Is Taco Bell growing their own lettuce? No. They get their lettuce from companies like Taylor Farms (that has 1/3 of the market *including hospitals*). This is deflection on the part of the federal government, which specifically cut funding for food safety screening/testing.

These shootings are absolutely inevitable. You hand someone a gun, a badge, and qualified immunity, you are giving them a license to murder. Every “law enforcement” agency is populated with Call of Duty fanboys living their dream of no consequences. Resign or get wrecked in your next election.

Something akin to the Nuremberg trials is basically the starting point to court my vote from here.

This diva

Oh my god DROP OUT

No ❤️

No ❤️

Not a shred of situational awareness here, amazing

I’m begging for this to happen

I don’t know how my doomer percentage is that high but I’ll take the overall result

“There are also reports that you may have violated state criminal law” I am WHEEZING

“Regarded as a first round talent..” Name names, Tom. Who said that.

They play multiple episodes of this show every day on TBS

ppl who shit on sports to prove socialism credentials are extremely funny, like genuinely

I might have to leave the house in a minute here

I did this exact thing except it was at halftime, I will never recover from this

IRS waiting to garnish these appearance fees

Listen I live in NYC so I want the Knicks to advance to the finals but my god it feels like a different sport compared to what the two teams in the west played last night. Whoever wins this eastern conference is walking the plank.

Wemby holy shit man lol

Yeah it’s Paige’s league lol

I think about this post once a week

This is like an NFL divisional round game being 42-6 at half

We graduated high school in the same year. As long as he’s playing, I’m not washed.

Impossible to overstate the bleak social and economic outlook for [primarily] young men in this country due specifically to the overnight legalization and ceaseless promotion of app-based sportsbetting.

[stepping on the biggest fucking rake you ever saw] “that’ll show him”

LOL Nussmeier to the Chiefs, the battle for QB3 begins

Brett Veach’s draft strategy

“The California kid stays in California” about a kid going to the Dolphins, someone check on Rece Davis

Gas will never dip below 5 bucks a gallon ever again lmao

i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!

Trump will not live long enough to be held accountable for this but Pete Hegseth should be tried at The Hague

"this popular left-wing figure is rude and has problematic views on some issues" yeah man OK the Secretary of Defense believes the fighter pilot we just rescued is basically Jesus and the FBI is building lists of anyone to the left of Rush Limbaugh. But yeah that streamer sounds scary.

Iranians if you are reading this, I beg you, do NOT cyberattack private student loan lenders. These are sacred American institutions and a vital pillar of our way of life.

not sure you could get 72 percent of people to agree that the sun rises in the east

mulkey when she sees a young gay couple who just moved in next door

They’re showing him the same military promo video of guys jumping out of planes to “Down With The Sickness” that they did every day in my high school in 2002

LMAO

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

LMAO we are fucked

The money isn’t gonna funnel itself into Jared Kushner’s Saudi private equity firm, it’s gotta come from somewhere dummies

Hoe-scaring as a core concept of a brick and mortar business is wild

Klarna coded, awful idea

Bucatini :) Angel hair :(

Cowherd’s show would be so much more bearable if his cohost wasn’t a sweaty gambling addict who does not actually *watch* the sport they talk about the most

Countries that do not use Fritos as currency could be "left behind," says Frito-Lay CEO Ken Biddleman

Today is my 40th birthday. I think this is the year I finally buy a gigantic, hideous recliner.

won’t be voting for anyone without a concrete plan for court reform in the first 6 months

Lmao what is “white food”

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