thinking of all the cats who get to frolic in the oceans of boxes and bags and wrapping paper tomorrow 🥰

My pet doing a full loyalty audit the second I walk in 👀

You'll be visited by three spirits

The Xmas tree destroyer has triumphed!

2 girls 1 candy cane

Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo

Lots of people having pumpkin pie, I have not had any this year 😾

My son's cupcakes ⛄️

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

maybe Santa will bring me a folklore cat

Ah, a broken dishwasher, a one-eyed cardinal and a hot dog that will never die. Never change Bluesky, for these are the lives of our days!

It's a good feeling when a cat warms up to you

explain your username A cat who is blerry

Bored so I'm gonna read and do a puzzle

It's Wednesday... And on Wednesdays we're ferocious! 🤭 📽️catzig

Veni, vida, viva la tannenbaum destruction

💥🎄🗡🐈

please meow quietly amongst yourselves

I'm just a cat girl trying not to listen to cloying Christmas songs and overdose on cookies

Found and ate your Christmas present

Christmas trees are the rivals of cats everywhere!

🎁 TOMORROW, CHRISTMAS EVE! 🎁 AEW presents #AEWDynamite on 34th Street at a special time! Make your day merry and bright at 6/5c on TBS & HBO MAX, TOMORROW!

Today I have a murder of cats. I know that's for crows, but they've brought several items (some unsavory) on to my porch for approval. Can I train them to bring loose cash and the hair of my enemies? Cats.

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Xmas party

Blerrmeister always remembers to bite the shit out of people when she gets the chance. This is very important to forming social bonds.

The Christmas tree has been annihilated, the stockings have been torn from the mantle with care, and the decorations have been scattered just about everwhere!

The hour of making cat noises is complete!

I'm so tired of the loud talking in the office

I love cats with angry faces because it just shows cats' true nature. MASKS DOWN

Spoiler alert: I will be making various cat sounds randomly throughout the day

My girlfriend Jen asked me what else I'd like for Christmas. Me: "Erm... Maybe a rescue cat?" Jen: "WTF? You have SEVEN cats! We can't fucking move without tripping over a cat! You're not getting a fucking cat!" Me: "Ok ffs! Get me a Toblerone then." 🤷‍♀️

When I say no what I actually mean is: I'll take two!

JB Mongolian style youtube.com/watch?v=FEu7...

Hear me out: savory candy canes

QTP with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers (My son loves these guys)

Curiosity killed the cat? No, it just turned it into a plushie :p

Nurturing my own little elf homunculous