Doyle’s, a pub by my building, does World Cup watch parties with a huge TV in what's usually their parking lot between buildings. Apparently, a woman asked if they could show Love Island and the owner agreed. So I just walked by and a couple hundred people are watching this show like a sport.

there is only one bathroom ready to meet the moment and it is in a vietnamese restaurant in seattle

So, Graham died of an aortic dissection. This is something I have a bit of experience with, as I have a dissection that’s runs from about 1mm from my aortic root (close to the heart) and runs full length to the illiac artery high in my left leg. Thread:

One thing I’ve learned since coming back to KC is Mikes Got This

hey look who I found, fucking @philneezy.bsky.social

The amount of Messi jerseys on this PDX flight to Kansas City is GROSS

New epsiode of DUG! www.YouWantMora.com "In this episode: Sports conspiracies, roadside cherry stands, Hi Five Chess is back, and romantic movies. It’s a perfect summer in the PNW!"

No Roses in the Emerald City 🥀 MORE ➡️ sndrs.com/knu1q9b0

just turned on a baseball game and saw that mitch mcconnell is batting seventh for the rockies. what the fuck are you doing man

J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets! 🙃

As in 1066 England will prevail against the Norwegians before tragically losing to the French a couple of weeks later.

Hi I'm johnny knoxville and this is brazil at the world cup.

Waiting for England-Mexico really does feel like Sunday Night Football (the other football) in July. Crazy amount of hype for an exciting matchup taking place in an iconic and raucous stadium at night. Just need Telemundo to invite Collinsworth to do the SNF slide and say "Bueno" or something

I feel like there should be 2 added time counts so you can’t benefit from time you created if you’re down

BYEEEEEE

Omfg Norway

This is just like when FIFA arbitrarily lifted Ronaldo's red card suspension except it makes the team better

Cristian Roldan brings out the Mariners’ trident: #USMNT

yo @soundersfc.com sign this CPV guy

!!!!!!

Does anyone speak Serbo-Croat?

𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐃𝐔𝐆 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞! 𝘋𝘰𝘶𝘨 𝘨𝘦𝘵s 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴! 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘱𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘊𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘳𝘵𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. www.youwantmora.com

tired: it’s coming home wired: TAKE ME HOME

Gonna need the orange man to make some phone calls

I can’t stand Bosnia and Herzegovina. Have you ever noticed how it’s all like “Ooh look at me I’m Bosnia and Herzegovina. I’m 19722 square miles and my key exports are insulated wire and automotive parts! I have an average annual rainfall of 40 to 50 inches!” Sick of it honestly.

can you appeal reds in WC

Omfg

At press time, local right-wingers having the time of their lives going to Seattle World Cup matches were also assuring fellow conservatives that as soon as the tournament is over they’ll also go right back to talking about what an unsalvageable abomination Seattle is.

Play for Germany

TAKE A HIKE GERMANY

god I fucking hate watching almiron play

Holy cow did I think this was the other ICE and so was very confused

LoL

lol, dicks. Hilarious

Wow

prediction: we will get 10 million articles about how mad the farmers are about this and every single one of the farmers quoted will continue to vote for republicans for the rest of time

Morocco Haiti is a fucking banger

must read

Omfg where is Roldan

Ayyy the Sounders are playing Belgium at Longacres rn. Neat!

"Dove with 24 hours of micro moisture" what the fuck is micro moisture

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Trump Booed at MSG

Peru goalkeeper, Pedro Gallese, deflects this cross into his own net

Peru's keeper just own-goaled lol

The pedestrianization of Broadway through the heart of Manhattan just expanded, and it's glorious:

What are these straps for? New backpack