Y'all better invite me to some

Russini is genuinely a hilarious liar Imagine being caught dirty mackin with an NFL coach, knowing not only what the pictures show, but also that you have been doing this for YEARS and that there’s other possible evidence out there…..and STILL choosing to lie with your entire chest

How does an episode of Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord work with the titular character only in it for like 10 seconds? Pretty well! galacticrambler.wordpress.com/2026/04/23/s...

Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced— <wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear> Apparently this is precedented

If you live in New York and are as mad about this as me I encourage you to call Assembly Speaker Carl Heastie's office and tell him to support the Stop Super Speeders bill that would take drivers like him off the road: 518-455-3791

3 years for a purse?!?!?

Got my ticket🤙

Bundesliga Winnner FCB Women 🤝 FCB Men Reaching DFB Pokal final FCB Women 🤝 FCB Men Reaching Champions League Semis FCB Women 🤝 FCB Men To be continued… #MiaSanFamily ❤️🤍

Our #StarWars genre publishing initiative launches in July w/ the YA romance EYES LIKE STARS by Ashley Poston, then in Sept it's MG horror w/ HIDING FROM THE DARK by Kiersten White. No need to watch or read anything before diving in--these are standalone genre stories set in AGFFA. Enjoy & MTFBWY!

seeing someone say this about a city with good transit makes me feel completely insane

were encroaching on the Dubya Zone here folks

HALLOWEEN MOVIE

#ClayfaceMovie only in theaters October 23.

setting aside the whole "putting all the men in front" thing, seven of the 11 women in this photo are from a foreign country here on a student visa, the very kind the Trump administration is trying to eliminate

An immigration officer in southwest Colorado who was caught on video grabbing a protester by the hair and hurling her down an embankment last October was charged with assault and criminal mischief on Tuesday, the local district attorney said. nyti.ms/4cYcXpF

every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"

A lot about the world is very heavy right now but if a college football podcast that got jettisoned by Vox during the pandemic for not having a marketable audience can raise this much money for refugees in Atlanta in two days then just think of all the stuff we can all do together

Iran going after Bsky is a genuinely funny waste of resources.

Ever seen a poll result that is basically telling the pollsters themselves to go touch grass?

Columbus' NWSL Expansion Fee pays for every NWSL player's salary every year since the beginning of NWSL.

Eat all the moment they're ripe, duh

We go way back

I'm sure everything is fine.

Stupid goo goo nonsense. The only way to get fair districting is to pinch republicans in the mouth enough until they agree to fairness. Doing this with Callais days away from ripping up the VRA is so stupid I don’t know where to begin.

Learning that Jurgen Klinsmann couldn't sit and watch an entire soccer game explains so much about his failures as a coach. Lol. What a bum.

The face you make when someone calls you “Stinky”

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Fuck it we’ll do it dead

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them. The graves of multiple children have been defaced. One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

mark zuckerberg has the face and hair of a medieval king who was maced to death at the battle of harlotsbridge and found buried with a special tiny sword because he was too weak to hold a full-size one because his parents were cousins

Halfway through season 2 of Paradise.... Boy, they really whiffed this season.

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We’d all rather complain about how evil a company like Palantir is than stand up for the civil liberties that are being violated in the first place that make a company like that possible. As if it’s simply the wrong people with the wrong values, not an inherently dangerous thing to enable.

I’ve basically accepted that these stupid and dangerous age verification bills are going to happen because our system is broken and corrupt, and people do not think or care about how this stuff works.

broke bois

A lot of people are still in the denial about how much the median Democratic voter, the median Democratic volunteer, and the median Democratic activist has shifted on a variety of issues. Well here's the handpicked candidate of Chuck Schumer being booed, about Gaza, at the Dem convention.

The problem with centrist Dems is that they don't understand the basis for their own power, and try to kill it.

Cops are such losers

Feels good to be the champions again. #fcbayern

The weekend ahead of new #MaulShadowLord episodes, I offer you a 1200 word deep dive into why Episode 3, "Whispers of the Unknown" is crucial to the entire season and Maul's character. www.cinelinx.com/movie-news/t...

😎 already is

OMG is her follower count ok???

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

that's fuckin don jr

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