Nic
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Bad cook. Mosquito flytrap. Cat worshipper. Lives in the Netherlands
Fucking hell cried in the wine shop
about 14 hours ago
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That Leavitt womanās definitely destined for perma on fire genitalia
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Horrible day. Dad is dying slowly and mum is not handling it well (understandably) but the daily calls of āThis is itā is making me so stressed I can barely function.
1 day ago
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banana chip
3 days ago
cat
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Monday
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Weāve taken the decision to shut the cat out of the bedroom at night. This results in: 1) Martins fetid night farts have nowhere to go 2) At least 30 minutes of extreme cat screaming 3) Me thinking a lot about living in a tree
3 days ago
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Home
3 days ago
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I leave Martin at home for 24 hours and thereās marmalade all over the remote. At least I hope itās marmalade
3 days ago
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Checking for a pulse is todayās jolly jape.
4 days ago
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@visionsofjojo.bsky.social
happy birthday flower! Have a great day xxx
4 days ago
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. āDid you not think about the air draft?ā
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4 days ago
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
5 days ago
The only winter Olympic sport I'm interested in
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The worst words in the world from mum āTomorrow we need to clean and trim Alfieās bum holeā. Iām going awol for thatā¦
5 days ago
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Shoved a bit of pork belly with five spice in to roast. Gleeful that all but two pieces of crackling will be mine.
5 days ago
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Quince is flowering and is very perfumed
5 days ago
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Norwich people. Really sorry to ask but does anyone have any experience of getting home care for the elderly in the area? Any advice most welcome x
5 days ago
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An absent
#Caturday
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Iāve got a tin of g&t in my bag from last night and Iām itching to open it given the insanity of this train journey
5 days ago
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BLOODY UK TRAINS!!!!
5 days ago
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Dutch News
6 days ago
Amsterdam city council has decided to buy only organic plants for its parks, offices and open spaces, amid rising concerns about the effects of pesticides on residents, insects and bees.
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Greener greenery? Amsterdam decides to ditch pesticides - DutchNews.nl
Amsterdam city council has decided to buy only organic plants for its parks, offices and open spaces, amid rising concerns about the effects of pesticides on residents, insects and bees. The city,ā¦
https://www.dutchnews.nl/2026/02/greener-greenery-amsterdam-decides-to-ditch-pesticides/
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Andy Parmo
6 days ago
Itās time for the Friday Cat.
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Steve
6 days ago
I've seen Mr Nipples and I did not enjoy it, but in the spirit of a problem shared is a problem maybe he'll haunt your dreams instead of mine the terrifying crocheted bastard, I think it's only reasonable that you see him too
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@sexbombjones.bsky.social
I got this and sooo wanted to show you earlier this week
6 days ago
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Robin (she/he-ella/Ʃl)
6 months ago
Norah Neilson Gray (1882 ā 1931) was a Scottish artist of the Glasgow School. She first exhibited at the Royal Academy while still a student and then showed works regularly at the Paris Salon and with the Royal Academy of Scotland. šØ Mother and child, 1920.
#WomensArt
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Watching the rugby and dad doesnāt remember the game at all š¢
6 days ago
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You filthy wet foggy UK I am in you although rn I wish I werenāt
7 days ago
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www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
thatās a headline I didnāt expect to see
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āPenis injectionā claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Wada
Wada is to investigate claims ski jumpers are injecting acid into their penises to game the suit-measuring system
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/05/penis-injection-doping-claims-in-winter-olympics-ski-jumping-investigated-by-wada
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Patrick Radden Keefe
7 days ago
Watch this, it's astonishing.
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Andi Peters spot in Schipol. FML he looks good for his age.
7 days ago
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This is so cringe
7 days ago
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Working class background! Everyone take a shot!
7 days ago
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Disappointed Optimist
7 days ago
TFW you arrive late to the really important meeting then immediately have to excuse yourself to go take a shit
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Whatās the best pasta sauce?
8 days ago
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Fucking hell Martinās got addicted to Bergerac reruns. Better than ket I guess.
8 days ago
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Propped up on many pillows like an old lady to try to minimise the night coughs š³
8 days ago
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I love my screen saver vehemently
9 days ago
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Rob Palk
9 days ago
Political comeback/ Strictly Come Dancing appearance
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I was on video on a teams call today at home because my stinking cold has reappeared and six ppl got a close up intimate view of the cats arsehole for like 15 seconds as I tried to pull her off the table. Proud.
9 days ago
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I work for a massive global blue chip and I swear to God, most of their plans are written on the back of ciggie packs
9 days ago
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The fact that ppl with way more important things to do have to waste their time on shit like this is enough to get my piss to boiling point
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9 days ago
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Iām just so glam itās off the scale
9 days ago
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Lux Winter
11 days ago
I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets. Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
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I love chipotle chilli. Itās warming without any burn and really brings a smokiness to dishes in the absence of other smokey flavours
11 days ago
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Making a recipe I saw for chicken meatballs with feta and olives. This had better be good as Iām losing the interest battle with cooking.
11 days ago
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dX9...
bit of beautiful soulful music for anyone who needs it. The album is lovely
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Yukimi - 'Sad Makeup' (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Yukimi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dX9SCOxmsY
11 days ago
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Steve Creek
13 days ago
That red against fresh snow never gets old. I photographed this male Northern Cardinal after a winter storm here in Arkansas.
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Had an itchy boob for two days.
12 days ago
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Bitch McConnellā¢
13 days ago
Back That Azz Up by Juvenile is still a hip hop dance floor classic. It shut the WHOLE place down at my 70 year-old uncle's house party for his 65 year-old girlfriend's birthday earlier this month. That was the most fun I've had at a party in a LONG time.
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Mags
13 days ago
Oh no š
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
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Catherine OāHara, actor known for Home Alone and Schittās Creek, dies aged 71
The actor, known for roles in Schittās Creek, Home Alone and Best in Show, has died with cause of death unknown
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jan/30/catherine-o-hara-dead-actor-home-alone
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Aaron Rupar
13 days ago
Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
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