oh hell yes.

I do not understand why deciding if you would vote for gavin newsom is a such a pressing question. like would you drink gutter water or eat a lightbulb. sir, that question has not arisen today.

Asking for @colindickey.com what is the most unlistenable Steely Dan song. Canon only, not Can't Buy a Thrill or Two Against Nature

roses are red let’s go on a date bring your ID

If Valentine's Day is inconvenient or the aesthetics offend you, or you don't want to pay 800% more for a prix fix menu, just get weirdly horny about some other saint. Some ideas: 🧵

My dog looks like a medieval drawing of a lion

I have very patiently been waiting for this to be out in the world because it is very good.

this is the best thing to come out of st. louis and that includes me

why is he posed like he’s harold hill in the music man. like we got trouble with a capital t and that rhymes with b and we shot balloon

damn that’s crazy that we don’t know what an LLM is maybe I should read the literal first sentence of the same article

I finally found the perfect reply to “you just don’t look like a lighting designer” “people have been saying that for years and I’ve never been able to figure out why” <🙂enjoy silence🙂>

(complementary)

JESUS

lol.

ASSES

The amount of Bad Bunny that's gonna be playing When It Happens 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

you know some racists stroked out and died. just hold that in your heart.

How to do it right.

why do we need to advertise butts, i feel like awareness is high

It’s important to know who’s the David Bowie and who’s the Freddie Mercury in your relationship.

The Muppet Show is the regional theatre of Sesame Street. LORT B contract.

yesterday in my intro to design class I talked about how AI works and why I don’t use it. I was like “but you’re probably tired of professors telling you it’s bad” and they were like NO WE’RE SICK OF THEM USING IT and got so rowdy hating on it I had to commandeer them back on track. it was 8am.

Write it in Live Laugh Love script and hang it in the Louvre.

i’m so sorry. this skeet is about seeing Face/Off (1997) not the president of the united states of america

HE DIED FROM A NUT WOUND

Ron Canada and CCH Pounder buddy cop movie when

No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions: 1. Dipshit 2. Has a Job 3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God

HAVE YOU SEEN A GLEN OF IMAAL PUPPY NO YOU HAVE NOT THEYRE VERY RARE AND I PROMISE YOU ARE UNPREPARED

watching the Westminster dog show and STANNING THAT GLEN OF IMAAL

Like every artistic director in the American theater, Donald Trump has decided his performing arts organization needs a new building.

Wonder how my MAGA relative’s “acting” career is going…

once you’re a woman of a certain age (old enough to enjoy bluesky) there is virtually nothing you can tell a doctor that won’t be met with “it do be like that sometimes”

go out on a shart dude

RIP Betalevel betalevel.com/2012/12/08/c...

if I hear one more suggestion to tell students to use it and do a fact checking exercise, I am going to take up self-directed sword swallowing as a hobby.

overlooked actual quote: “scoops of ideas. Scoops of explanation.” like a non-zero chance she’s talking about 2 pundits in a cone or 3 in a commemorative baseball hat

Years ago I helped found a reading series in Los Angeles dedicated to strange, experimental, & half-finished essay writing. Tonight, as part of Betalevel's final week, that series ends. Join us for readings by @amarnath.bsky.social, @cadaverformosus.bsky.social, David Eng, & myself. It'll be great.

Tonight you can come raise money for a good cause by paying me not to play the recorder!

the parent who greenlit saying fuck in this moment is doin it right

he knows you gotta get the ice cup from the chest and hand it to the guy at the counter

As part of the Grand Finale of Betalevel, I’m doing one last Errata Salon with @colindickey.com et al. My talk is more of a narrated photo essay on dancing plagues, holograms, doppelgängers, AI psychosis, and human touch, all of which is based on things I wrote on Ambien and have no memory of.

Daily bunny no.3307 has found the finis Africae

I am one of those childless women people think don’t have it in them but I would take that baby and they would have to shoot me in the back.

underreported is how out of breath he is. like watching a race to see if the idea or the oxygen runs out first

chin up bluesky It’s happening, a little more every day.

I keep the cups ready, you cannot be rummaging.

find out

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights