I didn’t know this was a thing and now I need one

Until we repair our economic structure this is the energy I am bringing to the table.

IT'S THE WEEKEND GANG! LET'S UNLOCK OUR POTENTIAL!

GM 🖤

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - do you know how many times he’s done this same gag?

お絵かきのほうも完成です。 セミタケです😁

𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 youtu.be/rtqHJnH7-y4?...

░T░h░e░ ░F░e░a░r░™░

The fact that we can be convinced there is a special voice in the computer that will save your life, is testamony that Natural Intelligence is a fucking joke too.

All in all, I have to say, maybe developing object permanence was a mistake.

went back in time became my own uncle and now i have to escape my own naked puzzle basement smh smh

CRIME: Entire town arrested in drunken brawl after havin' a few too many down at the Parched Cactus. "Well Cowboy Goddammit," grumbled Sheriff Danson as he finished lockin' himself in the crowded jail cell, "Ain't no way to start a mornin'. Why in tarnation'd I arrest m'self?"

Getting the high score in life itself, by being a right bastard & hoarding billions of dollars, only to die & realize in the afterlife that I can only fit "NAN" in the name input for the score listing.

Get uppied, idiot

Hey, New rule you should all follow before dog-piling on some asshole in the comments. Go to their profile and see if they have any posts. If they have ZERO posts under their name (reposts do not count) they are definitely a pervert and should be blocked immediately.

any questions?

B̴̧̺̐A̶̧̟͊́Á̷̧̞̀Ĺ̶̨ youtu.be/1xZZU7aOTYE?...

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

Not one mention of ladybugs. Boo this shitty troll.

"If look closely, you can see a tiny man walking in backwards. Both hands extended, flipping the bird. That's me."

𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

FUCK YOU IDIOT, SHUT YER HOLE WRONG MORE ART DO MORE HERE MORE

Someone can exploit capitalism in the funniest way possible right now.

this's at u

𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.

AHHHH!

Too late shitbag. Should have blocked me when I said to. Get one of your "buddies" to beg.

I am suddenly reminded of when I used to manage a store out in Utah. For a couple months we had an employee who didn't believe in doctors, as she thought they were "of the devil." Well, late one night after she'd quit her whole family came in, looking absolutely panicked.

Now we wait.

The internet doesn't know what to make of these: Salps! #LetsChangeThat

Dod, you're gull.

Man @fukfashies.bsky.social woke up and chose violence on Reddit today for no reason other than ego. Too bad it's Bluesky and I'm not the 20 year old noob he thinks I am.

𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙱

Reminder that the Butlerian Jihad was not just “AI bad” but also “the people who built and own the machines meant to control and replace us must burn for humanity to survive.” Anyway some dune lore apropos of nothing

I love you all, but the story about the corgi that led it's kidnapped friends home gives me huge anxiety no matter how cute it is. Thank you all for sharing it with me, but I gotta go hug my Goblins now.

@didipickles.bsky.social Canned Farts™️

Fuck AIPAC Marry sweeping Lobbying and Campaign Finance Reform Kill the fucking anti-Semites and Nazis.

Who wants a slice, eh? EH?!?

YEAH ¥ ／l、 （ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l ~ヽ じしf_,)ノ

𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽

Juggalonaut be like: "Friggin' Magnetos, how do they work?"🤡

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

Another day. Another Dollar.

i’m literally so nice except for when i’m mean