stop collecting more mascots than my in forza horizon 6 thank you

If it was real every Horizon festival would kill thousands of people. Like me, hundreds of time over and over. Actually maybe I would just kill thousands of people with my driving alone.

I got a bunch of small lighting today for my office. Except I will never see it in the dark because I am still obsessed with being ready for bed by 9.

The Forza Horizon 6 reviews are incredible but even that is not enough to get me to start a new game so late at night (9pm).

I need motivation to finally play GTA V or Diablo 4. Help me I have AAA paralysis.

New supermassive game is out tomorrow. I’m a coward but I’ll be locked in on YouTube and I’ll live through someone else.

Finished pulling out clothes that don’t fit anymore for donation. And half my shoes. There’s actually space in my dresser now and the bedroom is so much more comfortable. Lord.

Still riding the high of a very early bedtime post girls trip (we are all old now)

I am enrolled in some text coffee order subscriptions where once a week they text you a new coffee they’re offering and you can just order it via text. Today they had a pressed tea cake and I think that’s neat.

I am home! I had an amazing girls trip. We all had the same energy level and needed afternoon naps and also somehow regressed our bedtimes 9:30 pm. I did so much shopping but I will confront that tomorrow when I unpack.

Yesssss dwell in it forever please

My cats met another cat today and they were NICE and wanted to be FRIENDS and I’ve never been prouder in my life

Whomst is ready for the wonderful symphony of “driving with multiple cats in the car for 45 minutes”

goms

Packing for LA! I have so much sun protection. I am ready to avoid vitamin D at all costs.

Watching the patrons of r/Seattle discover that the people who live in Laurelhurst suck* has been an absolute joy for me in the last 24 hours. *They found out about Laurelhurst forcing the LifeFlight helicopters going to Seattle Children's hospital to land at UW and drive the rest of the way.

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

i cannot stop laughing at sending the party bus to get the fired staff

the irony is that there are many journalists who are threatened and killed for their work globally, except they don’t overlap at all with the people willing to attend the MAGA White House correspondent’s dinner

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

Tomorrow I am going to the mall and I’m gonna get a nice raincoat and I’m gonna get some hiking shorts AND a sun hat!!!!!!!!!

oh man, a tip for Polymarket?

You can’t keep doing the fake shooting angle. You’re gonna kill the territory.

My favorite part about Seattle’s pick was that they made it. Dylan came by our show last night and we were worried they’d trade down so he would get his moment. Awesome kid who has beaten cancer *twice.* So stoked for him.

I need the draft pick phone call videos immediately

this seems like its maybe going to be the worst movie ever made, huh

Iran going after Bsky is a genuinely funny waste of resources.

She is everyone who comes here for the first time as an adult

I have felt like it’s 7am all day! This is so cursed.

I am responsible with user created content

Thinking about ⭐️egg bites⭐️

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the Pope.

I’ve been watching Coachella all weekend, like I have for the past couple years (I think I started in 2022?). This year I watched a lot of dj sets and they’ve been good as hell. (You could not pay me to go experience Coachella in person though)

Grass has been touched so I’m good for the next month

What if I want to lose 23 pounds??

I am out on the town today

“Hot Dogs From Heaven” is “Carrots From the Clouds” today for April Fool’s Day. The bags do appear to contain real carrots.