The class before mine is running unbelievably late. I have never done a first aid class that went for the full time and this is like my 6th one 💀

Discord might have cut ties but they're still planning to roll out age verification globally next month. Continue to cancel your nitro subscriptions, if you haven't done so already. Don't boosts servers as well. Hit them in the wallet.

I know first aid/cpr classes are not a competition, but every two years I ask myself: what if it is tho

My dream car is a high speed railway

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guy who gets off on being called a silly goose call that gander euphoria

So do you need to be nonbinary to go to planet fitness or is it just the employees

Just a big hug to all the anarchists in the Twin Cities who get dismissed all the time but knew exactly what to do when shit went down here.

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

*nodding sagely* songs about eating ass are political

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

Local Groyper streamer Koston Szafranski decided to do a cosplay Hitler schtick at the PDX ICE protest because he thinks people are too sensitive abt genocide & violent eugenics. He made this Sieg Heil after arguing that the 6 million death toll was an absurd number. #hostilemedia #hostilemediapdx

Trapped at a superbowl party? Bored? Yearning for more meaning in your life? Try calling the most annoying cis dude there "girlypop" today!

Getting freaky with it by hydrating chopped dried mushrooms and dried chickpeas together in bone broth overnight to see what happens. There is a mushroom I extremely don't like in the mix I got from costco a few months back so I am seeing if it is less heinous chopped bc I hate wasting food

hatred of unhoused people is genuinely a pipeline to fascism. if the wealthy can get you to dehumanize your own neighbors, then they can get you to do it to anyone.

ACAB includes the guy who invented the Fleshlight

If you are going out of your way to make a flier condemming an effective tactic, and even highlight that you do not stop deportations it's time to shut the fuck up. I understand that this was probably some "cover your ass" thing for the nonprofit, but that doesn't make it acceptable.

A street medic said “I’ve been working in this field for over 8 years now and I’ve seen a lot of shit, but that was truly one of the most terrible things I’ve witnessed and I never thought that I’d have to see actual children getting gassed like that, but here we are I suppose”

If you are using AI then you are denying yourself the joy of giggling while you make an absolutely terrible photoshop for your friends

Anyone interested in coming to my island in ACNH and taking all the extra recipes on my beach?

Help I can't stop saying "this is my 7/11" to any minor inconvenience

Did a full "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed" to a woman in her fifties trying to show me a chatgpt picture of what she would look like with gray hair

Rare Lake Oswego W

You can smell this tear gas all the way from the Justice Center building downtown

Portland ICE is located in a residential neighborhood. One Elementary School has already had to close because of contamination and ICE Goons assaulting people Tonight gas has drifted many blocks away in an area that includes Ronald McDonald House. I can taste it. Get ICE out

Lots of teargas at ICE tonight in Portland. People were just standing and chanting.

The ACLU wants to hear from any families with kids or anyone who was significantly impacted by the use of chemical munitions at yesterday’s protest. Please email my office so we can help connect you with their legal team.

Drank too much coffee to try to mimic my adhd meds and spoiler alert: it didn't work and now I'm feral

I got followed by an AI-generated yaoi porn account this morning. Instant block. Fuck you. If the yaoi smut isn't being created by an insane perverted fujoshi or fudanshi putting every ounce of their love and freak fetishes into it by hand then I don't fucking want it

have you got a hot date for february twelfth ? Chris Dorner Day

Your solution is take their masks off and make them follow a code of conduct. You’re a complicit monster and every person who is tortured and murdered, whether in the streets or in camps, is blood on YOUR hands.

Had to explain to a 3 year old that an AI image of the size of a blue whale compared to a person was bad and not true so that was awesome and not annoying at all. Had to be like nah dude, people are way tinier than that

Devastating: the gluten free poptarts I have only eaten in the evening are fucking digusting first thing in the morning

Making my normie friends watch a 1970's tragicomedy about an Italian anarchist attempting to assasinate Musolini this weekend for my agonies

First of all, I'm not accepting sushi opinions from a man

Abolish ICE. Nothing less than this is acceptable. I am saying, we are saying "Abolish ICE." Fuck Congress for trying to replace this with "reform".

Tommy Allen's MAGA clown crew maced, punched & kicked an anti-ICE protestor at PDX city hall yesterday. All the victim had done was mean mug Tommy, who wasn't touched. Tinkerton, Shane Carroll & GroundZeroPDX1 did the actual assaults, while Tommy cheered them on & lied abt it to the cops. 1/

Menu screens peaked with the scooby doo movie and everyone just gave up because perfection was already achieved

People who visited the emergency department at Kaiser Permanente Sunnyside Medical Center in Clackamas earlier this week may have been exposed to measles, the Oregon Health Authority warns.

Protest at The Dalles Post Office - Noon - this Friday, Jan 30 nationalshutdown.org

🚨Portland, Oregon🚨 FW: Agitators are pepper spraying people, We could use reinforcements at city hall

I dry rubbed and reverse seared a steak yesterday and it was possibly my best work. I am still thinking about it

my favorite non-accessibility reason is that alt text is both searchable and mutable

Shutting down the Housing and Homelessness Committee to demand city council do something they can't do is the definition of "performative" Of all the offices that hold power here -- Mayor, District Attorney, AG, federal representatives -- city council holds the least amount of power over ICE.

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