Sportscenter Top Play of the Week How often do CPACs happen, seems like monthly?

First Mets win in the Mayor Mamdani Era

Democratic Socialist LGM Fam rise up.

Fellow @essesmag.com issue #4 writer, says wut?

Paul Skenes shelled so bad he’s gonna ask for a Purple Heart

LOL Fuck the troops

More than a decade before Rosa Parks, Joe Louis refused to go to the back of the bus — in the Jim Crow South, in uniform, with a military police club raised over his head. History forgot.

Only one Florida team has won a Super Bowl in the last 20 years (the Bucs in 2021) and it was the only team in the NFL with three Black coordinators and the first team in the NFL with multiple female coaches

When you wake up and today’s the day of your fancy Opening Day Super Bowl box pool tickets winnings for a Citi Field first ever… Gambling always pays off, kids #LGM

I’ve seen enough. The Giants stink. College coaches can’t hack the bigs. Call Dusty.

One more sleep ‘til Metsmas

Holy cow my investigation into Riley Gaines for @pablo.show was nominated for an Emmy in Outstanding Sports Journalism!!! Cannot stop dancing around my apartment. Here's the show if you missed it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKUl...

Never read and saw one Harry Potter movie, Radio City premier. Forgot the name but if memory serves it sounded like Azerbaijan. I was wickedly hungover and it was very loud. I hated it. That is the entirety of my Harry Potter experience so easy to sat fuck JKR and every last wizard-flogging dollar.

Opening Day vibes BK Tech v John Jay That park on Dean St. by Barclay’s Play Ball!

The Marquette legend Charlie Pierce lost his jump shot, still has his fastball. #MUBB

Well this certainly doesn’t affect my family in every way, shape and form. Fucking fantastic times!

Louis held the heavyweight title longer than anyone in history, won 27 championship bouts, and was named the greatest puncher of all time by Ring Magazine — yet his civil rights legacy remains largely untold.

queens baby

Incredible

It has just come to my attention that Dylan Darling’s Dad is former Eagles linebacker. Here is a picture of James Darling wrecking Emmett Smith. Jawnies. Go Birds.

St John's beats the buzzer and Kansas

KINGS FROM QUEENS FROM QUEENS COME KINGS

Ruck, Chuck, Jayhuck

Eighty-two years ago this week, the first Black heavyweight champion landed a historic uppercut against Jim Crow.

I miss the scammy NY Film Academy with so-do facilities that charged a lot of money to kids who were kinda hornswaggled into thinking it was NYU Film School.

March 22, 2005: “And boom goes the dynamite." A first quarter 3-pointer by Fred Jones ignites a viral catchphrase, and Vince Carter scores 33 PTS (13-21 FG) to lead the New Jersey Nets to a 98-91 win over the Indiana Pacers.

I know it’s unpopular on this site to point out that Democrats are largely very supportive of trans rights but they are, and we should recognize when they do the right thing

/needles scratch “I hated singing’. I didn’t even feckin’ like karaoke. But my life was gobshite and I thought at least me mates would get a laurgh… little did I know it would change the course of me life.”

This is super fun and I better get a free potin tequila thing as a member of the Patrick-Patricio-Padraig diaspora.

YOU LIKE THE MONKEES?

Not the key point here, but this idiot blew the punchline on thus hilariously based milk anecdote.

NEW RULE There are no rules you dumb fucking loser

Hahahaha what

Commence Jeffrey Toobin multitasking challenge

Fuck you, Gene Cop bullshit. And I still loathe UVA for Bennett Ball.

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“I don’t know what happened, it just went in. That’s March Madness vibes, I ain’t gonna’ lie.” -kid even nailed the postgame interview

Brutal loss for the Broncos. No way around it.

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Wow. Literal pour one out for old Myrtle Ave. So long big selection of reasonably priced hooch. Really feels like we should’ve had a block party swan song. So it goes…

I think you will @truthdig.com this. 🥊

Just sitting here thinkin’ about the melting Nazi faces at the end of Raiders, you?

Both my Dad’s alma mattys are chasing the natty. Santa Clara undergrad, St. Louis University medical school. Father Tony Sauer, S.J. also a SLU alum. If you were wondering how Jesuit deep the Sauer family rolls.

Been a minute since I wrote a real-ass meaty feature. Over @truthdig.com, I delved into the little-known WWII era contributions the great Joe Louis made to the civil rights. Talked to Joe Jr. & @johnnysmith135.bsky.social co-author of “The Fight of His Life.” Dropping Brown Bomber Knowledge on ya.

It’s wild how Jalen Rose is the 53-year-old man on Earth without a single gray hair. Remarkable specimen.

Guard the inbound Guard the inbound Guard the inbound Guard the inbound Guard the inbound Etc.

NOT ANYMORE

“Don’t call them a mid-major, even though they are a mid-major.” Stellar work, Wally

I’m fairly confident it won’t happen, but there is a scenario whereby the Liberty are in the WNBA dregs by end of March. Let’s not do that.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday