Is Stretch Lab just gentrified Thai Massage or…?

Fenty’s social media marketing team needs the marketing equivalent of an Oscar after sending Jools Labron that custom helmet because they “support safe… activities” 🤣🤣🤣

Could I survive this administration without antidepressants? Sure. I also could have survived child birth without an epidural, but why would I subject myself to more suffering than necessary particularly when I have other things going on? Nobody’s giving you a medal for raw dogging your pain.

What hormones does your body release when you’re actively defending and justifying evil actions against innocent civilians? How do those hormones impact a developing fetus? 😳

Fourteen people have died in ICE custody so far this year. By mid-February, the agency was detaining more than 68,000 immigrants one of the highest totals on record, according to federal data.

“And Avicii isn’t here no more” was brutal. It’s been like a week since I first heard it and oof.

The allegory is so loud it's giving me a headache.

I hate the fact that this song hits even harder now than when it was released 20 years ago. I yearn for the day when it’s not so deeply relatable to current events.

And, now, we KNOW that it needs to be investigated ASAP.

Don’t let them gaslight you. This is from the NYPD’s official account

Just learned the derogatory term for US in Spain is “Yanki,” like donkey & I’m 😂 bc when I was in Spain, a guy whined about locals not speaking English. I saw this sign & said it was their “We reserve the right to refuse service” sign & meant they’d throw him out on his ass if he acted like an ass 🤣

What uncultured swine fixes their fingers to claim Cut-Throat has bad blood with Catastrophe? We’re losing the ancient texts!

I need Taylor to get greedier bc it’s crazy we still don’t have Let’s Go on streaming

Made it through the vet, got his surgery scheduled, & got his pup cup. He was still so loopy it took him a while to realize what it was and after one lick he was too tuckered & slept the rest of the way home.

His face when he realized he got roofied (Trazodone) instead of getting a puppy Motrin is taking me out 🤣

Therapy is so fun right now /s Therapist: Have you been depressed & anxious lately? Me: Yeah, but not like the I don’t know why I’m sad & anxious kind. It’s the I pay attention to what my country is doing & tbh being depressed & anxious seems like a rational response to this insanity, right? 😫

Once upon a time my grandparents loaned me money to buy a car & I wrote up a little contract with a payment plan & a joke that if I failed to repay the loan I had to give them my one pinkie toe that was the only one of my 4 pinkies that I hadn’t broken yet…I just broke it for the 2nd time 😫

For people who don’t understand how to identify when that man, who lies a lot, is lying or when he is telling the truth, here’s a little cheat sheet that is generally pretty accurate:

Ngl I bet those neighborhoods are awesome

Mark my words. Dakota is going to show up to a brand event that Taylor is contractually obligated to be at to force her to either breach her contract or breach the protection order. #SLOMW #DARVO

I’m late to this news but I’m so jealous that while the rest of us had Cinderella & company waiting around for men to save them, little girls in Spain have the Fighter Pilot Princess who will be a Queen with or without a man. Like that’s fucking badass!! I love this so much for them!!

Holy fuck. “Who knows more about surprise that Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?” is an absolutely insane thing to ask the visiting Prime Minister of Japan.

Now that the Afroman trial is over I have to know if the reason the cops didn’t find any weed in his house is because it was baked into the lemon pound cake bc that would just make the whole thing even funnier 🤣

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but child free people need a village too.

My very unserious theory about the USS Gerald Ford laundry room fire: Someone with a bad connection heard “Operation Epic Furry” not “Operation Epic Fury” and then the fur from washing costumes clogged the lint trap in the in the dryer, causing it to ignite. Theory based in part on exhibit A:

Ngl it would be soooooooo funny if Beyoncé endorsed the Michelle Williams that is currently running for a TX Congressional seat as a Dem bc you know damn well some people would be thinking they were voting for one of Destiny’s Child & a win is a win 🤣

With the lawsuit over I need a Cardi Am I the Drama remix ft Afroman 🤣😂😂

Ever since I saw The Invention of Lying, any time anyone mentions the Judeo-Christian-Islamic Abraham, I just picture a brown Ricky Gervais

My random thought of the moment is how some of the military pilots who completed pilot training under Obama STILL haven’t completed their initial service commitment to have the option of walking away from the military. That 10 year clock starts the day you graduate, NOT the day you enter training.

