Billionaires should have to sit in tge test rockets. Then they get to keep their money tax free after a successful launch.

Everytime Seattle Dog discourse hits the timeline

The MLS All-Star game votes end tonight? The game is in two months.

1 goal in 8 matches is pretty undefendable.

Was that a sixth sub?

Why am I being bombarded with Spirit Airline tik toks?

this but orange country

Captain Nouhou is such a different player

Musovski back to goal is so awful.

coug'd it

Met this Mo Salah guy at work today. I dont know if hes worth a DP deal.

We dont even get free tacos anymore.

Getting high with the super zombie and listening to Depeche Mode.

FC Cincinatti is gonna use "Airborne" as part of their pitch.

Is someone shooting some kinda firework at Alki? Sitting in my apartment and randomly seeing flashes of light from that direction every few minutes.

Its really cute people think that anyone will be held accountable for their actions in this gov't.

Whoever pitched a flame thrower fight in an action movie, I don't know if they should be fired or given a raise.

Morris with a beautiful pinpoint assist.

What if the announcers are just doing the bit from Wayne's World when they're at the drive thtu?

2026 Cristian is not 2025 Cristian.

You think Seb and Gio ask how each others parents are doing?

Wondo just yelled "Not so easy, huh?"

THE NORTH MACEDONIAN LEWANDOWSKI!

Operation Human Shield

Adam Baldwin is a piece of shit and any Firefly fan who is willing to excuse any of the harassment he helped stoke isn't much better than him.

@tombiro.bsky.social looks like Moto opened finally

That was such a half assed attempt from DeRo. Your best chance to score and do nothing to try to beat the defender in a 1v1.

Why do we just have these runs of play where no one knows what to do?

I was baptized by the Pope.

Conceicao is such a frustrating player. He passes the eye test, but takes so many bad shots. Then he just scores a banger out of nowhere.

The millennial mantra

Are they playing Macklemore as a troll attempt?

We're gonna get a 60 minute half.

How is the offside being kicked from there?

1/4 of this game has been under VAR review.

Maybe this ref should have chosen a different life path at 10 years old

What the fuck is going on?

Just won 1k betting that VAR would overturn that call on Polymarket. Thank you MLS.

Carlos Vela doing hostage videos for MLS?

Listen all I want is a defense that plays like the kids at the end of Weapons

All my 3rd grade classmates acting like getting Reebok Pumps would have us dunking after watching this.

Mike McDonald is gonna be geekin when he meets Trump.

I thought that was Travis Kelce.