Milan, Christmas Eve

took some ambien for my jet lag and went on a sick one

Colin is a sleep. I’m letting the ambien thoughts go. this phone is mbkut ad😠 so fxx so it’s clea, like 👍🏻 the words jump out af float there in pace they cannot go swayed forward like a hologram. like when the get sway they stuck like a daisy in a toilet

in addition to being a bigoted piece of shit, I want any grown person who uses this word to know they sound as try hard as a 34 year old at a college party

the aristocrats

if you email after eod today you're a cop.

helluva way to find out you’re on the naughty list

I just yelled “YOU BUM” at a car that almost hit me instead of “what the fuck!” and let me tell you, he did not see that coming.

I legit saw this photo on my timeline and thought Jeff Wall died

I am not even joking a little

Tidal's sound quality is amazing. Do you know this band, Steely Dan

I have not been able to stop thinking about Sartre writing 16,000 words about Bataille and then, with the heart of a hater, says “and fuck these guys specifically” in the last sentence without a single prior mention.

“You are being ableist by making me obey the speed limit” this is the greatest website in the world.

I heard people honking and cheering outside and thought It Happened 🙁

I bought my first pair of really nice headphones and switched from Spotify to Tidal and immediately started texting people HAVE YOU HEARD THIS ALBUM OK COMPUTER???? like it’s 1997

You don’t have to go to that work party my friends. you do not have to work for free.

Lost in Translation (2003)

Lost in Translation (2003)

Someone please pay me to write about the ghost

this is not the point but I would hiss like a vampire if I stepped into a gala with dogshit lighting

do not bring your ai memes here. do not sully the site of the poaster.

young Erik Erickson on December 7th

Bram Stoker’s Dracula is a perfect movie except for everyone in it.

Putting this out there without main character energy. it’s a question that’s been bugging me all semester. do you think only allowing handwritten notes in a college course is an access issue? (for students *without* accommodations obviously) #edusky

lol. lmao.

the way she says “I lost my job!” like a guy busted for speeding handing a courtesy card to a cop in long island

at the Twin Shadow show with every other elder millennial who’s seen the inside of a CalArts gallery

when your book rollout goes awry

Been a lot of “just fail them” replies to higher ed posts lately. I get the derision but personally I can think of 5 reasons off the dome not to. 4 are bad but 1 is that failing a student teaches them nothing 98% of the time… and then there’s there’s still the other 4 reasons.

Realizing this woman’s hand on her stomach could mean she’s tasted brother in law (brother in law not pictured)

A MAGA relative's new get rich quick scheme is becoming an actor at 50 so on Thanksgiving I learned about AI vertical shorts. His "agent" who charges 10k for 6 months of "representation" arranges his "auditions" He always gets the part. For the in-app price of $25/week, you can watch the following:

pretty much every day I think about a former student who loved theatre and came from nothing. scholarships only go so far so he enrolled in ROTC. the stipulation was the reserves and man I hope he’s ok. it’s a predatory system that dangles a rich kid’s education in front of poor kids.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: squirrel rat mouse (different from rat) pigeon weird cat

that spatchcocked turkey looks amazing. I made a painting of it.

WHATSUPSICKOS IT’S #NATIONALDOGSHOW TIME

every single person in a mile blast radius of this story is going live in exile* *take up hiking

evergreen

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

I like to think of this as an amuse bouche

i will eat anything if one of you manages christine.

A friend from the Czech Republic tried to convince me to make a goose for christmas and part of the recipe was “when it catches fire”

this is extremely true but somehow the inverse is also true. If you’re a formula 1 driver, you’re asked to drive a toyota carolla.

in a lot of heavily spiced recipes, it doesn’t matter if you use chicken broth or water with nutritional yeast and some salt.

what the fuck

lmao lmfao

I came in with complicated feelings about existing IP and theatre but there are EXCITED TEENS here! They will come back if we also have plays besides Yelling in a Living Room, Trauma, or Lauren Gunderson!

Do it.

I said “6-7 feet” in class yesterday and the entire class lost it. I asked them what was funny and they told me I wouldn’t get it. I was like “you know I’m going to look it up, right?” and you know what, they were right, I didn’t get it.