selective serotonin reupdog inhibitor

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

do you ever feel like you're inside your body but you're separate from it and need to escape its confines

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

The stuff you see in Looney Tunes isn't "cartoon physics." It's the not-yet-fully-understood principles of quantum mechanics. Once we have a complete grasp of how that works, we'll also be able to run off the side of a building and not fall until we look down

Happy Saint Patrick's Day

are you an oil tanker? because you dress like you're trying to pass with the straights

Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.

when he says “your ass looks great in those jeans” he usually means “i will fuck you right now in the middle of this tj maxx if u let me”

I've had with these motherfucking Ides of this motherfucking March.

It is annoying to me how many people just hate immigration and think it is somehow a threat when it is in fact, the most efficient way of transporting delicious restaurants to your neighbourhood ever invented

me: if z is the length of a slice and a is the area of the pie, then pi(zz)=a PhD advisor: this is what you’ve been working on for three and a half years?

You’re allowed to go mad in March. It’s a whole thing.

i literally always have a bee in my bonnet

can this be a solution? (i yeet myself directly into the sun)

the eventual solution is this we need a new map to get there

Hmm 🤔 let's calculate: ~300 tankers stuck ~1.5M barrels each = ~450M barrels Tanker truck ~210 barrels 450M / 210 = ~2.1M truck trips Even spread over 1 year nonstop: ~5,800 trucks per day That “solution” is logistically impossible. I prefer this:

bro i think your beef has been excessively corned bro

gonna tell my kid this is three body problem

I think a reason why many people have soured on Silicon Valley is that it used to give us cool stuff we liked to buy and now it gives us a guy on Chinese research chemicals telling us they will do the plot of The Handmaiden’s Tale

Can this be a solution?

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: explained russian bot farms and memetic warfare to my supervisor and she did not immediately fire me for being cuckoo 🏅

gm

Terrifying if literal: a headbutt

hey guys can anybody explain war to me? if bezos wanted to buy meta and zucc said no, and bezos said “ok that’s fine” but then sent all his amazon employees to KILL THE META PEOPLE and take the company, we can agree that would be insane & unacceptable!!! shocking even! but ok countries are fine tho?

i dont want my burgers delivered. i want them inserted directly into my ass

a toddler throws a tantrum and breaks something and we go "lets work on our emotional regulation". a world leader throws a tantrum and kills hundreds of innocent people and we go "yeah well geopolitics are very complex and the intricacies of all factors of international relations are extremely compl

our downstairs neighbours are doing some concerning stuff that is damaging the structural integrity of our house 👀

imagine going to march 31, 2020 and giving yourself a lil update on where we are now

Some window cats of South Philadelphia.

The Weary Death / Tired, Pavel Karlovich Wenig, 1915 #TheVictorianBookoftheDead #AlfredHitchcockDay

I dated a guy named Hormuz once but I don’t think it’s the same person, this one told me he was bi

ok is america even a real country?

*draws a chalk outline round your deleted post*

My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh. Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram

[On phone] Me: 'Hi. Is this Jake's Bakery?' 'This is Jacob' Me: 'Oh. Can I speak to Jake.' 'Yes. Right. That's me.' Me: 'Ah. OK. I think I cracked the code. Let me see... If I ask you to bacob me a cacob, how long will that tacob?'"

making a metal horse just to name it RoboClop

Finished painting! The sun stayed out long enough to capture the iconic timber-framed home of @tannerswines in #Shrewsbury. There is so much history in these 15th-century beams—it felt like painting a piece of the town’s soul. See my previous post how it was started. #pleinair #ShrewsburyArt

help! i spilled goo gone in my car console and now my goo goo dolls cd is just dolls :(

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Gay Frogs T-shirt. Back in the day, frogs used to be straight. But you don't see that anymore because Antifa turned them all gay. collabs.shop/d4mkhd

Happy Mario day!

“There’s no reason to be rude, um, Margaret is it? Technically ma’am yes, you’re right, I actually am a son of a bitch, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how you meant it. Now, what can I- Okay, now you’re just being hurtful...”

She’s so subtle

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" "Chat, we were based, and chopped"

i fanatically workout bc it’s good for me but really it’s so i have the physical strength to stir my jar of natural peanut butter

four cheese, really? like fourmaggio wasn’t right there

went to my childhood home recently and had a chance to sit down and really talk openly with the bogeyman in the basement. pretty decent guy actually and very sensitive. all those times he chased me up the stairs he just wanted connection. we did a pretend chase for old times sake