semi regular reminder that the Mueller, She Wrote grifter used her COVID payroll assistance loan on a swimming pool and then never paid it back hope you see this you name searching scumbag 👍

I got added to my school class chat and everyone was sharing what they have been up to for the past 23 years, and one girl got upset and left. People were calling her negative and said they’re glad she left. She has and intellectual disability (sorry if that’s not the right term) and was probably…

Caught her ass in 4K!

My large mutant son Snaxon just ordered a hamburger and chicken nuggets at La Tour d'Argent and the waiter shot him with a tranquilizer dart and sold him to the circus

Everyone’s least favorite 40 year old perimenopausal idiot 🥰

Kids crying and screaming in stores never bothered me before, but perimenopausal Jaime was ready to scream back in a kid’s face today 😩

🚨 Georgia committee advances new bill for permanent Daylight Saving Time! Falsely claims doctors support!! Would put sunrise past 8am for four months, to nearly 9am!!! 👉 Tell your GA state senator to OPPOSE HB 154, amend to permanent Eastern Standard Time! www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKwU...

I’m very very excited to see Project Hail Mary today. I read the advanced reader copy of the book and have been hoping for a good adaptation. I’m glad to see so many good reviews!

CNN’s Harry Enten: “John Fetterman's had a 108 pt drop in his net approval with PA Dems since 2023. His net rating is -40 pt net approval with them. His net popularity with his own party is worse than all senators who lost a primary this century. There's no historical analog to his unpopularity.”

As a Gen Xer, I can tell you boomers and even my own generation comparing their 20s to today’s 20-30 year-olds needs to stop. I paid $600 for a West Hollywood apartment at 23. Today it’s $3500. Burgers weren’t $20, they were $6 to $8 in a nice restaurant. Life is not comparable.

i implore you to care more about disabled people who cannot work or provide any “usefulness” to this depraved society.

If they want to do this then they need to provide every single one of us with the money to get a passport, and hire more people to speed up to the process of getting one. They won’t do that though, because this isn’t about keeping elections “fair” at all

Nice to see that someone I went to school with is completely fucking insane now lol

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I got added to a group chat for people I went to high school with. They’re all talking about their kids that are now in college, and I’m so tempted to say the abortion I had at 19 would be 22 this year lmao

The mammogram was so quick and efficiently done and I didn’t feel any pain. The pressure didn’t even bother me. Already got my results and there’s nothing malignant in my breasts. Whew! The woman doing it handled my big old titties like a champ 🫡

It’s mammogram and titty extra imaging day and I am full of farts. If I don’t fart on the people doing these procedures, I’ll call it a good day 😅

It’s amazing how quickly Black women have been targeted by these laws and doubly so how little this factors into the analysis around the sexual and gender politics of this movement.

I only respect Mr. Yuk 😤

Meow Meow left the darkness of her shark bed to grace me with her presence

$361 to go! Hooray! About $35 more and I can pay that insane water/sewer bill 👍🏼🥹

Democrats are a stupid fucking joke for supporting this guy. He’s misogynistic, worked for Blackrock, had a Nazi tattoo, etc and they’re falling over themselves to support him. You’re dumb if you forgive him. More things keep coming out about him because he is a horrendous person.

I was going to get myself an Oreo McFlurry after my mammogram tomorrow, but it’s a bit over $5 for a 12oz! Insanity! I can get a half gallon of ice cream for $3.99 on sale at the grocery store!

Idk why Am*zon drivers have so many problems delivering to the right place. I know they are under A LOT of pressure of stress, and I’m not complaining, but why was my 16lb bag of cat food just left under my shared deck next to a heating/cooling unit in front of a door with no handle? Why were…

one thing that’s for sure when It Happens is that Party in the USA is going to chart again

On top of everything else I’m dealing with, my peri-fucking-menopause symptoms are awful and out of control. Just let me skip to menopause. I can’t have kids anyways!

