My mom took Tylenol and said, "release the Epstein files." Goodnight.

Admit it, you work on your jokes all day. I don't and it shows.

my mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on being a real headache for the men I dated and now I pick which restaurants,movies and concerts I go see. 😏

Here's the list of Stalag Sinclair broadcast entities in case you want to be that person.. List of stations owned or operated by Sinclair Broadcast Group - Wikipedia share.google/J3t5hlqjnXg3...

Fuck Tylenol, microdose THC gummies during the workday like an adult

Sinclair is still triggered and refusing to air Jimmy Kimmel. Their feelings seem rather fornicated.

Maybe Disney are the ones who should be apologizing.

Steve Silberman is so pissed about this Tylenol bullshit that he's screaming from the afterlife he didn't even believe in. Increased rates of autism are due to testing, a broadened definition, and greater awareness. It's not vaccines. It's not Tylenol. It's like his work never happened.

Jimmy Kimmel is coming back, but you know who won't be? Too soon?

The last several hundred days have been quite embarrassing.

How naive of Disney to assume all is forgiven.

now is the autumnal equinox of our discontent

ABC management today.

BREAKING: Disney says Jimmy Kimmel will return tomorrow night. Too late, your brands are trash 🗑️

A right-winger told me, “You were funnier before you went woke.” I said, “I thought you were funnier before I realized you were serious.” #Resist

Mickey Mouse can stay fucked off.

Your daily that the president is a rapist and a pedophile.

🤘🤘👊 youtu.be/6_CwwZTkWTs?...

Jimmy Kimmel is back and Charlie Kirk is still dead.

Me too. Disney will need to think long and hard about what they did over the last week. I'm not sure what it will take to get ne back as a customer, but bringing back Kimmel is not it.

Now y’all don’t run off and resubscribe to Disney+ like fools. This is far from over.

Cool story, Disney. Still not resubscribing.

Jimmy Kimmel is back tomorrow. That's great, but I'm still not paying for any bundle of Disney anything, because Disney fucked up and bent the knee.

I'm a serious #StarWars nerd all the way back to 1977, and it's not gonna work. #FuckDisney

Every joke is a tiny revolution. ~ George Orwell

Give me liberty or give me pyrotechnics and and a pop up Nazi merchandise store.

On this date: September 22, 1982. R.E.M. played at First Avenue. As alluded to by Martin Keller below, the band had also played there April 26th the same year. A couple of pieces from City Pages below. @chrissteller.bsky.social

Anxiously awaiting the arrival of an expansion battery for my power station. This is 61.

If the rapture doesn't happen, perhaps evangelicals can just leave voluntarily.

🎶🎶I'm proud to be a useful idiot and desecrate the flag!!🎶🎶

At least Lee Greenwood got a one day reprieve from playing ribfests and car dealerships yesterday.🙄🙄

They are telling you you "can't tax capital gains" while they fly private jets from their yacht in the South of France to their third home in Aspen. Stop buying it. They live off their capital gains the same way we live off our income. The difference is, we pay our fair share.

That wasn't a memorial service, it was a Klan rally.

☕️🎶 youtu.be/eYrWCnvt7ws?...

🎶Looks like a case of the blind leaving the deaf to me..🎶 youtu.be/qgTItzCDSQ4?...

I like this one, too, from Nat Cole who was a big influence on Bill Evans m.youtube.com/watch?v=hph8...

I never subscribed to Disney. So there. Give me a fucking cookie.

How many raptures does this make, anyway? I'm starting to think God is a shyster.

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

Seems apropos..☕️☕️🎶🎶🍂 youtu.be/r-Z8KuwI7Gc?...

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Good morning, here's to another day of bad jokes and seeking validation from strangers.☕️✌️

"I give the glory to God for missing all those kicks and getting my ass roasted on social media." -Harrison Butker

Can hardly wait for the rapture tomorrow to see religious fanatics screamimg in agony as they're getting pulled by the hair up to their deluxe apartment in the sky.

I have an idea. On Tuesday why don't we leave some clothes strategically laid out with shoes and red ball caps in random public places 🤘

Stephen Miller is a ghoul.

Netflix and release the Epstein files.