yeah both so what

dragging out posobiec and tpusa gungirl and milo out to honor charlie kirk is honestly just making me think how funny it would be to watch these guys try to come up with an argument for why THOSE guys would be worthy of honoring if they got shot

i knew clooney's first lead role was "return of the killer tomatoes" but i didn't know it opens with him as a shlub trying to trick girls into dating him by pretending he can set them up with rob lowe, weird hollywood hunk juxtaposition through time

naive, dumb: the media sabotaged biden over Afghanistan because of the military industrial complex savvy: the media are far right assholes who sabotaged Biden because they love Trump, and also transphobia and racism genius: the media sabotaged biden over Afghanistan because of the military industria

we're in a national crisis because everyone hates conservatives so much nobody will date them and their families refuse to talk to them; but also we're in a national crisis because our institutions are liberals who don't realize how out of touch they are with the overwhelmingly conservative public

now that's a self fulfilling prophecy

the merger of "fox news" and "ads on fox news" is complete

i also love how we're never going back. it doesn't matter how many really good presidents we have in the future, the rest of the world is going to remember we could do trump again at any time and will never trust or respect us again

the democrats sure don't behave like a party that thinks the left has abandoned it, they STILL act like a party that thinks it can take the left entirely for granted, we need MORE dumb online jill stein stans

can anyone point to someone who isn't 1) an open nazi, 2) a transphobe, or 3) among the dumbest 100 people in the country, who finds bluesky unwelcoming? especially since it stopped being invite only?

peak "this is what we've already been doing for 20 years and it hasn't worked" forget red states these assholes keep putting prolifers on the presidential ticket

I hope you can ask it questions because it's going to poll its internet-curated database and give incredible answers to "hey stan did you actually create XXX"

on the bright side "identifying every group that makes up our base and spitting in their faces" worked great in 2024

imagine if we had done any consequences for the people involved when GWB mass fired attorneys for refusing to file fraudulent cases against Democrats. oh well!

all the cancel culture guys used to love spouting "orwell said the worst form of censorship is self censorship" to refer to "people not saying racial slurs even though they want to" but I really think he was thinking more of "people not saying things because they will get punished by the president"

there's going to have to be trials but it's going to be hard to do that when Democrats keep voting in favor of Trump nominees and resolutions saying "all this shit is cool and legal"

CONTESTANT: Okay, I'll take "Cursed Screenshots" for 500, Alex {alarm sounds} TREBEK: Looks like we've got a Daily Double

they thought the question was about how much news coverage is devoted to attacking them

remember when peter sagal said "everyone on social media keeps saying Olivia Nuzzi is Bad but nobody can make the argument for WHY she's Bad"

it's exceptionalist and racist to portray other countries as wholly backwards and foolish but maybe we need an exception for Albania

back in the day i did my senior seminar project on this and the response was "your evidence is irrefutable but it still sounds like a conspiracy theory"

Dark Water (2002)

he really thinks he's GWB

we're gonna need more doors

we couldn't even get THIS b cancelled what the fuck are you talking about "cancel culture www.vanityfair.com/news/story/v...

again i can think of exactly one time "woke posters demanded someone be fired and it wasn't objectively indisputably warranted" and that lady's job was "social media and public relations" so arguably that was more of a "you failed at your actual job" thing

if bari weiss or andrew sullivan assassinated charlie kirk all the conservatives and centrists would be saying "ah, gay, extremist radical leftist." remember that that's still the level of evidence we have of the shooter's "leftism"

i want to see Clayface go absolutely apeshit over AI slop

if there's no point shouting at him, there's no point hosting him or having him speak. he either has influence or he doesn't

also Pareene DID try what Klein suggested www.splinter.com/if-you-truly...

Chris Dorner unequivocally used his guns to resist what he determined (correctly, but that really doesn't even matter for their argument) to be a corrupt, tyrannical, and illegal government organization. i don't think what he did was good, but it's exactly what Gun Guys always claim is good

it's going to also have to avoid too much time showing his weird fucking face and gums, that'll turn viewers off too

i've always known Violence Jack as a kind of curiosity in the Devilman Mythos but this thing is 18 fucking tankobon? Go Nagai's longest work by leaps and bounds?

We decided that we would mock a nazi And his blood's color, cherry red I told my joke to Mr. Jimmy Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead"

Democrats are making Hindenburg and Papen look like Churchill

for basically everybody working in entertainment, the news, academia; it's gotta feel like you're barely holding off count dracula and suddenly the leader of your ragrag group and all your friends around you pop their fangs

the wrong jimmy is getting canned

what if we did ACORN on literally every organization and individual in the country

considering getting back into magic the gathering and blinging out my edh deck is too confusing now. special guests, ripple foil, etched, what is all this shit back in my day you had a foil or a nonfoil. judge promo if you wanted to get spicy

the thing is, I don't think things HAVE swung in this way! even when leftists were at the height of their powers, able to get "just kidding im white" lady fired, 99% of raicism/metoo outrages resulted in... nothing, while right wingers could easily get Palestinian professors etc fired

"debate me!"

ezra has gone from the reactionary centrist i think about the least to the single most objectionable one in under a week, just explicit "hell yeah i would've collaborated in the Holocaust, you can't fight The Man," fuck, damn, piss

jesus christ the things some people post because they're PROUD of themselves

great now elon is doing LOST subplots

it keeps happening en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_...

i think it was an understandable error. every paper had their fact checker call biden a LIAR every time he mentioned it still, although it's hard to win an argument with a guy who buys ink by the barrel, sometimes it's suicidal not to have the argument

in the fantasy "this is objectively what should happen politically, legally and morally" zone 1. Gain control of the House and Senate by campaigning on Trump's unpopularity 2. Impeach both Trump and Vance for their many many crimes, install Dem Speaker as president

similarly to the US, one flaw with "well we have to be conservative because we're a conservative country" is almost every politician in both parties campaigns as more leftist than they actually are

hate speech is when you narrowly criticize exactly one guy for the things he specifically has done and said, not when you say all lgbtq people should be gassed