umamusume but instead of horsegirls it's fat bears from fat bear week

Advil Cold & Sinus breaks the wheel of Saṃsāra.

dan akroyd erasure

I AM THE CYBERDEMON. I SAW YOUR BIG THUMB AND ASSUMED IT WAS MY CYBERNETIC HOOF. I TRIED TO EQUIP IT AS A MELEE WEAPON AND NOW YOU’RE JUST SCREAMING WHILE I’M TRYING TO NAVIGATE THE INVENTORY MENU. DO NOT BLAME ME. I WILL UNEQUIP YOU WHEN THE NEXT CHECKPOINT LOADS.

I'm so glad Emma is back. I can't keep this hot air balloon flying myself.

Did Tylenol make a Charlie Kirk joke?

I thought spooky nuggets were what your Goth Girlfriend leaves when she shits on the floor?

ENRAGED LISTENERS! NBC HAS TAKEN ME OFF THE AIR AND REPLACED ME WITH JIMMY KIMMEL. CALLING THE FOREST OF TRUTHS LAZY, AND TASTELESS WITHOUT MEASURE. I URGE YOU BOYCOTT DISNEY JUST OUT OF GENERAL PRINCIPAL AND REMEMBER NONE OF THIS IS REAL. IT'S JUST MAKING YOU DUMBER FOR PROCESSING IT.

My AI girlfriend would be so supportive of my Bigfoot erotica. Unlike my wife who says stuff like, "this is deeply unsexy" and "this is dogshit, grammatically" and "are you okay I know it's been a rough couple years"

YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

Glad that when the Rapture happens I will still have all of you to post with.

Me and my Dad's back home. Miss those two.

HOGATIZE ME CAP’N!!!

Hey guys, try touching your penis. Trust me.

Loch Ness Monster voted Reform. Hates chinamen. Very old racist sea serpent.

this sucks shit, since a bunch of my vending stuff got stolen including my power bricks and a bunch of my table lighting, i need to fundraise to get replacements. please check out my shop! the fuckers stole a bunch of my work but there's some stuff left at least. #shop #bsnm #furryshop #localart

have you ever really wanted to strangle someone but they were three feet taller than you so instead you bit them to death?

The goblin black market has some good picks this year.🙏

Who up ruining the shot?! #WeirdLittleMushroomFolk #Gnomes&Goblins ✨🍄✨

*SNOOOOOOOOOORRRRR.... COUGH, COUCH, COUGH Whoa, I passed out... Is he still fucking going? HEY VANCE! YOU NEED A GATORADE OR SOMETHING? SHOULD WE CALL YOUR WIFE?

JK Rowling has been Girl Hitler for like a decade and some of you are still on that sh-- financially; meanwhile Blue Suburbia is out here IMMEDIATELY like "F--- it guess we're pirating BLUEY 'til Guillermo's job is secure!" 🤘

He fears hungry thirsty Mexican women cause he's a racist.

Jimmy Kimmel is going to behead mickey mouse live on tv

Saltwater Taffy and Peacemaker. Add a generous dose of cannabanoids. Bake at 350 for an hour?

I think I'm the only one who remembers back in 1987 when Mr Rogers looked directly into the camera and told me specifically to buy a gun.

Sometimes the timeline works out.

Bring back Mash-ups. The record labels ruined Mash-ups.

Boredom is what makes Cockatoos and other parrots pull their feathers out.

PATIENT LISTENERS! I KNOW WE ACTUALLY DID AN AD FOR THIS ONE, BUT FOR THE OF BREVITY I FIGURE WE BEST GO GONZO... PLUS I AM POWERFULLY STONED. I MEAN DO ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY CARE WHAT @jdvancevpotus.bsky.social ACTUALLY HAS TO SAY? WELCOME TO WHITE TRASH BRO, WE ALL SURVIVED IT EMPATHY INTACT.

Tonight's show is gonna be great, Boney! JD even did my makeup tonight. Nice guy.

I don't think anyone realizes that all the unfuckable politics-debate nerds they created in the 2000's are aging into Government. Its gonna get so much worse in the next five years.

Tonight on Alex Bones & The Forest of Truths: JD Vance and his amazing couches! 10pm central

Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

Breakfast Goblin just out here sun-shining his asshole like we ain't even here.

I bet the Postmaster General would coup if he had a couple of these and some encouragement.

"we've gotta do something about all these Tankies, Morty! they're taking over Bluesky, Morty! *burp* we've gotta take 'em all out. no more Tankies! just you & me Morty! taking on the Tankies! *sips flask* their Tankie boos mean nothing to me! I've seen what makes tankies cheer! wubba lubba dub-dub!"

Can someone explain what this is? It seems cool, but it smells like weebs made it. So its gonna shit the bed somehow? youtube.com/watch?v=MCAd...

I am excited for Tron. youtu.be/uNNGwyq0OYw?...

Skeletal tree girl autumn, disintegrating leaf girl autumn

I bet the Postmaster General would coup if he had a couple of these and some encouragement.

DO NOT go back to twitter that is the hitler site. i am dead serious with this shit. its main role as a de-facto organ of the trump admin is to facilitate nazi propaganda. you cannot be posting your doodles on the "euthanize all trans people" forum just because they still allow pornography

It's Friday. On Fridays we fuck. youtube.com/watch?v=3cfH...

Weekend reached.

They're labeling Trans people Terrorists because they know how devastating pleated skirts are as a weapons platform.

Me at the dad meet up