Living in a collapsing society feels so surreal. I still have to pay rent, pay bills, and do so many mundane things while everything around me is so awful. I can’t even describe the exact feeling, but I know I’m feeling it. I try not to let it get me down, and I have lots of distractions, but…

If someone says you shouldn't let politics get in the way of friendship/family, tell them that you hope they die a needless death from preventable disease. After all, needless death from preventable disease is "just politics" to them, so they don't think stuff like this is a big deal.

If it ever seems like GenX and elder Millennials are obnoxiously loud about queerphobia and, specifically, trans rights, you have to remember we grew up in a society saturated by homophobia and decided "never again". This shame and hatred must not simply be redirected. It must end with us.

If every Democrat voted NO on funding ICE, it would not have passed the House. But, 7 House Democrats voted to fund Trump's lawless, masked goons, so it passed. Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his members to vote against ICE funding. Genuinely unforgivable.

VoTe bLuE nO mAtTeR wHo! 🤪 🤪 🤪

We’re estimated to get 18 inches of snow this weekend, and that makes me wanna k myself, but at least I don’t have to do anything besides move my car to the parking lot and make a big pot of soup 🍲

$88 left! Lfg! Thank you guys for being so kind and patient with me 🫡💜😄

Having a Brat Winter** **being a fucking cunt while freezing my tits off

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I was a bridesmaid in a friend’s wedding and spent hundreds of dollars on it. Their wedding hashtag was #[name]and[name]forever. Now they’re getting divorced. Can I ask for my $500 back? 😂

Biden had kids, infants, appearing in immigration court with no lawyers, no parents, and no hope of being treated like a human being. No one wanted to hear about it, let alone try to stop it while a Democrat was in the White House. ICE is a bipartisan monster for the last 25 years, not just now.

"Those atrocities were un-American"

🚨POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC🚨 Meow Meow doing something with her foot 🧐

Someone should start selling ethics training to all the people here that are still active on X, they really need it!

One down. You glorious bastards. One more to go.

What is she going to do about ICE kidnapping a child and using them as bait to kidnap their parent? Ask me for a $15 donation?

People can say they didn’t vote for this but people are liars

$88 left! Lfg! Thank you guys for being so kind and patient with me 🫡💜😄

Crocheted bunch of these granny squares in different colors because I like the contrasts. Forgive me for not blocking them yet 🙏

Highmark wanted me to fill all 10 of my refills of Zepbound before Jan 1, 2026 despite the fact that it was December and I am only allowed to refill it once every 28 days. They did not mention this in the prior authorization approval letter, but they also told me there’s nothing I can do about it..

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

A reminder to always wash your new leggings on their own. That is all dye and not dirt 😬 When I did laundry last week I washed two new dark colored pillowcases with the rest of my laundry (smh smh smh) and ruined two shirts

Gotta raise $298 for myself now. Hooray! 😮‍💨 For transparency, $298 includes the cost of the instant transfer fee. I have an $80 medical bill not shown here Thank you for the consideration 💜 I’m JaimeKayA on capp and vnmo if you want to help 💜

Blew past two goals in less than 24 hours to help Trans Lifeline. The 28 mile challenge doesn’t start until February, and I’m excited to get my ass walking! There’s 39 days left to raise money! www.instagram.com/stories/jaim...

JD Vance looks like an adult toddler lol

This has been a test of The Funny Thing Happened Broadcast Service, and you all did great. See you next time

the world you grew up in no longer exists

That’s me in 2019 when a coworker said that I was overweight and probably didn’t work out lmao

GOP: we want an extra $5 billion for our secret police to make America for Whites Only. Dems: you drive a hard bargain. best we can do is $10 billion and no healthcare for people. Schumer: Im texting you to ask you to help us resist trump. Donate now to...

Staring at a five-alarm fire, Democrats work up a good mouthful of spit. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Saying Coldplay sucks just because everyone else does is an ice cold take. They’re fine. They have some good songs. You saw The 40 Year Old Virgin in 2005 and really clung to it being “gay” to listen to them, but you’re too woke to call them “gay” now. You’re just bitter online.

First two lines had me thinking I was about to see a young Pedro Pascal because I’m a fucking idiot lmao

Someone in a local rescue group brought in this kitten, but I think it’s a bobcat kitten. Can anyone identify this baby as a bobcat or not a bobcat?

Hopefully this link works! I’m raising money for Trans Lifeline and forcing myself to get on the treadmill consistently. I set a goal of $100, but I’m hoping to go over and crush it! www.facebook.com/donate/23240...

I need to get out of bed, but it’s this cold and I’ve got a cat, electric blanket, and a heating pad. It should be illegal to have to do anything when it’s this cold!!! 🥶 😔

Last night I dreamed that Meow Meow’s name is George 🤔

It’s so cool to go to the hospital for stomach pain and after X-rays and two physical exams they say there’s nothing wrong. “It’s probably just your medication.” ☠️

A day to reflect on the legacy of a prominent civil rights leader that fought back against racism and bigotry, or a day for $10 off $30 coupon?

Help. My tummy still hurts 😩

Had bad stomach pain on and off all night, but at least I didn’t vomit! Could be something I ate, but it could be a medication side effect. If I go to the hospital I’ll just get other bill and no definitive answer like before. Having a body is great!

My insurance company decided that they won’t cover my Zepbound through October like they said they would 2 weeks ago. They also want to fuck with the coverage for my bipolar disorder meds. Count your fucking days Highmark. Fuck you.

Finished crocheting all the hats for the unhoused community/less fortunate (adults and kids), and now I can crochet stuff for me! I thought it would be a stash buster making all those hats, but my yarn hoard seems to keep growing 🤔

Count your fucking days Dominos

I’m really glad to have 5 years and 3 months of sobriety under my belt. All the way back in 2009 I wasn’t aware of how much I drank, but others sure were!

Papers please!

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

Meow Meow looks innocent, but this is her face and posture before she attacks me in bed 😈