I love my neighborhood look at this random band lol horns forever greenwood

this is the worst take I've seen in years I'm not trying to shame anyone but learn to eat food

first reaction: oh god damn it who now (because I listen to a daycare screaming outside all day) second reaction when I recognize a brass instrument: let's party yes this forever

I love geeenwood Seattle give me some upstrokes and we skankin

James Harden trying to remember if he left the garage door open

I miss this game of thrones pinball machine so much. haven't played it in a long time since coindexters closed. like riding a bike though.

someone just handed my brother like 100 or so magic the gathering cards in the parking lot of the card store on Aurora. I chased him down and gave him 20 bucks for being rad but he didn't want anything for them. what the hell lol

arsenal better not think one fucking second about a double or the CL at all, get the damn league done or I'll fly to london and flick the whole team in the nuts. then go ahead and get the CL too

arsenal probably gonna get smoked in the final but. hey. let's give it a go.

saka good yes that

she's literally kicking him awake in the first few seconds of this video...jfc

I built pinbetween.com as a fun project and launched it (beta) a few days ago. It's free. No advertisements. It shows you two machines at a time and asks which you'd rather play right now. It uses cool statistics and math to build up a new type of rankings. Hopefully it's fun too! Try it out?

what moron didn't drop this stupid new baby Yoda thing star wars movie on May 4th

the colonel has a bucket list I have a fuckit list we built different, chicken man

I'm absolutely ready for this. I don't think there's been a better horror movie since. (sinners not horror don't try to game me)

the "would you love me if i was a worm" trend but you're dressed as RFK Jr challenge

I grew up the biggest little Alabama Atlanta Braves fan you'll ever see but go Mariners (we're hosed)

I don't understand how people watch the fucking met gala and think anything but hunger games like...what

"that's the spirit" becomes more and more sarcastic the longer I live

the goonies. I just don't get it for some reason. I spent my childhood crawling thru sewer drains and all, it should be so relatable. no clue.

in cap hill this guy looks me dead in the eye and goes "nice dumps" and I'm like yeah thanks I've just realized he said nice DUNKS

I don't cap hill much but damn it's nice to see lovely sunny cap hill afternoons

more bzzzzt time means more pizza time since I'm early...

not quite, grim reaper...

We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.

hantavirus on cruise ships and airplanes hitting bakery trucks everything's fine

...what

WHO READY FOR SHREK 2 LETS GO

if your life is better than being with this guy let me know otherwise shut up happiness wants you and you're doing it wrong

I live with this animal

number 19, a number I've had tattooed on me several times, who has a female trainer, is the winner

I just hope all the horses have fun and stay friends after

apparently I drew the 3 horse intrepido in the random pool so I'm fucked probably

17.2 hands this horse is a fuckng monster giraffe* *me pretending to know anything about horses 1 day per year

I also don't understand taxes but also I'm not rich enough to hire someone to explain them to me ao

someone just walked in with a pizza in a box holding it tucked under his arm vertical and I'm about to go to jail

I'm just happy Sounders fans are fighting each other again. nature is healing.

when dungeon crawler carl magic the gathering commander deck

turns out the best music for watching horse racing is iron maiden I promise it works amazingly well

so what's going on with the George and Dragon (halftime tea?)

well that's on Cristian...

why in the world is KCs keeper wearing the same color as sounders

ooooo Ferreira

paulie primetime

gimme dat goal differential

a mile offside but that sequence deserved a goal

Saka just sat that dude DOWN haha great goal for Gyokeres

fred passed out too much Shrek