it's my god given right to drink two full bottles of water right before bed

we choose to fuck an oomfie in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because we are hard

*bricked up woman who just read the dictionary* the depths of my horniness are stygian

my therapist just said "breakfast is one of my biggest ops" and I think I need to sit down

can't sleep because an evil woman's playing with my heart. so here's a picture of my massive tits

play evil games with evil women, win evil prizes

what's the current dating app of choice for freaks and weirdos?

I just have to be the cutest girl picking up three prescriptions at the fred meyer pharmacy for some reason

excuse me?? I'm not obsessed with you I'm just method acting!

i'm not actually desperate this is just a statistically accurate desperation model

I was dressed really cute today. if you were curious. or whatever.

they should make a cover of The Battle Hymn of the Republic for girls

I need to knock a smug smirk off of a pretty girl's face so bad it makes me look stupid

disgraced former member of the Obsidian Order Elim Garak says "protect the dolls"

#comics #comic

do you ever go outside, take a look around, and think "wow the gaffers really outdid themselves today"

I bring a certain wistful beauty to my bedrotting that I think really elevates the genre

I need to fuck a woman who used to be skinny unprotected

I'm like if a loaf of Italian herb and cheese bread from subway was a girl

I need the tender sensation of lips on my lips so bad it makes me look stupid

wish you were here

it's so unfair that I have to both get groceries AND eat the groceries. they should make groceries you can eat without getting

they should combine balatro and anki to create the only way I'm ever going to pass this class

proof both of my bona fides and also that yes even I had a cringe baby trаns phase

sometimes I think about moving back to LA and going back to my first career in the film industry but then I remember how much I love living in a house with a back yard and having weather

age regressor vernacular english

just got five minutes into smiling friends season 3 episode 2 before I realized that it being in french wasn't a bit and that I'd downloaded it in french instead of english

okay google show me kirk x chekov forcefemme

get yourself a girl who can't play the coffin of andy and leyley because the romantic tension hits too close to home

I don't have a medical fetish I just suffer from iatrogenic arousal

hey beautiful. wanna kiss and love each other and have fucked up crazy good sex sometime? okay if not.

my view goes crazy

the problem with getting better is that part of being better is living with the regret for your past actions and grief over the consequences and knowing there's just nothing you can do about it. but it's important to keep doing it. it's important to keep getting better

i'm *so* asuka .i'm *so* misato. girl you are *so* mentally ill go to therapy

dressing like your friend's weirdly friendly mom to explode one zoomer's head in particular

I'm getting a good grade in filement dryness which is both possible to have and good to want

trаns people can and should win a nuclear war

Help!! I'm the Artillery Doll's Reload Bitch☆ And She Keeps ♡Fingering♡ Her Ammo Intake Chamber ☆ I can't do my job in these conditions! If Only She Didn't Get So Turned On♡ Every Time She Splattered♡ The Enemy Troops♡ Into A Big Charred Crater♡♡♡

me ordinarily: I need to fuck oomf unprotected me, right now: oh god my foot I think it's broken oh god it hurts

I need hole like I need a replacement bambu labs AMS connector board and I haven't been able to multi-material print for like a week now

me rn if we're being honest

good argument but I've already portrayed myself as the well developed and symmetrical X chromosome and you as the weak and incomplete Y chromosome

I need to reread the early part of Warhound again, paying more attention to how they describe Sartha's outfit. for reasons

deep space 9 is the andor of star trek if you really think about it

I need to install one of those super bright victorian moon lights over my house so I can make the sun set after 6 like it belongs

they got scams on bluesky now

happy veterans day to the brave veterans of the posting wars only

if anyone were to pay for me to commission them, the pictures and videos I'd send in return would be worth every penny