Sending love to the OH Air National Guard and the families of the 6 Airmen who perished in yesterday’s crash.

My kid just learned there’s a Bambi sequel & said “what do they do? Kill her dad?!” And I’m 💀

I’m sick. Early speculation is this may be from not only the base, but the wing that I served most of my career in and it’s nearly impossible to survive a crash in one of these 😭

I just heard a creator say “The Gazafication of Tehran” and I’m sick. The devastation in Gaza being so normalized that she made that statement so casually is really indicative of just how fucked we are as a global society.

The only blanket warmer than the DD214 blanket in this political climate is the PDRL blanket that protects us from recalls to AD

I don’t know who needs to hear this but in 2026 America, “sleeper cell” is an Islamophobic dog whistle. We are protecting our neighbors, not allowing people to use dog whistles to stoke fear & entice violence against anyone who even remotely looks Middle Eastern (or Sikh since people are dumb).

So randomly watching a show with subtitles on and just heard a word, Liebchen, that my mom used to call me as a kid that I haven’t heard in years, and never really knew the meaning of or what language it was in. Since it was spelled out in the captions I was able to look it up and 🥹

HEARTBROKEN: Trump’s unconstitutional decision to bypass Congress has now cost American lives. VoteVets senior advisor Max Rose says Speaker Johnson and Sen. Thune must call Congress back TODAY to vote on war powers before more troops die.

Does the US just have collective amnesia of that male’s first 4 years? This is not the 1st time he’s targeted Iranian leaders without provocation or that US Assets overseas were targeted in retaliation. Seeing people who were in the military with me the last time around acting shocked now is wild.

Have you ever become aware of a possible unconscious bias in real time? I did a telecon with a new doc & didn’t realize I was tense until her accent hit my brain during her introduction & I felt myself relax so I think I might have a positive bias towards docs whose English has a non-CONUS accent

Calling every pick of this cabinet a white fragility hire from here on out. Yes, even the non-white ones bc they are picked by the most fragile of the pale males.

Who’s planning to tune in?

Anyone who complains about “illegal” immigrants should have to watch The Swimmers on Netflix & if they still can’t summon an ounce of empathy they should have to go see a therapist until they figure out wth is wrong with them. Nobody wants to be undocumented, it’s a status of survival.

This is how you raise the veteran suicide rate. At the same time they are cutting veteran’s benefits they are giving easier access to firearms to those who require a fiduciary, which means they have been deemed by a COURT to be unable to manage their financial affairs due to injury, disease, or age

Here is the direct link to the page with the rule. Clicking on the blue “Comment” button will take you to the form for leaving comments to demand they repeal this rule Forcing veterans to choose between treatment and benefits will result in higher rates of veteran suicide and veteran homelessness.

The secretary of the VA stating he won’t enforce the new rules is NOT enough. These need to be repealed immediately. Until they are repealed, they can start enforcing them at any time without additional notice. Please keep submitting comments demanding they repeal these new rules for VA Disability.

Ossoff: "If you live in a major democracy, and the nation's spy chief is showing up at raids on sensitive election sites, something has gone wrong."

The VA just put out new rules on how they are rating disabilities that will harm all disabled veterans by using AI to rate us based on medicated functionality vs the severity of the actual condition which ignores the level of needs. Please submit a comment asking them to reject this.

Lindsey Vonn’s little sister is lowkey so funny for making this while Lindsey was in the hospital after her crash. It’s giving peak little sister energy 🤣😂

Anyone have eyes on Minneapolis and/or LA today? I’m not seeing anything on the apps with algorithms.