That’s Steve McMICHAEL to you

If you need a giant canary in your coal mind, as the Buffalo once said, “there’s something happening here…” www.ktvq.com/news/local-n...

“He worse his votes-nary beret… the kind you find in some leaves on the floor…”

This, but make it an Alfa Romeo and brother, business is booming…

To paraphrase Michael O’Donoghue, “I don’t cry for felt.”* *I just lied to you

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AOC GOT INTO THE BOOZY FEELS LAST NIGHT. ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.

This speech has me wanting to punch someone in an ugly ass red hat. Metaphorically, of course.

Adams going out less than 100 votes ahead of “Write-Ins” is as beautiful as a polling place in Istanbul.

Zohran opened with a Eugene Debs quote. Then throws serious shade at Cuomo. Killer stuff.

FUN CITY IS BACK, BABY

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

The flavor found the fish youtu.be/DZ1OblYm5YY?...

Today is a good day, Gotham

/cranks the Wang Chung “Everybody, have fun tonight Everybody, couch fuck tonight”

I prayed for MNYGA once, and lo and behold Apollonia purified herself in the holy waters of not-Lake Minnetonka. If you believe in fantasies, they come true, Bill!

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If this is the only thing ZM accomplishes, he’s the best mayor since the Little Flower.

This is the city we call home. I love her. “A lifelong liberal,” with a great Gotham story. I love her. Watch her all the way through. HALLELUJAH!

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

If this detailed neighborhood analysis is accurate 4 of 5 boroughs going @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social with only ~that one~ going for Sliwa, which makes me happy in the abject humiliation of Gov Nepo Baby Shitbag coming up empty. www.michaellange.nyc/p/predicting...

Meanwhile, Downtown theater stalwart Austin “Max” Pendleton proudly casting that Zohran vote this morning.

I should’ve done my civic duty back in high school. Could’ve at least popped an Achilles and slowed him down.

GOOD FUCKING MORNING ZOHRAN ALIVE AND WELL ON ELECTION DAY AND—

Well Charles Kuralt drove around in that armored bus with the manned gun turrets on top, so quit acting like any of this is new.

Perfection

Look you can not show up at @squawkinsports.bsky.social (or the pilot episode of a BK author show), but then you might not make new friends to go on a 76ers Field Trip. Your call.

Is there like a Batman signal but it’s actually in the shape of a biscuit for @jaybusbee.bsky.social?

The more I think about it the less I enjoy living under a federal occupation that is designed to instigate a race war.

Xavier High School doin’ it

Not to be corny but i am deeply moved watching a bunch of people from all over the world, who speak different languages and live different lives, do a thing together

This photo. Wow. #WorldSeries

This is so good.

Good week. Made the great @thesundaylongread.bsky.social. Always a thrill. Dig in. crimereads.com/the-wild-rid...

As I have a beer waiting for my sushi take out, it dawns on me we all need to start planning for the future. Add @dirtbagqueer.rocks to the Jan 15 event with @juliekliegman.com and @xbennyboo.bsky.social and mark your damn calendars.

#TextsOutOfContext I’m the floor. You’re the ceiling fan. Or A/C unit. However the metaphor works.

Maturity is evolving to recognize the second best two-word phrase in the English language is “free beer.” Growth is knowing “Game Seven” gets the top slot.

Best drunken high school food on the planet. A few beers in I still crave the Potato Oles with sour cream. Mucho amor, Taco John’s

Good news morning starter

Maxey went as AI to the Sixers Halloween party. I need a minute.

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For @crimereads.bsky.social went deep on meh-Ed McBain procedural-Kurosawa classic-Spike joint written by 1st-timer Alan Fox who Beat Steph for NC HS hoops chip Lived in a Miami Zoolander house Popped in a T Swift video Washed out in hip-hop Out-grinded Denzel crimereads.com/the-wild-rid...

Morning great news drop

About time @davidjroth.bsky.social leaves Yorkville and does some real shoe leather reporting.

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I’m gonna try to post a piece of good news on mornings where it pops up. It helps me to stay a bit sane, maybe it’ll help you. citylimits.org/this-buildin...

I understand the framing but honestly, who cares if some people are “lazy?” Tax the hell out of the wealthy and feed whoever needs it. One thing I remember from all those Catholic sermons is that Jesus fella never put parameters on who gets loaves and fishes.