Fucking hell cried in the wine shop

That Leavitt woman’s definitely destined for perma on fire genitalia

Horrible day. Dad is dying slowly and mum is not handling it well (understandably) but the daily calls of “This is it” is making me so stressed I can barely function.

cat

Monday

We’ve taken the decision to shut the cat out of the bedroom at night. This results in: 1) Martins fetid night farts have nowhere to go 2) At least 30 minutes of extreme cat screaming 3) Me thinking a lot about living in a tree

Home

I leave Martin at home for 24 hours and there’s marmalade all over the remote. At least I hope it’s marmalade

Checking for a pulse is today’s jolly jape.

@visionsofjojo.bsky.social happy birthday flower! Have a great day xxx

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “Did you not think about the air draft?”

The only winter Olympic sport I'm interested in

The worst words in the world from mum “Tomorrow we need to clean and trim Alfie’s bum hole”. I’m going awol for that…

Shoved a bit of pork belly with five spice in to roast. Gleeful that all but two pieces of crackling will be mine.

Quince is flowering and is very perfumed

Norwich people. Really sorry to ask but does anyone have any experience of getting home care for the elderly in the area? Any advice most welcome x

An absent #Caturday

I’ve got a tin of g&t in my bag from last night and I’m itching to open it given the insanity of this train journey

BLOODY UK TRAINS!!!!

Amsterdam city council has decided to buy only organic plants for its parks, offices and open spaces, amid rising concerns about the effects of pesticides on residents, insects and bees.

It’s time for the Friday Cat.

I've seen Mr Nipples and I did not enjoy it, but in the spirit of a problem shared is a problem maybe he'll haunt your dreams instead of mine the terrifying crocheted bastard, I think it's only reasonable that you see him too

@sexbombjones.bsky.social I got this and sooo wanted to show you earlier this week

Norah Neilson Gray (1882 – 1931) was a Scottish artist of the Glasgow School. She first exhibited at the Royal Academy while still a student and then showed works regularly at the Paris Salon and with the Royal Academy of Scotland. 🎨 Mother and child, 1920. #WomensArt

Watching the rugby and dad doesn’t remember the game at all 😢

You filthy wet foggy UK I am in you although rn I wish I weren’t

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f... that’s a headline I didn’t expect to see

Watch this, it's astonishing.

Andi Peters spot in Schipol. FML he looks good for his age.

This is so cringe

Working class background! Everyone take a shot!

TFW you arrive late to the really important meeting then immediately have to excuse yourself to go take a shit

What’s the best pasta sauce?

Fucking hell Martin’s got addicted to Bergerac reruns. Better than ket I guess.

Propped up on many pillows like an old lady to try to minimise the night coughs 😳

I love my screen saver vehemently

Political comeback/ Strictly Come Dancing appearance

I was on video on a teams call today at home because my stinking cold has reappeared and six ppl got a close up intimate view of the cats arsehole for like 15 seconds as I tried to pull her off the table. Proud.

I work for a massive global blue chip and I swear to God, most of their plans are written on the back of ciggie packs

The fact that ppl with way more important things to do have to waste their time on shit like this is enough to get my piss to boiling point

I’m just so glam it’s off the scale

I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets. Two. Minutes. #CatsofBluesky

I love chipotle chilli. It’s warming without any burn and really brings a smokiness to dishes in the absence of other smokey flavours

Making a recipe I saw for chicken meatballs with feta and olives. This had better be good as I’m losing the interest battle with cooking.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dX9... bit of beautiful soulful music for anyone who needs it. The album is lovely

That red against fresh snow never gets old. I photographed this male Northern Cardinal after a winter storm here in Arkansas.

Had an itchy boob for two days.

Back That Azz Up by Juvenile is still a hip hop dance floor classic. It shut the WHOLE place down at my 70 year-old uncle's house party for his 65 year-old girlfriend's birthday earlier this month. That was the most fun I've had at a party in a LONG time.

Oh no 😞 www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy