I guess my whole thing is what if my favorite team DIDN’T have a perpetual rotation of domestic abusers on the roster every single year

These ICE losers are not even “law enforcement”, as that term implies some sort of training and qualification process (albeit not a great one). There’s a solid argument to be made that the presence of masked, unidentified self-proclaimed agents presents a legitimate threat to actual local police.

I’m essentially *this* single issue voter at this point.

Joe Burrow to the Rams in 2027 all but guaranteed

Aaron Rodgers in the 2-minute drill in 2026

Bills Jets is a real “they gotta make these uniforms permanent” game and that’s about it

the moderate position on prediction markets is that they need to be made illegal and the people responsible for them should be prosecuted, and i’m close to getting there on more ~traditional~ books as well

I personally have never seen Atlanta blow a 20+ point lead in the second half

Brady implying the Bills and Eagles could meet again in the SB, what Eagles team was he watching

JOSH ALLEN PISS MISSLE

This is my Barbenheimer

Dicker haircut reveal is alarming

They should let two NFC teams play in the Super Bowl this year

Justin Herbert giveth, taketh, etc

Got an ESPN alert that said DK Metcalf swung at a fan. I don’t need any additional information, I already know I’m on Metcalf’s side.

Special teams fumbling the opening kick return and missing three kicks in the first half of a hat & t-shirt game, many people are saying this isn’t good

Every couple months a signal pings in my brain demanding that I place a $60 sushi order for myself and that is happening right now

This is unbelievably bad and I fear the league will have nothing to say about it

Told my Bills fan friend that I’m on board for their Super Bowl run

Burrow to Mahomes on playoff elimination day

At some point you have to pay the tab, this sucks but still feels quite fair considering the last 7 years lol

Nobody has fewer excuses in the chamber than the Bills going into the playoffs

The NFL is so wild, the Chiefs went from utter dominance to essentially needing a full rebuild in one season. Amazing stuff.

Put Patrick on ice and let Minshew drag this dead corpse to Cancun.

WELP. Pack it in, Chiefs fans.

Firing Zac Taylor is quite literally the least this front office can do to salvage the relationship with Joe Burrow through this offseason.

Holy shit man this dude hasn’t been working out even in a normal guy way

Said this in the second quarter

loaded schedule, snow games, no bye weeks, Philip Rivers, let’s go week 15

This was my senior year of high school. I’ll be 40 in two months.

loath to be too precious about this stuff but I want one lesson of defector to be "you can choose to not do stuff that sucks" even if "doing stuff that sucks" is the default

Death, taxes, and Adam Schefter finding the worst possible angle of any story involving men and their awful behavior

I know you guys got that ESPN alert just now

One theory I have is that competence, self-control, responsibility, and expertise have all been feminized, leaving “masculinity” with the realm of impulsivity and petulance. So the divide is not really between “femininity” and “masculinity” so much as between adulthood and childishness.

Nick Sirianni is a slob who will dine out on that Super Bowl win for the next 10 years. I wish the best for Devante Smith and no one else.

I watched that entire OT with a frown on my face and didn’t even flinch when Hurts threw that last pick. That pick was written in the sky by a thousand drones before the snap.

*maddest I’ve ever been in my life* Go birds.

Philip Rivers return rumors barely move the needle for me. We got 26-year-olds hugging their wives before taking the field in college football games, nothing matters anymore

Sure why not

Anywho, I’ll be interested to see how Veach handles having a mid-round pick for the first time in years

CJ Stroud is good and he’s showing it at the exact right moment. 5 years/$280M this offseason

I can’t imagine a single playoff bound AFC team winning the Super Bowl this year

What on earth was he looking at here

Good GOD Joe Burrow

There is no mathematical way fare evasion “costs” a billion dollars unless they’re factoring in the droves of utterly useless cops standing around soaking up overtime.

We are not being mean enough to tech pests

Dart tried to dance on the line like Mahomes does but forgot he’s not a made man yet

No 🫶🏻

gotta be hell when mike tirico and cris collinsworth order at the mexican restaurant