My 40-something yr old hairdresser did not know who Joseph Goebbels was. Or what the Weimar Republic was. Crying and not with laughter.

ICYMI a post full of suggestions for food and drink gifts you can send by post (UK)

www.bbc.com/news/article... have always had the hots for this guy. 😢

Only gone and dropped a 750ml bottle of mayo in the kitchen. Did the bottle bounce? Did it fuck.

Autumn’s arrived at our local Albert Heijn

I have to drop the cat off at the cattery as Martin says he’ll cry (again)

That purse! bsky.app/profile/merr...

"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."

Generally I don’t buy lunch when at the office but was starving and bought a sandwich. ELEVEN FUCKING EUROS!! Reverting to semi starvation as from now.

Monday

Watching a Led Zeppelin documentary and it’s made feel so much better. Those guys….ffuuuucckkk….

Foul mood has descended on my head. Hate it and myself as a result.

I love my partner but I want to murder him at least twice a day. I’m calling this a healthy balance.

Marriage is the leading cause of divorce.

Seems like this car's been on this hill forever.

“Where’s your fucking poppy?”

Describe your cats personality with one photo

Shamelessly nicked the pic as I forgot my phone but this is happening at the end of the street for Sint Maarten. Tons of these paper models and some are spectacular.

#caturday Rye, the young man’s cat, she darted in and the shot was too good to ignore. #catskye #orangecat #catsofbluesky

Making heart stopping potato dauphinois but my crème fraiche is a week out of date. It’ll be fine….

#Caturday Model caught mid sneeze

Seems as good a time as any to remember that of the 56 countries that have comprehensive enough immigration systems for MIPEX to rank, the UK ranks 55th in family reunification rights. A terrible, moral stain of a situation. The one country that ranks lower? Denmark.

The Dom bells are playing Don’t Let the Sun Go Down. Cute

Record shop has finally put benches outside for poor boobs like me who can only spend *so* much time watching partners riffle through crate after crate of records

Up, washed AND dressed?

Autumn vine

Clearly a picture of a pan of beans is the content this platform demands. Sorry clever thoughtful posters. Cook more beans.

hey if yall get a message or reply like this, this is fake this is not actual bsky, most likely someone trying to scam or hack accounts they appear currently to only be targeting artist accounts spread the word!!

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

May look like nothing but tastes like a frigging dream

Pahahahaha he’s gonna get so fucking dragged. He’s not intelligent enough to get through a Congressional hearing.

Making the spicy beans leeks thing tonight. Nice smells so far www.theguardian.com/food/2019/ap...

Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠 Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy. 📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S

Don’t want to tempt fate but back pain seems…less? Probably will now shit the bed and wake up with no feeling in legs.

Fishfingers and baked beans cos cba and the smell is pure school dinner hall. Not in a bad way either. V nostalgic

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeau/

I wish SM platforms had never been invented.

I don't think we should depend on the afterlife to punish those currently in power

We’re all now starring in Idiocracy right?

Made this tonight. Was jolly tasty thewoksoflife.com/pork-green-b...

Live footage of centrist pundits being permanently surprised by how cruel fascists actually are.

I truly believe PowerPoint was invented to suck the joy out of people.

Clear sky tonight

Who ya gonna call?

Me liking posts in other people's conversations that concern me not.

Not blowing my own trumpet but if I was my partner I’d be offering to perform any sexual act I ask for AND give unsolicited foot rubs.

Me liking posts in other peoples conversations that concern me not

Lamb curry for dinner. Gonna have to have peas as I totally forgot to make anything vegetable.