I’m getting totally fucked on bills this month. My sewer/water has permanently increased by nearly $40. I need an oil change/tire rotation/state inspection. Fuck me, right? If you can help out, I’m JaimeKayA on c-app and vnmo. I need to raise a silly $521 This includes everything I’ve mentioned…

Me personally, i would never try to argue that Harvey Weinstein raping women is as bad as Javier Bardem acknowledging the humanity of Palestinians. We need to create a world where freaks like Fartlow are afraid to broadcast vile shit like this.

Being good at crocheting is one of the only things I have to feel proud about at this point in time. I started this afghan on February 23 and finished yesterday morning. Too bad the beautiful light lilac purple doesn’t photograph well.

My lithium level is too low and this depressive episode has been fucking awful, and I’m sorry for being a dick maybe idk. Hopefully months of figuring out the new dosage will fix me 😭 Wish I was born without bipolar 1 and didn’t have a broken brain that needs medications to function 😩

I’m getting totally fucked on bills this month. My sewer/water has permanently increased by nearly $40. I need an oil change/tire rotation/state inspection. Fuck me, right? If you can help out, I’m JaimeKayA on c-app and vnmo. I need to raise a silly $521 This includes everything I’ve mentioned…

I’m in a good poasts drought, but I am vitamin d deficient, fatigued, “obese” because I’m fatigued, and having a bipolar depressive episode. The silly BMI system fails to take my massive honkers and big juicy ass into consideration, because I am clearly not obese lol

I always laugh when people fall as long as they’re not seriously injured. I don’t even find it that funny when I think about it. I’ve read that people laugh when someone falls because it violates how we expect people to walk; that combined with the funny face someone makes as they go down just…

fuckin lol

Jam’s Deck ASMR Featuring The Roof Of A 7/11

Please stop generating fake images w/ AI to prove a point. You are not helping anyone by providing additional false images. These get fed right back into LLMs. Do NOT participate in adding MORE disinformation into the ecosystem of facts. Whether you think it is clever, funny, smart, powerful. Do Not

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

I was outside putting new wiper blades on my Rav 4 and someone stopped at my parking lot. Thought it was a man that it was going to try and “help” me with a 1 minute task, but it was someone asking me to help them. I showed them how to put them on and told them to never let a dealer or mechanic…

Tornadoes and 70mph winds forecasted for tomorrow 😩

Would you love me if I wasn’t a worm? 😩

My little apex predator loves the sun ☀️

This Caturday, meet the black-footed cat. It’s the smallest wild cat in Africa, only growing ~8 in (20 cm) tall & weighing ~4.4 lbs (2 kg). Nevertheless, its hunting success rate is 60%—and has a recorded kill rate of 10-14 prey per night. Photo: Patrick Ch. Apfeld, CC-BY-3.0, Wikimedia Commons

The racist trash is back, and this time they’re misusing the Bible for their hatred. The Jesus the claim to believe in would be disgusted by them I don’t want to feel unsafe, but I do. I will not show it, but it is always on my mind when I take a step out of my front door

I’m fucking terrified because I’m a rape survivor and being touched there is a nightmare. Two people I know (slightly older and slightly younger) have been diagnosed with breast cancer. I have put this off for 7 months and I absolutely need to do it! I’m just very scared!

My tummy hurts a little from the prescription vitamin d megadose. I am God’s bravest little soldier (please send help this is my millionth tummy trouble of the year 😭)

My summary from my last appointment with my doctor had me listed as “morbidly obese,” and I know it was a mistake, but it hurt my feelings a little! I know bmi is bullshit, but I am 5’11” with a bmi of 27, which is a bit overweight, but I am certainly not a morbidly obese 40+ bmi! No shade to…

Lmao 💜

Ms Rachel is wonderful, but fuck this country. This sweet little boy is in an immigration detention center eating food that hurts his stomach. He wants to be at school so he can go to the spelling bee. I can’t say what this administration deserves for doing this, but I hope they all meet an end…

Nothing isn’t something. Not casting a vote means there’s no vote for anyone. Zero plus zero equals zero. Not voting means you voted for no one. Hope that helps.

It’s 8 weeks of the Vitamin D megadose, then daily supplementation of a lower dose. Hope it helps, because I feel like dog shit every day