Candy corn and cashews, you're welcome

I'd watch that.

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“The HELL I’m letting any of you mouth-breathers drive! It says ‘Gumby’s Jeep’ right here on the side, losers. Now, buckle up and shut up. I’M the captain now!”

What I’m hoping someone wears to the rapture. Rhiannaptured or why bother.

"Dance Dance Circumcision" always got me some polite chuckles at Intactivist convention banquets, just a little tip

Love a good puzzle-solving sequence. This would make a nice alternative to that confused math lady meme.

Oh I saw a weiner dog standing in a puddle yesterday.

“I’m sorry for my brother vomiting, King Trump, but your odor is eye watering.”

Waiting to be called by the radio station’s “$1000 Question of the Day.”

Gumby’s off to the “Trick Bar,” to find a “date.”

ENRAGED LISTENERS! NBC HAS TAKEN ME OFF THE AIR AND REPLACED ME WITH JIMMY KIMMEL. CALLING THE FOREST OF TRUTHS LAZY, AND TASTELESS WITHOUT MEASURE. I URGE YOU BOYCOTT DISNEY JUST OUT OF GENERAL PRINCIPAL AND REMEMBER NONE OF THIS IS REAL. IT'S JUST MAKING YOU DUMBER FOR PROCESSING IT.

While we're on the topic, Worf hamboning at the end of this clip is still one of the funniest things ever.

Took a couple of them 8 hour Tylenols to own MAGA

Have you seen UFO Kidnapped? You should see UFO Kidnapped. youtu.be/b48845lIXkk?...

When someone likes without following

Just googlin' Kevin as one does howtheylooknow.livejournal.com/309674.html

Shhhh everybody shut up Autism has an announcement

That awkward moment when you realize the hot male stripper is one of your students.

For immediate release. Thank you @jimmykimmel.com and everyone who spammed this account in all caps for 5 days with your threats to deny your children joy.

ABC management today.

The windows at the @cultfilmclub.com are getting pretty steamy as @shezcrafti.com shows @shawnrobare.com and I the erotic drama A Night in Heaven from 1983 starring Ms Scarlett and the guy from Blue Lagoon. Download to your earballs NOW cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...

New #PromoSky. Name’s Donald. Canadian. He/Him. Proud Fan of: Power Rangers Tokusatsu Nickelodeon/WB/Disney/Cartoon Network MLP Wrestling Superheroes Comics UFL Star Wars Film/Television Transformers Gundam/Mecha Anime Endless Awesome Fandoms Looking for a new friend/mutual that’s into fun? Yo.

It’s the last day of summer, so how about one more super HOT episode of the @cultfilmclub.com! This month we’re taking it all off as co-host @shezcrafti.com takes @paxholley.com & I on a tour of John “The Karate Kid” Avildsen’s A Night in Heaven from 1983! cultfilmclub.com/cult-film-cl...

@ycdtosm.bsky.social I think they're playing your song.

Oh yeah? Rapture this! *points to my butt

In case anyone who has problems scoring with the opposite sex are seeing this; the formula goes as follows: treat them the way you would like to be treated and George Clooney says he only scored with 1 out of 10 women he tried, so be respectful and get out there!

Forty Niners gonna win the Superbowl

Me cutting out the middle man and using a stupid child for my avatar

Good morning

Episode 508 "John's Detachable Penis" #teaser Back in 1993 America got a big laugh about a bad dude getting his junk hacked off and tossed out a car window. So naturally, we have jokes about it. In your feeds tomorrow morning #bobbitt #tastelessjokes youtube.com/shorts/29vHh...

OKAY RASHAAAAAAAN 😍😍😍

Watching Arsenal v. Man City muttering "Arse-anal and Manchest or Titty" and giggling periodically.

when you’re nice to me online this is how it feels

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Beano #1667, Jun 29, 1974

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