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the collar stays ON during sex during sleep when it's time to go outside when I get to stay inside p much always, basically a comfort item atp

Mick Foley with more integrity than the entire WWE roster

sometimes my cat yells at me and I'll feel like I'm winning the argument and then he pulls some shit like a mid yawn cute squeak meow sure buddy I'll open the window for you ilysm🥺

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rare post that gets better with every single word

“she said this to it which resulted in it blocking her and her entire clade. wow they really are mean girls huh—” SHUT. UP. go outside! get coffee with queers you know. you want community? go build it where you can actually smile at people and see them smile back. this shit is mere facsimile.

online isn’t real. it ceases to be real the moment you turn your phone off. you simply must understand this otherwise you will go crazy thinking that anything some gigaposter posts on the posting site has any impact beyond the tiny walls of one relatively tiny digital sphere of influence.

I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.

it feels better biting down

i love my boyfriend my life is so good♡

what they don't tell you about cutting toxic ppl out of your life is the immense guilt you feel after like "did I do the right thing? did i mess up??" and I think a lot of it is just missing who that person was, back when they were pretending to be good

not a single thing on the planet could have prepared me for that

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

Introducing the Cool S, For Her™

blame this on the misfortune of your girth

this is what michael buble should have been singing about in his gutless "santa buddy" cover

would love if people could be normal to me for even like a week maybe

reply to this with what u want for christmeows and I'll reply with what I'm actually getting u

this has become a very important video to me

Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry

at 1.4k followers I'll meow at you all

The wound inflicted into Jesus’s side was often depicted as a pussy or birth canal, as with his death he gave birth to the church.

i am a princess the church should give ME ten percent of THEIR income

😳

Cheez/it pronouns

boyfriends been busy with work today and I haven't gotten like barely any attn and it's been so hard and I've I've been so brave but ugh😖 ............................. ATTENTIONNNNN fuckinGIMMEEEE😭

restaurant depot wrapped just dropped, restart your app if you don't see it yet

helps to think about the details like any regular crime you'd see on one of the 800 cop shows that run on TV constantly: these guys committed one set of murders, thought it over, and then decided to kill the witnesses as part of the coverup. mention of drugs is just jingling keys at this point

they're trying to kill me for my smalldick tgirl swag

oh sick im having nightmares again this rules i love this i missed them so much i love not sleeping a ha ha

peneus maximus

god I really need to make an online portfolio, huh

gofund.me/61ed43533 Please share! Seeking $1,244 to get out of $150 overdraft, give my roommate about a month to find a new roommate, pay my rent balance, phone bill & put my possessions into storage. Even if you don't have the means to help financially, spreading the word is a big boost! :)

very funny to make a new account for ban-evading and the first thing you do is block me lol

good meowrning, say it back if u meow w me like that

we choose to fuck an oomfie in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because we are hard

a very wise man once said, "why have one bowl of soup, when you could have two?"

putting one present under ur tree(dead bird) and taking one ornament with me

IM JUST REALIZING (after having it pointed out to me) THAT IT SAYS PRINCESS ON MY COLLAR JUST LIKE MY IRL COLLAR ty @emmaline.spills.wine ur the best artist to ever art an art!

they call me Bigtitties McCleanBong on account of how I keep my bong clean

i miss my girlfriend :(

🤠

this is REAL youtu.be/sZkB11pO9R8

im so sleepy but i love my girlfriend so much 🥰🥰🥰

This gives @coffeecat.tgirl.gay vibes

he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes