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my work in progress for my best friend 🐱 I am loving how this is turning out

Tying a bunch of balloons to my tail. You won't believe what happens next!

Rough beaches get drenched taking a pounding from the thrusting waves

Women's boobs are 50% off today!

sending my parents detailed proposals to change certain window treatments in their home in order to maximize the cats' neighbourhood watch slash sunbeam basking experience

Drop, or fly, some spaceships.

Making concentric blerricles in the field then blaming it on the aliens

if i ever send you 🤏 it means "my sandwich is too thin"

cats’ extra eyelids freak me out

Thinking about boigas handerbergs beeftits smashers

“cats are mean” no cats just aren’t obedient and refuse to follow a hierarchy and some people can’t handle that ‼️

There's a Pancake house, a Waffle house, but no French Toast house!

I do not have a cat, but I have noticed that people talk to their cats in one of three ways: 1. "Baby Boy" 2. "Distinguished Gentleman" 3. "My roommate Mark" Any cat owners care to explain this phenomenon to me? I am fascinated and confused

Drop some ARMOR

@deviwestside.bsky.social Have a fab birthday! 😽

oh to be a cat that doesnt have any responsibilities- i want a giant monster to take care of me whenever i want and hold me like a baby and tell me how cute my little cat nose is

Why don't pills have more positive side effects? Like an increased chance of smiling or your boobs may swell up or your tongue will taste of caramel.

Time to play a little game called WTF is that noise and where is it coming from?

Arise, Sir Purrlative

Time for a midweek mood check! Use an image, vid or GIF to share how you're feeling today.

My cat was found in my bed, next to my phone, which was on, which was displaying my credit card. I hope a huge box of fishies doesn't arrive tomorrow.

Handing out good morning boops! Like for a Boop on your Snoot.

H E. O Y O U. V G E T R H E R E

Knocking everything off the table 🍽 🖇 🫘 🍪 🥄 🫗 📖 🧩 🥣 🥏 🪪 👓 🖊

2 Blerrs 1 cup

#ChronicIllness #humor One of my cat is just as sensitive to the wheater change as me. Me: How do you feel darling? Cat: 🫩 Me: Me too darling, me too. Cat: Then change the weather back to normal. Me: I would, but I can't. Cat: Fuck. 😒 Me: Fuck. 😞

Adjusting my catburetor

Hear me out: chocolate bread

You

Idle hands, a fude pen, waiting for a train

YOOOWL! *echoes !LWOOOY

Looking out the car window Gasping how the moon is so beautiful! Car turns and the moon fades Just the reflection of a distant light

Tonight my Orange Cat stole a potato off the counter, chewed it in half, then left it like a corpse for me to find

Repairing the cracks in my heart with fuck tape

Quote this with your favorite animal. 🐱

I feel terrible 😞