This dude somehow turned The Pharcyde into Radiohead on meds. Banger. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSbH7XFx/

Brother, you already stole my face. Getting called “Samwise lookin mf” in a basketball game was the thing that finally made me want to lose weight. 😂

I just passed out and had a vision of a whole game of Donald blowing past Bradford like a slalom gate. The horror.

That election in 2012 was a real low point in my career. The way we pay for transit in this state is insane, and I hoped the Legislature would fix it at some point, but that's clearly not going to happen.

Did you know that Andorra, the tiny enclave between Spain and France, is a co-principality? One is the Bishop of Urgell, the other is the President of France. I'm not kidding, Macron is Prince of Andorra. Anyway, I think the King of Spain should be the new co-prince of Andorra if Spain beats France.

I'll bet there are aliens who save up to take a trip to Earth to see it.

I've held my breath for too long. Count is not a British title of nobility. Their equivalent is Earl. Binface is French!

You probably haven't heard of it, but this agency is important for local election officials. Every warning light is flashing for this midterm election.

The kicker: "But after officials removed devices used to combat algae, the water turned from blue to green and enormous algae blooms began to spread unchecked." Seems like the vandals were coming from inside the White House.

Counties are much more reliant on property taxes due to having fewer tools allowed under the law. Under our constitution, cities can largely choose what services to provide, but counties are tasked with basic state functions, like public health, human services, and the bulk of the justice system.

Washington State now gives these out for free upon request at any licensing office. Just ask for a blue envelope. 👍😀

Is Pepsi, ok?

Dorothea Lange’s “Migrant Mother” (1936). I don’t member how old I was when I first saw it, but the anxious stare, the clinging children - it immediately humanized the tragedy of the dust bowl and made clear who pays the cost of environmental catastrophes.

I say I'm not a car guy, but I definitely have a type.

I'm still convinced their financial troubles started when I, a poor child, figured out they'd give us personal pan pizzas for reading books. Me and the boys hit that racket hard.

That thing when Wile E. Coyote realizes he's run off a cliff and starts falling.

Fine, I'll do it. I'll be a Senator from Maine. Trees, seafood, flannel, it's basically Western Washington.

Good God.

This is so depressing. We've squandered the most successful alliance in history. I probably won't live long enough to see the US recover its reputation. www.wsj.com/world/europe...

Melville reflects on the USMNT match:

Well, at least it was already over so I can kinda enjoy Lukaku scoring. Love that dude.

How many quarters does it take to win? Four.

This is the most talented generation of American players but they're also soft as shit (not you Weston).

I would rather play a man down than leave Dest out there.

Part of my case that Schmetz should have at least gotten a look from the federation is that what he lacks in tactical brilliance, he makes up with player management and halftime adjustmenta. That's primarily what a national coach is supposed to do.

Halftime Pochettino:

Spiritually Jarred Kelenic

Get Dest out of there. Jesus Christ.

Waffle House > Belgium. 🇺🇸

Don't announce it. Just have him run out of the tunnel WWE style. “My God, that's Cristian Roldan’s music.” The building would levitate.

Big day tomorrow Seattle. Put on a good show.

There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I don’t know how.

The journey I've been on as US fan… Memo Ochoa sobbing on the bench sent me.

Mexico, long crosses are not your thing. Stop doing that.

Concacaf: It’s not shithousery, it's a shit home.

Derek Young predicted this a week ago.

A friend noticed that the fans all started to cover their heads for the PK. “How did they all know it was going to start raining?” Oh you sweet summer child. 😂

The fun part is that this version of El Tri seems capable of a comeback, or falling apart and fighting each other. No idea which it’ll be.

Didn't expect Pickford to throw on a cape for this match.

And here I thought oxygen is a pretty important part of athletic performance. 😂

Wrong. The Social Security Act defines the benefit you are legally entitled to. It does mean that it will need to be supplemented, but it's pretty well known that the federal government can run deficits.

I don't know if Mexico’s got enough to beat them, but I do know England is gonna have a bad time.

Yes, it's a part of our downward spiral, but I do kinda enjoy Carl being very mad at AI.

My least favorite part of this holiday is calls from veteran friends having a hard time with all this. Please enjoy the public shows and consider your neighbors.

When it's going great.

Walked down to Tacoma’s festival on the waterfront (immaculate vibes). Decided to Uber back and the driver was a young dude from Afghanistan. Came here during the evacuation, meaning he or a family member probably worked for us. He said he loves it here and hopes to stay. Me too, Fazel. Happy 4th!