Juan Soto, Go Go Squeeze (Play) Man, is for the kids.

BALL DONT LIE

The human duality of losing yet another ladder match 6-2 right before the courts close for a month of resurfacing BUT also getting a “you move really good for your age” from an opponent 21-years your junior

Opening of this fantastic new @steveearle.bsky.social video (directed by fellow kid Steve Buscemi) is from the show Kim & I saw in March. This will give you all the Gotham feels. The “city of Wheels” shot is my favorite of the Greatest City of Immigrants. youtu.be/BkRthP-A_ds?...

TOMORROW NIGHT in Brooklyn! Me and @pjsauer.bsky.social @leanderalphabet.bsky.social are brining the sizzle on the @usmnt.ussoccer.com @americanoutlaws.bsky.social @eplscores.bsky.social

RIP to former NBA player Jason Collins, the first openly Gay, active, male pro athlete. Hard to explain what a big deal it was in 2014 when Collins signed with the Nets. He took number 98 in tribute to Matthew Shepard, the Gay teen murdered in a horrific hate crime. JC was brave and will be missed.

I READ IT! GONNA TALK ABOUT IT THURSDAY W/ @donkeycommish.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social @leanderalphabet.bsky.social Limited tix left: tinyurl.com/2rc5mm94

Over at @crimereads.bsky.social, I spoke to @harrisonhill.bsky.social about “The Oracle’s Daughter,” the astonishing story of Sarah Green who escaped her Mom’s depraved violent batshit cult, Aggressive Chrisianity Missions Training Corps. (She landed in Brooklyn, natch). Wild jaw-dropping stuff.

As I will be shouting as loud as humanly possible later tonight, on the Old Man’s behalf, it ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive.

Kyle Lowry minutes please.

Disappointing end to the season (aren’t they all), but all things considered that was a good year for the Sixers. Especially after last season. No one expected them to win the title.

I should add IF JO PLAYS ONE MINUTE IN THE SECOND HALF NICK NURSE TEMECULA ME

Beating the Celtics kicked ass. I’m all in for the Knicks winning and Tyler Kolek minutes. Congrats go win that shit @robertsilverman.bsky.social @sethrosenthal.bsky.social @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social

Brian Meister, the guy who “worked hard all is his life” is also quoted in a TV report and the NY Times, but sure one old crank is a movement.

Trans Scientologist are a thing tho right?

That boy took HANDS for a random seal. I don’t know what the exact ocean connect code is but that man felt it. Mahalo.

Moment of silence before the Lynx game for Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Some Fuck Ice yells after.

I was not prepared for the existential weight of Sheep Detectives. (A compliment)

Funny when I beat the shit out if my wife everyone thought I was an asshole. Oh wait, I didn’t do that. Cuz I’m not.

Same offer @aoc.bsky.social, bet a few of your district folk show up. It’s all the cool kid rage. www.today.com/video/how-sq...

SQUAWKIN’ SPORTS LIVE XXI: WORLD CUP EDITION 5/14 7pm @mayor.nyc.gov @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Please join us literate footie fans at a female-owned Fort Greene beer garden & sponsored by female-owned Greenlight Books to talk ⚽️. [email protected] greenlightbookstore.com/event/2026-0...

Anyone else going to be @nitehawkcinema.bsky.social for the 6:35 showing of this masterpiece? Drinks at the baaaaaaaaa beforehand on me. 🐑 🕵️‍♂️ youtu.be/pyZI5oM6hWk?...

Inspired work minus the Buck Swope travesty

Come again? Is what Roosevelt tells all the ladies

I feel like if we hash it out for one more day, we will finally settle on the one and only issue Democrats should discuss at all times. We’re so close.

Any Sixers fan “regretting” a win over Boston on the road in Game 7 needs to get thrown through a window, Barkley in Milwaukee after too many Pabsts style.

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

OK Knicks fans, I was hoping for one but this squad is super connected and I have no beef. You are so tight I capitulated early. Go get ‘em.

Summoning all the spirits of ‘76 including one-arm Doc and no-legs Bradley.

I try to pickpin the cult of @davidjroth.bsky.social when I can but the Rodney thing is yep… he’s done it again.

All Mills and no Bill makes Buck a dull boy.

Ok this is amazing

I can't think of anything less patriotic than abolishing the constitution on behalf of a corrupt dying pedophile who wants to be king.

If you want to buy Leander's book AND buy me a beer make sure you check out Squawkin Sports in Brooklyn on Thursday www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...

So true. One thing you can’t access on road trips is the internet.

"It's no big deal that your loved ones died of COVID. In fact, if you think about it, it was sort of their fault that they died."

IT'S MY DOUBLE NICKEL TODAY, COME CELEBRATE WITH ME AT ONE OR ALL OF THESE EVENTS. DON'T MAKE ME WAVE THE DIKEMBE FINGER AT YOU! (I'll spare you the horror of the original Mutumbo joke I had.) CC: @davidjroth.bsky.social @leanderalphabet.bsky.social @donkeycommish.bsky.social @giano.bsky.social

SHELIA E OPENING CELEBRATE BROOKLYN 6/4 GLAMOROUS LIVES UNITE

It’s depressing how things that were seen as KKK-level racism when I was in college are mundane government policies and Supreme Court decisions today.

The WNBA, fresh off a landmark CBA, isn’t just celebrating longevity in its 30th season. Rather, this year is a stepping into a historic campaign that feels less like a milestone and more like a launching point into something bigger & undeniable. Column: nypost.com/2026/05/07/s...

My Mom hung a picture of your father and uncle on our family wall. She died of Covid. You wouldn’t have made her wall because she was good and you’re bad. I will happily hang your obit on our family fridge tho.

“Let’s get A round of Old KA$Hioneds for me and the boys…”

Whatever the actual Mets are, the booth is the best. Just an incredible all-beef hot dog segment.

That was a good-ass basketball game. I hated it.

Story filed. Commence Mutumbo weekend.

This sucks but if it’s for Friday & Sunday at home maybe it’s not the worst thing? (Unless he’s done fine than fuck it all).

Hugely mixed legacy in Montana but he was a much better steward of the land and natural resources than all the other 1% who made it a playground. The wolves and bison thank you, Ted.

This is fucking nuts. I can’t imagine how livid I’d be if that was my block. Scratch that, I probably can.