inglourious basterds is such a deeply sexual movie, for me

I was trying to remember the name of the director of The Fifth Element (Luc Besson) with a friend yesterday but I couldn't so I just called him "Le pedophile francaise" which in retrospect was quite redundant

We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, "Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Ms. Langley, it’s too much." And I’ll say, "No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!"

fucked I can't say "goy" anymore because now people will assume, incorrectly, that I'm antisemetic instead of assuming, correctly, that I'm jewish

the most common type of control systems within the human body is negative feedback. in a negative feedback loop, high amounts of the secreted substance inhibit it's own production. another example is when you're so horny you jerk off six times in 24hrs and then your dick hurts

I have to be the hottest girl that just had magnets pulsed 5.5cm rostrally to her precentral gyrus for some reason

"she was trans everything, and what she wasn't trans she was post" - Neil Stephenson, Cryptonimicon

sometimes you'll be having a perfectly lovely conversation with your cousin and then they'll say something like "it's not genocide in gaza because the palestinians aren't a real ethnic group" and you have to go "thats a fucked up thing to say dude let's talk about something else"

coloring :)

the bpd girl's lament

sometimes I think about moving somewhere new but the thing about that is that I'd just be lonely there

it's fucked up that using _______ occupied government is an antisemetic dog whistle because we really do live in a polymarket occupied government

the girl I have a crush on but who will never love me back says it's cute that I want to be a dog curled up sleeping next to her computer chair so at least I've got that going for me

going to the harmacy do y'all need anything?

I think some two day old bruises would fix me

A better world is possible, but a less pleasant Subway than Metro, and a less overnight Metro than Subway, and expectations of them will persist in benign forms, stamped with meaning carried over from past generations, like scar tissue grown over old wounds.

I'm sorry, I've been remise in my duties of reminding you that I'm cute as a button. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me

the existence of day drinking implies the existence of night dehydrating

I saw langley notfcknsoryu vibecoding with claude in the pale moonlight

maybe visiting seattle will make me happy

this video will demonstrate how to stem leaks of sulfur hexafloride with belzona sf6 fix. using a suitable power tool, prepare the surface to a sspc sp11 bare metal standard with a minimum profile of 25 microns. then, use a brush and suitable cleaner/degreaser to clean the surfac

sometimes I think about a girl shoving her knife in my mouth telling me that I better open wide or she'll cut me and get light headed

they should um they should invent a mommy that pats u on ur head and takes care of u

complaining about the uselessness of no kings to my liberal dad and he goes "but I like it" as if the point of no kings isn't to give liberals something to like as a narcissistic form of false political action. you liking it is the point!

vibe check your boyfriend by observing how he treats service staff, animals, and transgender women. DONT think about why transgender women are on the same list as animals and service staff

they really should invent surgery that turns you into a little girl and isn't bad for you

I need an evil girl to gently cup my chin in her hands and look me deep in my eyes and tell me she loves me even though I'm not worthy and then she punches me in the stomach and laughs when I puke

depression cancled. reason: had burger

langley sorrynotsoryu winner of the prestigeous it's past 4pm and I still haven't gotten out of bed award

I need to call a younger woman mommy like my life depends on it

I love how a girl's mouth deforms around the barrel of a gun. It's like she's sucking on your dick except it's from an angle you can better see how beautiful she is with her wrapped around whatever it is you have her wrapped around

the new yorkoid mind can not comprehend a subway system that feels good to use and the dcoid mind can not comprehend a subway that works after 11pm

rip timothy treadwell you would have loved seattle present day

kitakawa english physical release when

my tummy hurts and im sleepy and i am leaving for the airport in two hours so you can imagine the pressure i am under

"your character here" morgue photo send post

sometimes I'll see a bad take and it'll turn out the person follows me and I feel like a parent going "well she didn't learn it from me! "

who up late dreading the paradoxical loneliness of coming home

i've noticed that right wingers are only anti-war when they can blame it on the jews. guys that would usually talk about turning the middle east to glass are against the war because they can blame everything on israel instead of purely domestic actors

crazy how american society is in the process of falling out of a ten story window but everything feels fine because we haven't hit the ground yet. I not sure what things are going to look like after we make contact with the pavement.

kissing a girl was nice I hope I get to do it again someday

sick schuylkill river reference bro

they should invent a new york city that lets you have guns so I can live there

what a country

people talk a lot about the ability of TMEs to ruin your social existence but the only people who ever really harmed my social existence were other TMAs so I dunno about all that

I've never died before so I figure it's unlikely that I ever will

there's a goddamn MUSTACHE in the REICHSTAG!!!

new york baby da big apple da mets im walkin here

starting pioglitazone and telmisartan under medical supervision next week so expect some data coming in about that soon. going to be monitoring waist, hip, and thigh size over time plus daily glucose and blood pressure testing and occasional Na/K testing to monitor side effects

I really need someone to hold my face in their hands, look deeply into my eyes, and tell me they love me. or $10,000. one or the other, I'm not sure