the bridge is up!

This shirt was a gift.

is it me or is trader joes just a replica food store for white women sorry this trader joes moved in next to us and it's so clearly just stuff you can get more authentic and better elsewhere but marketed to people who love tote bags

today's movie: Ocean's 11! an old movie based on an older movie. idk it's a good movie at the theater so we watch it

This is incredible. So satisfying. I was going to say it’s “cutting” but it’s more a knifing to the gut or maybe a beheading. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I'm playing the best pinball I've played in months. no idea what happened. but I be diddlin them flippers

wtf is hidden hall in fremont? lyrics born playing there...

germanys coach looks like chris pratt playing an abusive stepdad

suck. a late CIV winner would've been amazing. a late Germany winner is boring.

looked off

booo Germany

this woman just said the great beaver quest in a world cup broadcast

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

go Côte d'Ivoire up the elephants

you have to be such a huge asshole to get this reaction and nobody has earned it more. lalas is a fucking clown ass moron, always has been.

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

look I bought some more magic cards the tape is a little much

chant idea for Seattle sorry I'm not in stadium one more dead kennedy one more dead kennedy you can't hear the tune in singing but it fits

I'm sorry you have to be a fucking moron to not put him in at home in Seattle for 10 minutes up 2. you have to be a fucking moron. vibes matter.

it's a full dereliction of duty to not sub in Roldan right now for the tourney vibes. you deserve to lose if you don't do this.

explain to me like I'm 5 why Roldan isn't being subbed on right now

this is actually the most sensible warning you could give because people in the US, much less international, have no idea the crops we smoking up here.

local soccer content celebrity writer (sorry idk what the proper title is) pretends rich people care about atmosphere over money Jeremiah is absolutely right here btw I'm just making asshole jokes they'll do it at expense of atmosphere and not care

hahahaha russell wilson looks like absolute shit hahaha

what if our best athletes grew up and played somewhere else

Odds that RFK, Jr. has some raw fish heads from Pike Place Market in his pockets right now.

speaking of own goals, here's RFK Jr

in Australia owen goal flushes with his other hand

own goal lol damnit

is the huge block of white around the player numbers on the back a rule that you have to have blank space there or is it just laziness

Yahoo really gave us something with a lot of potential with this one

Hopefully AO ended up with the left field bleachers at T-Mobile

bartender let me answer the phone caller: do you have the game on? me: ain't no game today but the match will be on caller: do you know anyone who has the USA game on though? CLICK

I approve of Aussies in our ECS section. Go Australia. go fight win.

half of Seattle PD including a helicopter on my block. I didn't do shit I swear.

was just punched in the face with a reminder of grant wahl grant wahl would've loved this and would be the top voice for this whole thing in so many ways I miss grant wahl

the downside of world cup at the bar is it's like st Patrick's day level of amateur hour. these kids don't belong in public where did you all come from

is obed vargas the most concacaf player ever? alaska (may as well be Canada), Seattle, Mexico? is obed vargas the king of concacaf that was promised? is obed vargas personally hosting the entire world cup? did Sounders invent this?!

well fuck me lol

that's a shitty goal

macron brow so furrowed the furrows furrows have furrows

macron face lmao "really, you sad bitch?"

mexico sure are unlikeable as a team considering they never won shit lol

south korea deserve this win for those kits alone, good grief what a lovely shade of....lilac?

dolan can go alone.

I miss my 67 XR-7 so much 😭

my parents' koi pond looking healthier than donnie dipshit's nasty pool

in a classic tale of two halves, senegal eventually succumbed to the overwhelming talent of their opponent, losing 3-1 to