Soon I need to go to the pronoun outlet (clinic) and buy more gender (hrt) but it’s expensive and on top of the world being a nightmare for trans people right now I’m still having trouble finding a job. If you can spare a few bucks to my Venmo (@JaneOs) I’d appreciate it.

The Walt Disney Company has announced a deal with FCC chairman Brendan Carr that restores the nation’s 1st Amendment rights in exchange for the brutal murder of every Muppet.

A cynical person would say that the techno-fascist wing of the White House probably helped instigate this announcement to backdoor a 25th Amendment case for a palace coup but then again, “Tylenol causes autism” is a dumb rich white guy with thing to say so all bets are off.

I like when the adaptation of a Broadway play stays true to the source material.

Every time a President gets elected to a second term some doomsday prophecy goes viral only this time people are actually looking forward to a world-ending catastrophe.

It’s amazing how Pedocon Theory is starting to become Pedocon Fact in front of our very eyes.

I guess MSNBC is just paying this guy to be a human Politico article lol.

Bluesky’s @jay.bsky.team and @safety.bsky.app have responded by reminding their trans users that wishing ill on Kash Patel or Donald Trump is a bannable offense.

Always remember that the people threatening to report you to your employer are also the biggest losers on the planet.

I miss green onions on Mexican pizza, Hi-C Ecto Cooler and 4chan not being the Republican Party’s youth outreach program.

Broke: Mobilizing vulnerable minorities and working class people into a powerful voting bloc that would shatter fascism and punish those responsible for it. Woke: Trying to get that bitch at Planet Fitness watching Jesse Watters to say she’ll vote for you and then vote for the Republican anyway.

Wouldn’t it be wild if a TV show host became President?

Anyone got $10 and want to be tethered to an ancient horror manifested as a hotel in the Rockies?

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We are introducing the “Come Ooooon, Stop Being A Meany Fo Feeny Act”. We are so fucked lol

Big “my dad owns a car dealership” energy emanating from this series of skeets.

Oh cool, one of my skeets came true

Get your passports ready to go if you can because we are on our own.

I was checking out Facebook marketplace and apparently they made a Bart Harley Jarvis doll at some point.

So can the Republican Party now technically be classified as a far-right fascist party on Wikipedia?

“We need to vote them all out in the midterms!”

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become Jason Whitlock.

Everyone mock this fucking loser and then block him.

The cops are covering up for a murderer.

Conservatives are trying to squeeze every last drop of grift they can out of Charlie Kirk while he’s in the news cycle because they know that six months from now he’s just going to be remembered as “oh yeah, that’s the guy who got shot right?”

Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Wamawario and Waluwaluigi

I dunno, looks like they improved it to me.

This looks like a Gap ad for people who work in HR.

Not many people know this but Labubu is shorthand for Los Angeles Bubu

One thing I like to do on Facebook now is go on all those videos of people excited about Milo Yiannoupoulos coming back to grift off Charlie Kirk’s death and post this screenshot and watch them twist themselves into pretzels trying to explain why they love a guy who was too weird even for Breitbart.

Liar lies after finding out he can get paid to lie.

I might have a brain tumor, and I need an MRI the doctor's visit and the cost of the scan are around €500 and I need any help I can get ko-fi.com/kimibeans

please help my friend, this is really important!

“Can you really call someone unpopular when they’re beloved by the dumbest, evilest people on the planet?”

If the Charlie Kirk shooter’s manifesto espoused leftist ideology they would have preserved it in a glass case like the Declaration of Independence.

Oh cool, the Facebook AI conservative bot accounts are openly approving of authoritarianism. Mark Zuckerberg sure does have a bad habit of allowing the proliferation of genocidal propaganda on his platforms.

Wow, who would have thought that putting psychotic racists with no teaching degrees (and in some cases high school diplomas) in charge of the school curriculum in several states would have detrimental effects on students?

I wonder how many of these are just right-wing troll accounts using their government name now that Charlie Kirk is at the top of the news cycle.

I think it’s great that so many people in the 45-65 demographic have the death permanence understanding of a seven-year-old.

Things are going great for pick me’s

Broke: Open the schools Woke: Open the schools inside an active volcano

Jay is just Jack without the hipster outfits/nose ring and regular trips to diarrhea camps in Borneo.

Conservatives love watching videos of conservatives pretending to be liberals who were fired for Charlie Kirk posts and reacting to them as if they were real.

I'm back down to $18 for the rest of the month and i still have an $80 water bill to take care of, im running out of funds rapidly, every bit helps ❤️

Everyone on BlueSky needs to start treating @jay.bsky.team and @aaron.bsky.team like how everyone on Something Awful treated Lowtax.