Rooftops

Waiting on UK compulsory stock orders to be exercised.

1/ This #TransVisibilityDay let me share with you the story of Madame Julia. Way back in the 90s, I worked in a London gay pub which had a piano bar. On weekends, punters would sing show tunes at the white baby grand. One of the regulars was Madame Julia, a wonderful mature trans woman.

The bag of frozen brown stuff isn’t bolognese as thought last night. It’s curried lamb mince and hurray!

@incorrectenglish.bsky.social hello dear one! So pleased to see you again!!

Jesus you’re all wasted in your jobs. Fucking geniuses every single one of ye’s.

What’s the best snark line to put in a retirement card for someone in your office who’s made your life hell for two years, without saying “you’re a disgusting POS. Have a miserable life”.

Cleaned the floors yesterday so obviously I’ve thrown sticky shit everywhere. Twice. Them’s the rules.

i know we're all very busy with the apocalypse and whatnot but id like to bring to your attention the existence of the humble pink fairy armadillo, an animal that actually exists on this planet we all share

My sister just discovered video messaging and I could probably have her certified now

Now there's a crochet project I can get behind!! Sth for you, @terryleopard.bsky.social?

They really should start a GCSE in cooking. Just cooking. And make it mandatory like maths.

I know this has already been asked but need to revisit. Schoolground scraps where I grew up were called Bundles and everyone would chant it during the scuffles. Is that exclusively a Norwich thing?

A v easy chicken in tarragon taking form. Will add cream and have with new potatoes and some shit beans Martin bought.

A friend of mine used to live in the house in Dollis Hill where Hellraiser was filmed. Freaked the hell out of me when I was told about it.

Just found this again... I'm dying here 🤣🤣🤣!!!

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE FUCKING CLOCK!!!!

Had a pickled radish dish loaded with cumin seeds and whole Juniper berries in it and I just know it was prepared with love

Doauwellen

What a beautiful face to come home to! Photo from my collection, 1957.

So back from cinema where I watched Project Hail Mary. I understand the writer’s a dick but the film is lovely. Take a hankie.

First hot flush since coming off HRT. Forgot what fuckers they can be.

Only gone and bagged some fresh tarragon….🥰

We’re going to a matinee at the cinema and I’m childishly excited

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incredible thread of a man turning into a corn cob on live television

Here is the entire recipe: fry some onion, while that's happening cut some cucumber into batons for a garnish, mix a spoon or two of the good peanut butter ("ingredients: peanuts") with some honey, chilli oil, soy sauce. Put some garlic in with the onion if you like. Add the sauce then the noodles.🍜

Trying to go to sleep but the cats jammed her face between my tits and it’s very off putting

Hey guys, anybody else out there feel that the world was never meant to be on fucking fire for this long, and it's no wonder that no one is really doing okay?

Unwanted memory came back of going to see Suede a few years ago and our friend Grant yelling “Play Common People” during a lull.

Just had an amazing private disco

Archeologists may have discovered the skeletal remains of Charles de Batz de Castelmore, otherwise known as the fourth musketeer d’Artagnan, at a church near Maastricht.

Anyone in the EU has an IPhone 17? HMU have two free phone cases to send out. Dont be picky they’re free arseholes.

Getting v depressed about the level of plastic in my life. It’s almost impossible to even minimise it.

Got a circular from VP HR today that basically read “Let us think of our colleagues caught in conflict…OK MOVING ON TO 2026 SCORECARD”. Words should have failed them.

NEWS! Trump holds peace talks with Iranian restaurant

Dental students from the Academic Centre for Dentistry Amsterdam (ACTA) are visiting elderly people at home by cargo bike to provide preventive dental care. 📸 @at5.nl buff.ly/Qyx0YWc

Coughing without a hand Sneezing without a hand Leg gape on transport Noise from phone on transport Queues but also queue push ins. Blocking pavements. With anything. My mother (although not cunt status just annoying AF).

Also apropos of nothing I almost shit my pants this morning.

Just told my boss to bore off after he launched into an enthusiastic monologue about Chat gpt. Mate I’m too fucking old with too many issues to GAF rn.

5 years to the day. When the world suddenly discovered maritime chokepoints. #evergiven

Just paid costs exceeding the value of the purchase for something ex UK. Last time.

Me

I have the neediest cat in the world

Refugees to get right to work after three months, minister says www.dutchnews.nl?p=265400

There’s literally no bar low enough any more

Astonishing, really, that at this stage of proceedings his asinine crassness can still take your breath away

Ali Miraj telling Muslims to stay in their lane is really something else. Prick.