BlueSky is not allowed to ban me. They agreed to this when they accepted me under my previous handle @hombredefiestayouarenotallowedtobanmethiscountsasanenforceablecontractualobligation.bsky.com

Pee is stored on a Florida license plate

New soyjak just dropped

He healed up surprisingly well after he gazed upon the Ark of the Covenant.

Counterpoint: Yes he does.

Thrift stores these days are getting ridiculous with the prices. They wanted $25 for this lol.

Same energy

The comments section on this dumbass opinion piece from The American Spectator are both hilarious and frightening.

It should also be noted that this woman is trying to get a payday similar to the one that Nazi bitch who yelled slurs at a five-year-old but can’t because she’s over 30 and has had several domestic violence charges filed against her lol.

Oh wow, the Nick Fuentes fallout is so bad that Stop Antisemitism had to focus on actual antisemites for a few minutes.

Bumping this because I had to take myself to the ear doctor, and buy a new knee brace this month 🥲 Anything helps

The one good thing about the Senate Democrats caving is that now even people getting Chorus money are calling for Chuck Schumer to be hung upside down at the same train station as Trump.

🎵Sometimes I think it’s a sin when I feel like I’m cooking but I’m Garfing again🎵

Bro make up your fucking mind

Running out of money or Adam Sandler dies before he can put him in all of his movies.

Look at that Look at that

Anyone have any favorite photos they think about when they think about their socialist worldview / Marxist view of their world / critiques of capitalism

Lmao

I would also tear up onstage if I won a fake award for doing nothing.

I regret to inform you that conservatives are trying to make Rupert Murdoch into a communist.

When the post-BBQ short rib fart was a little too wet for comfort but you gotta play it off like that sound was just someone moving their chair around.

Extremely Coen Brothers movie chud-coded

Me if the world’s richest Nazi told me he wants one trillion dollars or he’s leaving.

Me at a fancy restaurant: I will have a Coke of Cola please. The waiter, who is actually a Soviet-era sleeper agent whose activation phrase I just uttered: I must murder President Reagan.

2 Thing 2 The

50 Cent being a Zohran hater and a Washington Commanders fan makes all the sense in the world actually.

Almost ten years to the day lmao

Congratulations to all Zohran Mamdanis, real and AI generated.

The Cleveland Cavaliers Nike commercial from when they won the championship but it’s the Grim Reaper celebrating that he finally got Cheney.

They haven’t posted anything in over 2 months so we can safely say that these people are just conservatives who desperately want to sit at the cool kids’ table.

More like Bitch Madderson tbh

I understand lying about someone after they’re dead but lying about how someone’s (purported) boss after they’re dead?!

TMZ may be the only media outlet whose official response to Dick Cheney dying is 💔🕊️

It’d be really funny if someone took screenshots of their tweets and sent it to their jobs, not because Dick Cheney’s memory deserves to be defended, but because it would be extremely funny.

He died as he lived, on the toilet taking a huge dump.

Famed sex pest backs famed sex pest favored by famed sex pest.

Oh cool, the groypers are having a midlife crisis.

“Food for thought” and it’s the intellectual equivalent of the Irish Potato Famine.

I don’t know what’s sadder, the fact that barely anyone cares enough about Rob Schneider to get his age right on his AI slop birthday messages or the people who genuinely want him to have a happy birthday.

NW:

“Lol, JD Vance has a great sense of humor!” They deported a guy for having a meme like this on his phone, Kate.

This particular genre of guy is very upset about Stavvy being more vocal about his left-leaning politics.

I got several likes and favs over the years from Chapo Trap House so I’m not racist but I never got a like or fav from anyone on CumTown so I hate Greeks and love Tom Myers.

This is Smashing Pumpkins’ hit single “1979” today, feel old yet?

So many conservative accounts on Threads can be best described as Epic Bacon Fascism.