Jackson Ragen has reached “I’m gonna hurt some people” mode. #Sounders

Celebrate Big Boy Excellence!

Hi Canadian friends. Sorry about… well… you know. #Sounders

This would have been useful information before my bus got on the highway. At least it’s a later starting match.

I do not care for these Ohio boys. You call yourselves buckeyes? Poisonous nuts have no honor. Bow down to Washington. #GoDawgs

It’s only the University of Illinois if it’s from the Champagne region. Otherwise it’s just sparkling Chicago.

NEW @nytimes.com investigation: Trump’s Mideast envoy Steve Witkoff was the target of a Qatari influence campaign in which Qatar would invest in Witkoff real estate projects in order to gain entree to Trump’s inner circle. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/b...

I will never understand why this grotesque man became a thing we have to accept as a part of sports.

Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland

When the Oz football is less fun.

In case you're wondering why Aussie punters keep popping up.

Thiel and Bannon were meeting with Epstein long after his conviction. The latter just months before his second arrest.

Oh shit, AFL final is on. If you want to be confused and hyperventilating, turn it on.

TIL that this kid from the NFL float commercial is a real social media personality.

Is this mf releasing files alphabetically?

Hey, nobody is allowed to bully Oregon but us!

Naylor is incredibly good and always looks like he’s having a nervous breakdown. #GoMs

I wasn't far off. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

The NFL's success is despite it being run by the greatest collection of dummies in history.

Give this genius a trillion dollars.

This is even more egregious than I expected. I assumed they caught him on some slipup.

I hate this stadium so much.

“Here’s a guy…”

Extremely Collinsworth voice: Theres that old Marvin Harrison Jr. Ha ha ha.

everything about this has been perfect and hilarious bsky.app/profile/shea...

7 hours on the road. Nothing but chaos at work. Glad it’s time to relax and watch the 2nd half against Arizona. Fortunately, there's no reason to expect something stupid and upsetting to happen. #Seahawks

No idea what Hegseth is up to, but even odds it’s a push-up competition. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

A new senate report is full of *shocking* details about DOGE activities inside the federal government. Including, unfortunately, the disturbing access that DOGE affiliates had to our SSNs: "One whistleblower noted the possibility that the agency may need to re-issue SSNs to all who possess one."

"THE HISTORY OF THE SEATTLE MARINERS gestures to a world wherein the rules & rulings fundamentally don’t matter; to be alive amid them is enough & to make friction amid them divine. All the arbitrary rulings of a given reality fall to stupid joys, idiot glee rubbing up against deeply felt melancholy

I haven’t heard this many people arguing about Raleigh vs. Judge since Sir Walter was accused of trying to remove King James I from the throne and was ultimately sent by Robert Cecil, 1st Earl of Salisbury to the Tower of London in 1603.

FCC regulates airwaves, not cable. Cal can say it all he wants. LAWYERED! (disclosure, non-attorney spokesperson).

LMAOOOOOO, he did it again "Might as well go win the whole fucking thing"

Joe got to do the bit for real!

Everybody shut up. That Etsy Witch is doing something. Let her cook. #GoMs

Stop comparing Aaron Judge to Cal Raleigh. Cal plays the most challenging position in baseball. Aaron’s job is just beach. #GoMs

I feel Naylor’s disappointment at running hard to second and being sent back in my bones. Let big fella have his stolen base! #GoMs

In a way, this worries me more than political violence. The trend seems to be to more of these lost young men, brain-rotted by the internet, encouraging each other to go out killing. I have no idea where to start putting that genie back in the bottle.

When this is over we'll have to strip DOJ for parts and start over.

People are waking up to the fact that if your path to 20% returns relies on bleeding your assets dry, that nobody will be interested in buying them at the prices you want.

Hopefully my bullying has helped friends and family steer clear of this volcano of bullshit, but so many people will be hurt.

As it turns out, public servants do important things.

Incredible news. Huntington's is such a cruel disease. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I'll even do the Scottish accent.

Pope’s gonna pay a visit, is he?

One person was killed and two others wounded in a shooting at an ICE facility in Dallas on Wednesday, law enforcement officials said. Investigators said no federal agents were shot but that detainees were among the victims. Follow live updates. nyti.ms/4pytCo5

Turns out the rapture in the Bible was just the Mariners making the postseason all along.

Adding Geno was the key. Raleigh is the MVP, but Geno is the GVD (Good Vibes Dude).

They even clinch weird. #GoMs