if you can't find a paypig to pay off your student loans, Iranian hackers are fine

graphic design is my passion

Hey, what the fuck? This is absolutely boycott-level…and this is my publisher. I’d get hit. Some things are worth it.

I need recs for a mineral sunscreen that will not clog my pores and also preferably has pigment so I can be spooky by choice and not out of necessity

An old personal fave of mine that always gets me

I can't believe I got april fooled over a fucking tortoise

I want to share a lot of y’all’s stuff but alt text, PLEASE.

How is it 2026 and we still don't have consequences-free cigarettes

This is going to be my halloween costume I fear. It's a "I hate gay halloween. What do you mean you're blonde Marie from the 1966 Czech New Wave comedy Dasies?" shitpost waiting to happen.

This video captures the confrontations between demonstrators and DHS mercenaries backed up by local police at the ICE facility in Portland, Oregon during the March 28 No Kings demonstrations. crimethinc.com/NoKings2026 The rest of the video is visible in the following message.

Almost posted some pork chops I dredged to ask if they look okay (I haven't dredged anything in a while), but I got shy someone was gonna be like "look at this asshole under-peppering their pork chops" or some shit

This is bullshit. Antifascists have been a huge disrupter and dismantler of white supremacist networks & organizing. Thousands of nazis have been publicly identified, often losing positions of authority over vulnerable people. And community defense has kept countless people safe. Utter hogwash.

happy tdov! give trans people money.

Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.

The children in my complex are playing a loud screaming game outside while they wait for the school bus and honestly I love that for them. When I was a kid we were falling asleep standing up because we were all sneaking out of our rooms at 3am to watch inuyasha with the tv volume set to 1.

The story about the lady who premeditated murders her husband with a leg of lamb then feeds it to the investigators 💀

reposting with alt text:

Huge day for people talking to me with my headphones in

People born today will never understand how aggressive some dudes were in the 2000s about needing to eat bacon to feel masculine. They'd make it their entire lifestyle & this was just one of the default types of guys that you'd encounter. Running into a "bacon guy" was just a normal part of life.

your golgi apparatus isn’t even packaging proteins and lipids into vesicles you piece of shit

Looking into your local Food Not Bombs and other mutual aid groups and donating or volunteering feels especially important here if you haven't already

pig poop balls .jpeg

Her grin knowing how this arrest looks (Published in The Atlantic today)

Hear me out: Double feature with Hackers (1995)

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Logging off today. Be safe, be spicy, be water 🖤

now at $580!!!!! so $419 to go! i'm so fricken close to getting my own scooter y'all thank you so much to everyone who donated and/or reposted so far 😭 please repost or chip in if you can. even $1-2 helps get me a little closer to reaching my goal 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 #mutualaid #mutualaidrequest #transcrowdfund

At the "taking a covid test just for funsies" part of early allergy season (still a novid 🎉)

The other 4 guys have no choice but to follow suit or forge peace with their maker

all the cool kids are having their teeth replaced with baleen so they can filter nutrients out of cold-pressed fruit & vegetable juices

if you watch and support the new harry potter show you are funding trans genocide globally by the way

This was a trip. I'm kind of surprised I hadn't heard of it before, or seen more of this iconic comedy duo

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We’re still at least $250 shy on the fast-approaching rent, anything spent toward food widens the gap. If you are in a position to assist: C: $TippyBerkman V: @ AntifaSheriff

*Don Quixote voice* I am going to fight the horny pear trees

I would be rich if everyone gave me a lot of money

I need a cart man, I can't keep using a skateboard to transport my trash across the apartment complex

Love to noodle around my phone because I woke up at 4am for no reason and be accosted by a cringe ai political comic that I strongly disagree with

Recounting funny moments of the afroman trial to a loved one over text and rapidly realizing I don't know how the word "suing" is spelled

If you're posting ai slop I'm unfollowing you, no exceptions~

Yesterday I noticed I hadn't seen a cyber truck in months, when I used to see one or two a day Then I remembered that this is Oregon and they can't handle rain at all lmao

From Instagram - today the Dyke Project shut down NHS England HQ to protest the politically motivated ban on trans youth healthcare.

Panicked because I saw a "found cat" sign that looked exactly like my small cat, then remembered I was petting her literally two minutes ago

If you are a person with arfid and got freaky friday'd with someone who did not, would you still have arfid in the new body?