Time to go do shit. Here's a song. music.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh-p...

Why get married? You already know you're a terrible driver and your taste in music sucks.

Today, I shall strive to display the utmost in emotional maturity.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Dude.. music.youtube.com/watch?v=epX8...

The real problem with that cop was that he was ever allowed to be a cop.

Rumor has it that this one is about pulling the goalie. music.youtube.com/watch?v=-jT3...

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

🎶🎶 music.youtube.com/watch?v=OWUY...

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

The cop playing victim with the football players is the very encapsulation of what's so fucked up in this world.

"Honey I'm gonna pick up some overtime this weekend and be a racist on national television!!"

I love that every generation has the same Tom Jones experience. "Oh this guy is corny as hell" to "Okay this guy is corny as hell but it's fun to laugh at him" to "Okay this guy has bangers" to "Okay this guy is a generational talent and a complete fucking genius."

64 if you relax

Pigs gotta pig.

Occam sock'em robots.

This has been brewing for a while. Ever since MTG didn't get a cushy position in his cabinet. That on top of him not giving her a blanket pardon after J6 was her final straw I think. Hell hath no fury like a Qanon woman scorned? I sure hope so.

Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.

There's a joke somewhere about Bill Clinton and a cigar.

MTG Bingo card MTG I'm old enough to remember MTG blah blah blah..

Morning.

NEW: California now has nearly 17,000 megawatts of battery storage – reaching one-third of the way to our 2045 goal. We're deploying more battery storage than any state in America, building a stronger grid, cutting pollution, and securing a safer future for our nation.

🎸🎸🔥 music.youtube.com/watch?v=temT...

Him: where are all the coffee filters? Me:

RFK Jr. is just the guy from the stinky urine-soaked apartment down the hall from you, with the big stacks of expired phonebooks and piles of shredded wire insulation, but… like… if he came from money.

Sooooo niiiiiice.. music.youtube.com/watch?v=tQxt...

The original.🔥🔥 music.youtube.com/watch?v=159l...

Excellent. I love staying awake when I listen to music.

John Fetterman walked into a bar. He saw a black person and started chasing them with a gun.

I wonder if Fetterman and MTG are having a "Freaky Friday" scenario. Up is down, down is up..

Son’s workplace gives away a turkey to the employees, however, they give it out on Wed, frozen, so no one can can cook it. I am quite sure this is a man’s arrangement. A woman would know not to do this

Thanks for the good vibes! Good to see everyone! Politics is like alcohol. One is too many and a thousand is never enough.

Who's up for a higher divorce rate?

At least I wasn't around to hear "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" this week. God is good.

Megyn Kelly defends blackface and pedophilia.

RIP Todd Snider. You left us one for the ages.. music.youtube.com/watch?v=4vDy...

Oh no, it's the Amazon Christmas commercial where the old ladies buy sleds and fracture their pelvises.🙄

Pat McAfee is everything that's wrong with bro culture. And everything is wrong with bro culture.

Alright, I've taken enough bandwidth for one day. See y'all soon!✌️👊☕️ music.youtube.com/watch?v=MLzj...

Don’t you mean, Megan R. Kelly? 😂

I'll take the long version over the single edit every day. music.youtube.com/watch?v=o0s5...

In a related story, Megyn Kelly is a colossal piece of shit.

More smoke in the public ass. Stimulus payment November 2025, IRS direct deposit relief payment & tariff dividend fact check | FOX 5 DC share.google/0lnYJWj5jDJG...

Trans Siberian Orchestra. Songs for people who don't like music.

Hard to believe this song didn't make it to an album until much later.. music.youtube.com/watch?v=dADF...