Kevin O'Leary is the biggest asshole piece of shit I've ever been in the same room with. He's a ghoul. I declined to shake his hand in an awkward pass by intro because fuck him. He oozes fucking slime.

if AI was only designed to not have me in excel hell for half my work life right now I'd be all in. this is the dumb shit robots should be doing.

Sinners deserves Best Cinematographer simply for the fact that it's a modern movie where you can tell what's going on during all the night scenes

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

yes let's pretend it was only 5

Michael B. Jordan has won Best Actor for ‘SINNERS’ at the Oscars. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

love to imagine the san jose capo meeting when down 2 nil, just looking at each other nodding: "fuck seattle right?" loser ass behavior.

That's the face you make when you know you've just earned yourself a first-team contract.

Back in the good old days we'd have a gif of that Lopez clearance already

who's the little girl mowing down food behind roldan put her in

already far more confident with Paul 1v1 with keeper than morris...

this rothrock kid going places

nouhou with the armband is incredible haha

bruce arena still a toad

I don't give a fuck about entertainment awards I have no idea who won what any year my only opinion is if you didn't love Sinners you're a dope

the entire bar just responded to whoever this is calling the Arizona game saying "he's got a man's body" yoiikes

for the love of god hold on hammers

Max! haha fun 10 minutes arsenal

I realize that to people outside the PNW this is just an interesting news item, but if you're in the PNW, where tracking orca pods is a local religion, this is basically like being visited by alien gods

pizza Friday forever for TMNT II Secret of the Ooze night. new phone, first pic.

Fred threw his back out again today and I've been near tears about how sad he is when his back hurts

tonight's friday the 13th movie: TMNT II THE SECRET OF THE OOZE so glad they are running this in theater, very excited. obviously.

some big ass snowflakes out there. lookin like dinner plates.

Absolutely idiotic basketball by Florida state there. Idiot.

god i bet the dog's sleep quality is off the charts.

Our boy Fred knows nothing but happiness. I wish my tail wagged while I slept overlooking my neighborhood.

I am WHEEZING

Seriously nobody has had like a pocket knife and been within arm distance of this ghoul yet?

I wish there was a polite way to tell someone their pinball...uh...play style(?) Is super fucking annoying. Why are you doing full arm flailing? Why are you pounding on the cabinet? Like fuckin relax. Vibes ruined.

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Nothing like forgetting your meds to remind you that you forgot your meds

Lol I won go ninja go ninja go

Almost sorta winning at magic My ninja turtles vs lord of the rings amd some vampire deck

it's a free link because nobody on earth is paying for a take this stupid.

Mattoak Laundry Challenge (MLC) How many socks (pairs) How many plan black t shirts How many boxer briefs How many black tank tops How many black graphic tees How many pairs of jorts Winner gets a bar tab

The result explanation: written by AI.

I wish I liked this movie enough to buy into this idea 😄

I need everyone to shut up about the mariners food ferry they're gonna sell out before I get one

Hmm local is thinking of getting the new Stern Pokémon pinball. I'm for it I think....

Oh FUCK it's hailing a lot haha what the hell

Oh its hailing okay

Tonight's movie: Undertone A horror movie based on sound, I guess! No clue what we're in for but looking forward to it in Dolby surround baby! First, Kona Kitchen for dinner. All hail Kona Kitchen. Ride the Kona Wave y'all.

Imagine the reaction in the US if ~175 schoolgirls had been killed by a targeted Iranian missile. (Or anyone's missile.) This is an atrocity.

even the cybertruck itself knows it shouldn't be on the road

new phone on the way via same day delivery. i absolute hate new phone day, setting everything up after having the same phone for 5 years or so. UGH. not excited.

took the dog to the beach and found a the biggest dead seal i have ever seen (not pictured, but gross and cool).

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

is there nobody with like an umbrella they could snag an ankle on a staircase with

Cranking out results.

Dude is trying to roll the R in referee and then turns Jamaican for a hot beat then du hast