Hi, Jake Tapper’s comms people. I know none of us are going to get through to Tapper because he has dogshit where his soul used to be many decades ago. My question for the young staffer who runs this account is “Are you going to let Jake Tapper put his dogshit where YOUR soul used to be?”

CENTCOM, 2026:

Be the kind of considerate, conscientious, educated, and well informed American that Iranian officials, for some baffling reason, think you are.

“Social murder” is a term created by Friedrich Engels to describe the premature death of marginalized people due to political, social, or economic oppression. What is happening right now in America is the premeditated, calculated, & planned extermination of children who are trans. This is genocide.

girl with a habit of saying "who needs drugs when we have poetry" before doing a bump off of her worst ex's apartment key

“Listen here, libturd.” ~accidentally crashes global oil production for a generation or more on a whim~

5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open. Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.

Hi, Jake Tapper’s comms people. I know none of us are going to get through to Tapper because he has dogshit where his soul used to be many decades ago. My question for the young staffer who runs this account is “Are you going to let Jake Tapper put his dogshit where YOUR soul used to be?”

can cis people fucking do something about this shit for once

Not having a plan to demine Hormuz is a ‘no winter clothes to invade Russia’ level planning error

unghhh yes treat us like worms

Uvalde Thought runs rampant

Pitch: combinatorial status effects Rather than doing damage, you do 1d6 words. So a sword blow that rolls 4 does bleeding, prone, terrified, crippled arm Armor rewrites words, chosen by you. Your armor is plate so it can turn wounding words to “off balance” and mental words to “distracted”

40% of Democratic Senators just told the electorate they want to lose their next election.

north korea rn:

Any of y’all know if there’s ever been anything written, journalistically or academically, about how even if on the off chance you start clawing your way out of poverty, predatory anglophone landlords will hold you ransom with year term leases with no termination clause?

Are there any other opinions of yours you’d like to be a sniveling coward about?

Hey bud how about I confiscate all your money, documents, id, comms technology, and then push you out of a slow moving car outside of Eureka NV some night and then you can tell us how “trivial” our “bad homeless policy” actually is.

Sex repulsed nun looking at herself naked in the mirror and saying "The Creator's barely disguised fetish"

“It is inherently discriminatory to white tech chuds for you to exist as a woman or minority” Yeah bud we know.

If you see this, post an eye 👁️

Telling my IT lead that I demand Hannah Montana Linux installed on my laptop asap and throwing it in their office like a frisbee.

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

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Since mind is without a self, empty and limitless, Clinging to it as a self is an illusion. Remain in the empty condition devoid of a self. If you abide in it, that is the real state of knowledge. ~ Shense Lhaje

Western proxies: “The people of my country, Iran, yearn for freedom.” Government Officials of the primary aggressors: “Freedom? This is a war on the individual residents of Iran. This is an ethnic cleansing lol. Lmao. Cuck.”

If Gavin becomes the candidate I will literally take significant time out of my day to convince normies to not only abstain from voting but also to abandon the Democratic Party and politically organize elsewhere. Don’t even care where. Greens. Commies. Anything but this shitshow.

I see we’re creating the Cyberpunk Dystopia from William Gibson’s classic novel “Do Not Create This Cyberpunk Dystopia it is Neither Fun nor Cool”.

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And here. We. Go.

They truly want you to believe this shit is inevitable and actually better than human endeavor but the one surefire thing that can stop it is not agreeing to the first two things. That’s all! That also means not willingly feeding it. It’s not difficult to avoid using it!

Kim Jong Un could do the funniest thing rn.

pete hegseth believes that wars are won by guys who can do the most pullups and quote the most bible verses. but the arcane knowledge of all warring empires from Rome to Mongolia, the imperial catechism wielded by conquerors from Alexander to Napoleon, is that wars are won by spreadsheets.

hits from the jong

lmfaoooooooooooo

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the nazis believed this about wwi

Laughing like I just intentionally huffed an entire can of Joker Gas out of a paper bag.

e-girl and her podcaster boyfriend

sometimes fear and desire kiss each other on the mouth btw

This you, dawg.

retvrn etc etc etc

I went into one church and thought “This place is ugly, my God lives outside”

If I had a dollar for every person who asks how defense attorneys sleep at night, I’d be able to pay my student loans. If I had a dollar for every person who asks how prosecutors sleep at night, I could maybe buy a pack of gum. Broken society.

I must be content with a hint.

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Lithuanian folklore alert! On 16 March I'm speaking on the theme of 'Laumės as mirrors of women’s work, enforcers of taboos and deity-substitutes in Baltic folklore' at an online conference 'Living with Elves and Fairies' hosted by the University of Iceland and Goethe-University Frankfurt am Main