This is Cupcake. She is either living her best life or really going through it. Either way, probably best to give her a moment. 14/10 (TT: bundleofbullies)

Why have they designed British trains to be so fucking uncomfortable? Also see cost of tickets…

This is how bad it is in the USA and I literally just got this from the mouth of an American; The USA was populated by Christians discriminated against by other Christians so that’s why they came. I mean…..

I’m sitting on a balcony with three very drunk Americans

People of Amsterdam. Photographed from the tram window on my way to and from work.

Mature trees with "kissing canopies" not only enrich city streetscapes, they are also crucial for cities in managing summer heatwaves. The cooling effect and shade they provide make the difference between livable and unlivable streets for everybody using them.

FUCK FFS FUCK the cool hotel communal floor iron just did a massive shit on my shirt for tomorrow. Portent calls again.

Sending love and strength to all trans people. You will eternally have my support & allyship, regardless of me or anyone liking you individually or not (true equality, no?) Your rights are my rights are our rights. We're in this together.

Just threw a glass of red wine all over the hotel bed which is a portent for the next two days 😬

Because I’m a total idiot I just bought a single train ticket in England for immediate travel and have now put my kidney up for sale

Schipol airport entering the annual three months of sheer hell. If anyone is coming into Amsterdam the border queues to enter NL were insane today FYI

We invented hell. We took a tech that could connect us & instead made it into a hammer for the human soul.

HYDRATION BREAK

Gutted about Japan

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 miles to the:

My near-neighbour is absolutely correct. 60s and 70s soul is the correct accompaniment to the death throes of a heatwave. Woman with a voice like a straight martini drifting through my window along with a tumble of piano notes.

Anyone?

If anyone has an iPhone 17 and wants a @gailmyerscough.co.uk phone cover for free let me know. Stupidly ordered the wrong version…

Hydration break

Whilst being bossy about putting the rubbish out to Martin my shorts just fell down to my ankles, negating any domestic power I had and will ever have going forward

A friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding at the Great American State Fair bc he knows no one is there.

Just remembered I have to put a bra on tomorrow

Was hunting for stamps in a tut drawer and found a bag. Which contained a set of Martins dental impressions. It’s like living with someone who had servants in a past life 😳

When you think you've heard it all. German courts have ruled that a family who entered Germany on German passports in 2020 had never been German citizens, because a 1908 marriage between a German colonial official and a Togolese woman was not legally valid under colonial law.

Nature is healing. I can smell delicious bbq stuff and also garlic and herbs in the air. Also the heat isn’t trying to kill me. Glorious.

La Tulipe - built in ealy 1970s. r/brutalism

Everyone stop and watch this

We have coolth!!! Temp is dropping at last….

Photographer Sheila Rock. Jordan in the 'SEX' doorway (with man watching) 430 King's Road, London, ca. 1976

An incredible photo of Kinderdijk on Friday night (by Rick Bekker for the AD; rickbekkerphotography.com)

Last night

A too hot #Caturday

Interesting

No please share because I’ve not seen any evidence of this

Is it ok to give a cat the water from a tuna can?

This is cookmaxxing tonight

Idc I fucking love this guy and his PR is off the scale

Masterchef: The Professionals - Doyle cooks a souffle, Bodie goes with broth

“Don’t eat th- Oh well, I hope you didn’t have anything planned for the next ten hours or so. Come by my nest and I’ll lend you my VHS of Fantasia.”

Getting drunk on gin because tonic will save me

This is a deep-sea isopod. Dr. Johanna Weston, a deep-ocean biologist and guest investigator at @whoi.edu, is confident this is Bathyopsurus nybelini, one of her favorite animals. Learn why via the YouTube caption: youtube.com/shorts/DenUj...

My boobs are nothing to shout about but I reckon I could stick a dozen leeks under them rn and they’d stay there

I mean it’s never gonna happen now but I have a yearning for sweet and sour ribs with pineapple

Any drop of air from this morning has gone. It’s now insanely hot and humid. Am hiding again

If you’re in Cambridge please come and buy my pots, they’re quite nice but more importantly I’ve got too many and don’t want to have to pack them all back up again on Sunday and bring them home. 10am-9pm Sat, 10am-6pm Sun, Kiln Cambridge, Ditton Walk off Newmarket Rd.

Perfect alignment

Reposting this in advance

Oh yeah also saw a train of floating dinner tables earlier

“He was the ugliest and skinniest there and Jack didn’t like him, but he was affectionate. That was three weeks ago. Now he’s fat and still affectionate. He’s seven months old. A mongrel (spaniel – beagle – terrier) dog but obedient and gets along well with the cat.” ❤️