Oh man I did so many drugs there.

Made Martin say “I’m sorry for being a massive baby for 30 seconds” and the world is righted. Twat.

good morning

There’s more butter in my bubble and squeak than bubble or squeak

A modern fairytale: Jack the cat went missing from his home in North Holland. He’d got on the last train of the night to Schiphol. Luckily conductor Marcel found him, took him in the cabin then took him home for the night. “I’m responsible for all passengers, including Jack” nos.nl/artikel/2596...

How I’m walking out of 2025

Went for a 5 km walk so this all fine

Martin tickling the cat worryingly close to her bumhole

I AM IN THE CHEESEBAG

Making new leftovers as there aren’t enough 🙄

Omg that was an epic nights sleep

Would murder a head massage rn

Dinner disaster. Fish pie collapsed into itself so we had grainy fish mush instead 😕

Martins cleaning his phone with the cat brush 🫠

Martin wrapped a bic pen and a tube of effervescent vitamin pills and honestly I wanted to cry.

Stuffed to fuck. Cheese warming up

Ok definitely drunk

My dad arrived for Christmas lunch carrying 12 bottles of wine. Then he tripped over the doorstep and smashed them all over the hallway. I emerged from the kitchen to find him face down, spreadeagled on the floor in a pool of red liquid. Proper Christmassing.

Oh god I may have over drunk already

This is amazing. Will be trying as many recipes as I can from here in 2026

Not even a mouse

A perfect day on the lakeshore. #Toronto

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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a... dormouse?

I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

I don’t know what’s more scary… the skull, the skeleton or the giant anal beads! #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

Cold landing with electric heater but festive pillow - no duvet yet though #DuvetKnowItsChristmas @rhodri.biz

We've banished my brother to the office. No curtains? No problem. Gaffer tape and black card has done the job. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

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I just donated to #DuvetKnowItsChristmas gofund.me/7badcfd00

That’s it! Putting on the Spektor album and cracking open the gin.

Guess who’s eating appelbeignet in a car park?

Really want to go to bed but the cat is on lap snoring like a 60 year old

Full with spaghetti and wine. Feel an early night coming on

Talking of chippy teas my mother told me that the local chippy was run by a family from Manila (specifically) and that they were closing to go to Manila (specifically) for a holiday. They are from Taiwan. Mum then got really pissy when I pointed this out to her. Idiot woman.

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Well cold here now

If you live somewhere where wrapping in shops is non standard count yourselves very fucking lucky

I did my first lift selfie today

Kung Pao chicken tonight kids

Christmas (reluctant) portrait with added bike wheel for that romantic touch

Photographer Hannes Kilian, Cat Nero in the Snow, 1953. Printed 1973.

Trying to make the last trip to the office bearable by listening to Girls Aloud. Seems to be working.

They call me Jake Paul's Jaw because I'm fucking shattered.

Me waiting for Santa

Fucking he’ll I’ve just seen a picture of Johnny Mercer’s mullet

In my mind the pink gloves represent women and their allies everywhere….

We've done some boxing by mistake

It feels like we had Christmas with the parents so to go home to have Christmas again seems really nice.