Counterpoint: The 2000s fucking PIONEERED brainrot. (Warning: video has lots of flashing lights n shit)

it’s called wagyu beef because it’s so tasty you’ll wagyu tail

Suicidal Beer

My FAT CHUD SON is PREGNANT? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

mods labeling a post as "intolerance" but not deleting the post is the fuckin most brainless shit

In my "Jack and the Beanstalk" era.

When I was your age Windows was called DOS.

EVERGREEN

Chopped unc this, drunk unc that. What we calling the aunts n shit?

The 1987 Living Christmas Tree : 2023s

Nobody remembers this commercial but me apparently

What if we made out in the shit bucket 👉👈🥺

Top 15 shows ever Twin Peaks The Young Ones Strangers With Candy T&EASGJ Sailor Moon House of Cards UK Dark Shadows Mary Hartman Mary Hartman Columbo (NBC Run) Shin Chan (Funimation dub) Righteous Gemstones The Eric Andre Show Trailer Park Boys Sifl & Olly Kolchak: The Night Stalker

Wake up, babe. New copypasta just dropped!

Bsky TV Episode 2: Happy Hour Voice: @coleslaw-core.bsky.social Animation: Me Celebrity Guest: @sockart.bsky.social as Bartender

Vore AND feet??

Electricity.

Post your warning sign

Manifesto? You mean my pantiefesto?

My therapist like:

I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock (Earthquake Machine).

Good morning to everybody except people who play golf

you can hardly regard any creatures of the deep with the same feelings that you do those of the shore

I drank that Milk of Amnesia and now I can't remember shit.

Cats eat fur balls because they love a good gag.

i got swallowed by a whale once too but i don't see anybody writing any religious texts about it

Bsky TV Episode 1: Goose Melon Starring @punishedholden.bsky.social Animated by meeee

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

Grogu: She-Wolf Of the SS.

I stand with her!

My neighbor helped organize the big Philly May Day rally and I'm proud of her.

Gettin' cross-faded at the Kum-n-Go

I'll be honest: I'm surprised it took this long for someone to make a pregfet game but whatever.

betting on kalshi that baby yoda dies of SIDS this season

Monday again, garfie babey!

Wallace and Scromit

tragic news . . . . . remember u always

Don't Mess With A METRODVANIA PROTAGONIST Who Hears A Mysterious Voice 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓷𝓪𝓷𝓽 and Loves The 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖐 𝕺𝖗𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖉𝖔𝖝 𝕮𝖍𝖚𝖗𝖈𝖍

Who TF is GarfGirl? I'm Garf Simpson. Eat my panties.

I showed you my lasagna, plz respond.