Mayoral Announcement: shut the fuck up with your damn fireworks.

If street sharks taught me anything, its asphalt is edible.

What does a glam metal cat have for a hair style? A PURRRRRM.

My cat says you're gay.

He does this every Friday.

Coleslaw is stored in the bowls

The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Movie got this "too elaborate to be a Happy Meal" McDonald's toy set in 1995. Each figure came with an animal zord vehicle and sold for $1.59 with any purchase.

The ole razzle dazzle

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Destiny 2 is ending. I was a big destiny 1 fan, and even have the Taken King Ps4. It's sad to see what Destiny became after beyond light, and the vaulting of content. That vaulted content will be forever lost to the player base. That's content the first destiny 2 players paid for. Before f2p came.

Fn accurate.

You wanna go, bruh? Let's go, bruhhh. I'll suck your dick clean off, bruh. Just gobble down all those meaty, salty man parts, bruh.

There's not enough lesbians stealing my sperm like the conservatives made me believe.

I know many Stargate fans didn't like Jonas Quinn, but I was one of the few that did. There's no replacing Daniel Jackson, but I liked Jonas because he was a truly genuine person. Kind, friendly, and honest. I appreciate kind people and characters.

rubbing cocks with a dutch girl call that frotterdam

What I'd do to frot with a big dick twink right now.

just adopted a puppy

*runs into your home* *Immediately torches your entire bowl* *Begins to run away* *Chokes on massive hit* *Face-plants into floor*

Damn, I didn't know Maia Poet was such a creeper.

The most unbelievable thing about Stargate SG1 is that the Russians would -ever- cooperate with a dual Stargate program.

I wanna say something filthy to you. Soot. ;)

JUST LOOK AT THIS PERFECT ANGEL CH KITTY BABY. I LOVE HIM SO MU-UH-UH-UCH

*runs into your home* *Immediately torches your entire bowl* *Begins to run away* *Chokes on massive hit* *Face-plants into floor*

Watching my mild CH kitty zoomie is never not hilarious. Like two drunks in a horse costume.

What do you mean I can't just go over to the neighbors family party and eat all their coleslaw?

The next James Bond:

Omnimech blueprint of the Hellbringer by Steve Venters from 1991

I wish Guerilla Games would bring back Killzone, instead of doing their upcoming co-op horizon game.

What did I wait on watching this Gundam series?

おはようございます 今朝の１枚 #オオバヤシ と #羽鳥さん の裏表。たぶん羽鳥さんがオオバヤシの脚の間に突っ込んでいったんだと思われ。 羽鳥さん苦しくないのか？！と思いきやそうでもなさそう？ #カエル #アマガエル #ニホンアマガエル #frog

Amazon Milk Frogs seem always to be happy 🐸

new mayoral press release from the office of mayor coleslaw:

*slaps own ass* This baby can fit so much poop in it!

He does this every Friday.

Goodnight all, may you dream of your favorite sex people and get dream-laid.

As a chronically ill person, I hate it here.

James the frog

Mayoral Announcement: the township's annual parade is cancelled because parades are dumb.

My cat says you're gay.

What does a glam metal cat have for a hair style? A PURRRRRM.

Nope. Not doing any more work today. My stomach has hurt all day and I can't focus.

Very occasional reminder that I hate bicycles. I really do.

I had cookies for breakfast because I'm a big boy with big boy problems.

If you think about it, conservatism has always been the prelude to fascism. So, yes, most conservatives(maybe all) are fucking fascists, or fascism sympathizers. We need to stop tolerating intolerance.