Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings In the rooms of her ice-water mansion

5 generations of my family drilled water wells, 3 of them in Las Vegas. None of them dumped drilling fluids down a manhole. Not one. Elon is a criminal.

A discharge petition is a legislative procedure in the U.S. House of Representatives that allows members to force a bill out of a committee and bring it to the full House for a vote, bypassing leadership. Same tool they're using with the Epstein materials.

Durbin, Hassan and Shaheen are all Class 2, and their term ends Jan 3, 2027, unless re-elected in Nov 2026 Cortez Masto, Rosen and Fetterman are all Class 3, and their term ends Jan 3, 2029 unless re-elected in November 2028.

There is no end to what we can do together There is no end The willow turns his back on inclement weather And if he can do it, we can do it just me and you And a little luck we can clear it up We can bring it in for a landing With a little luck we can turn it on There can be no misunderstanding

Call the police, there's a madman around Running down underground to a dive bar In a West End town...

Football (Season) is Over. No more games. No more bombs. No more walking. No more fun. No more swimming. This won't hurt

The Supreme Court has held that a pardon can carry an "imputation of guilt" even if it removes legal consequences. So anyone who accepts this BS is admitting guilt.

ICE efficiency varies, with modern gasoline cars typically achieving 20–40% thermal efficiency, while diesel engines are slightly higher. Now, where does the electricity for an EV (87%–91%) come from? Coal-fired (33%) and Natural Gas fired (50-60%) power plants. Do the math: .50 * .87 = 43.5%

The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin A nuclear error, but I have no fear 'Cause London is drowning, and I, I live by the river 1979 was 46 years ago, and counting

Of course the Trump phone is a scam.

“A bargaining chip”. The Trump administration is leveraging mass hunger. Disgusting.

Attention sinners: the pearly gates are now a bounce house. Shoes optional. Heresy mandatory. Bring your own glitter. The Ten Commandments are now gummy bears. Chew slowly. The burning bush is a disco ball made of sentient spaghetti. It requests “Stayin’ Alive.”

Watch it on Pay Per View and have a pierogi

If you're in line to flay the corpse, stay in line!

#ETTD Everything Trump Touches, Dies Including Cuomo

Yo, JD…

Unfortunately, Darth outlived the man he shot, Harry Whittington, by several years.

#ETTD Everything Trump Touches, Dies Including Cuomo

Where is Dorothy?

“A hungry mob is an angry mob.” The late, great Bob Marley.

Back in the day, I had a co-worker from Arkansas. I called him “lunch meat”, because he was most likely inbred.

You fucking idiots voted for this. Some of y’all three times, because you wouldn’t pull the lever for a woman. I’m merely attempting to get me and mine to the other side of this shitshow, by whatever means necessary. No sympathy. No quarter.

… I have legalized robbery, called it belief I have run with the money I have a-hid like a thief Re-written history with my armies and my crooks Invented memories I did burn all the books

Pentagram was right there!!

The riots that eventually start due to SNAP payments being eliminated, food scarcity because farmers are going bankrupt, and increasing prices due to tariffs will forever be known as the Ballroom Blitz.

Freedom’s just another word for “nothing left to lose..”

It’s only a matter of time.

No, but he will put the sign up…

Ice-9 has entered the chat

“religion is a smile on a dog”

Like reading the last remaining log entries of a spaceship found adrift and empty: health.aws.amazon.com/health/status

Donnie’s parade was … smaller.

freebsd but with working wifi github.com/BalajeS/WSL-...

How will history remember the time when the world’s most powerful country decided to reject all science and rational thinking and put morons and lunatics in charge?

‘I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle’

Back then… when I was very young my grandparents number was DUdley-29768, which was really 382-9768 Five digits and a prefix.

Merle Zeppelin

What all the idiots in the comments don’t understand is that Trump Humpers don’t mind being called fascist, but they’ll never associate with “commies”. They think “red” commies are leftists. But they wear red hats. IJS…

“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

A proctologist has entered the chat…

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck. youtube.com/shorts/5BOnx...

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen" — 1983, Bruce Sterling

The trigger discipline is cringe, but it's still a fun song www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyaG... #HowManyKs