I got that cat in me. And by that, I mean I will probably try to rend your flesh if you show me affection, even if I’m begging for it.

Is that Ricky Martin?

Is that Lady Gaga?

"Be enriched!" I beg my voice cracking as I drag a string across the floor. The cat continues to watch impassively, my cries falling on deaf ears.

!*~There's a bug~*!

My bff and I crinkling it up moogie style

Cats. Fluffy and soft. Desire to pet: high. So squishy. Cats. Knife fingers. Short patience. Teeth. Unfair.

Fun facts about Blerrmeister...

Did I miss the sex robots?

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work "Mail came yet?"

Slithering my pawticles around your neck to wake you Oh sorry, didn't mean to literally break you!

Sunday Blerricle

If you scope this, post a character that starts with L

[OLD ART] It's my fursona! comic

#haiku in the same boat the dog the cat and the chicken

Realize that you don't need to post your daily routine like you took a dump, are freshly showered and your dishes are clean!

I become the world's tiniest catgorgon when I have to step on someone to reach food on the top shelf.

Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now: "Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"

Gm, who is up popping their tart?

Nerd forecast: a dork and normie night

Post a ship that's not #StarTrek or #StarWars

Cat Watch: I saw a random ass cat just walking around casually in 23 degree weather, while another laid on the porch of someone's home. Told a stray to go home the other day. It gave me a dirty look. Cats are wild.

Sex noises but it's just me committing crimes then getting caught again!

Catcorn challenge

Packed house tonight! #AEW

I've got the sass of an orange cat with no boundaries

my loot drops: -dead critters -hairballs -permanently borrowed doorstep packages

There's a fluttering in my stomach, but it's not because I'm nervous!

The more people block me, the crazier I'm gonna get!

Hate when street cats turn into werewolves. On some "AWOOOOO AWOOOOOOOO" bullshit. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Got caught in a trap and had to chew my foot off. Thankfully, I was able to grow a new one!

Brb, it's questing time!

They don't play youtube.com/shorts/fsZNY...

sometimes i'm like, i love the internet. other times, i see someone passionately arguing with the owner of a female orange cat that their cat cannot be a girl because orange cats can ONLY be boys

I miss my vestigial penis

My Bluesky posse. Show me yours.

Anyones cat doing anything fun this weekend?

So you are just gonna mansplain something to me then block me?!