2026 is going to be my year

Cats will be sounding like everything but a cat sometimes

Christmas Collision card for 2½ hours. Packed lineup, perhaps the greatest Collision ever assembled. The go-home show to Worlds End. 🔥 #AEW #AEWCollision

I’m not saying all cat owners are masochists But I’d be curious to see the data

nothing brings a family together quite like crying during a cards against humanity game. fucking asshole played a card on my turn that said "my dead cat" fuck you dog

And Tiny Tim, who is a lich, roams the corridors of Hogwarts and screeches, for his skin-shell is an impenetrable armor of a miasma of hysteria and seasonal affective disorder

Faking my aspergers

Oh Holy Shit The comets are getting brighter! It is the night of the end of the earth 🎵

Should you have a A. Merry B. Blerry C. Scary Christmas? Choose wisely!

A recurring thought I tend to have when I'm a cat is that honestly, all cute little rodents should be mine... What for? Whatever whims I might have at any moment. Snack? Plaything? Just for cuddles? Anything really... Though gods it'd feel good to have all my squeak friends wriggling in my guts...

Gm, I slept like 💩 so I'm feeling 🔪

thinking of all the cats who get to frolic in the oceans of boxes and bags and wrapping paper tomorrow 🥰

My pet doing a full loyalty audit the second I walk in 👀

You'll be visited by three spirits

The Xmas tree destroyer has triumphed!

2 girls 1 candy cane

Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo

Lots of people having pumpkin pie, I have not had any this year 😾

My son's cupcakes ⛄️

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

maybe Santa will bring me a folklore cat

Ah, a broken dishwasher, a one-eyed cardinal and a hot dog that will never die. Never change Bluesky, for these are the lives of our days!

It's a good feeling when a cat warms up to you

explain your username A cat who is blerry

Bored so I'm gonna read and do a puzzle

It's Wednesday... And on Wednesdays we're ferocious! 🤭 📽️catzig

Veni, vida, viva la tannenbaum destruction

💥🎄🗡🐈

please meow quietly amongst yourselves

I'm just a cat girl trying not to listen to cloying Christmas songs and overdose on cookies

Found and ate your Christmas present

Christmas trees are the rivals of cats everywhere!

🎁 TOMORROW, CHRISTMAS EVE! 🎁 AEW presents #AEWDynamite on 34th Street at a special time! Make your day merry and bright at 6/5c on TBS & HBO MAX, TOMORROW!

Today I have a murder of cats. I know that's for crows, but they've brought several items (some unsavory) on to my porch for approval. Can I train them to bring loose cash and the hair of my enemies? Cats.

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Xmas party

Blerrmeister always remembers to bite the shit out of people when she gets the chance. This is very important to forming social bonds.

The Christmas tree has been annihilated, the stockings have been torn from the mantle with care, and the decorations have been scattered just about everwhere!

The hour of making cat noises is complete!