What's up Blerr?

True switch because I'm that crazy bitch

Menthol is coursing through my veins At least let me smell like French vanilla

Man, am I sick of cough drops! They need better flavors like sea salt caramel or wild grape.

Slightly increase a band. Doja Clowder

Cats are the best teachers. They can teach you how to be independent, confident, and content.

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Drop some TEETH

Gm, time to hit the block in beast mode!

Why did the momma cat want to go bowling on Mother's Day?

I've decided to give Moop one of my bones! But which one should I unattach?

Thinking about making a major decision or two 🤔

Inside of me are three cats: 1. Cool alley cat that knows where to procure the best meals 2. Grumpy middle aged tabby 3. Shy but chill British Shorthair

Ignore me for I need attention

Free Mother's Day hugs! Apply within.

AEW at the Amityville Horror House

My dream job? Cat herder.

Uncrack my bones Unhinge my jaw Spread my femurs wide And swallow him raw

Happy #Mother'sDay. Share your favorite TV mom. Before the actress lost her effin mind!

My son got me a special donut

PSA: when sending noods, be sure it's the long hard ones and not the soggy limp kind.

i be meowin in the airport

Blerr, whenever she hears the word "penis"...

Just purchased this at a fair

Post one of your favorite horror movies from (1994) Interview with the Vampire

Happy Mother's Day to all son moms, daughter moms, adoptive moms, single moms, moms without moms, moms of moms, cat moms, dog moms, plant moms, bed moms, dead moms, evil moms, fairy godmoms, moms with bombs, dommoms, dadmoms and your mom!

What can I say except we're dead soon!

#AEW #AEWCollision #FairwayToHell

Sloths are just monkey turtles

Let's practice consensual paw to paw wiggling

What's your favorite onscreen depiction of Satan/Lucifer/The Devil?

those birthday cards from cats are the funniest thing to me. a cat wouldn’t send a birthday card. a cat would step on your boob and vom on your favorite rug.

I would be a better cat than I am a person

Did I do that?

Break my heart with devastation so you can caulk the cracks with adulation

AAAAHHH