Ah, yes, thank you, Medium, for this exceptional insight into the cartel violence taking place in Mexico. Let's take a moment to praise [current president's name] for their fine leadership. medium.com/@realcarbon/...

A Capybara drinking a mai tai on a Van Gogh background

Me, checking design plans again: This looks a lot like a catapult. Guy with bag of gold: Can you build it or not? Me: It's possible, yeah, though it'll take a whi- Outside, a mob of men in chainmail: Can he do it or not? Guy: I'M ASKING, LARRY, FUCK. Me: ... Guy: It's a rush job. Anyways, nap.

Me (through a ventriloquist's dummy): Remember, we've built long, heartfelt friendships that will last a lifetime, just like those treasured memories that we've made along the way. The rest of the funeral: ... Party clown (with juggling pins): Fuck, why did I let him open. Anyways, nap.

As way to unwind, I'm watching a classic: MST3K's "Manos" the Hands of Fate. It never fails to bring me a lot of comfort, even in a rough time. And these, well, some rough times. Special shout-out to @frankconniff.bsky.social for finding this treasure and sharing it with the world.

HE IS OKAY AND LIVING IN A FARM UPSTATE AND I WILL NOT BE HEARING ANY DIFFERENT.

Re-Watching House of Wax (2005)! Roadside attractions used to be the places to stop on long road trips, they were unique, bizarre, and run by some strange individuals. Of course, some were not worth the money, had safety concerns, & some were downright terrifying...which would be a draw today!

*jolts awake at 3am* WHAT IF BLUESKY RELEASED GROUP DMS BUT NO ONE'S ADDED ME

It's that time again: the Sunday [inverse] Skircle has reappeared! @railroadofsin.bsky.social @trdark23.bsky.social @ebridget.bsky.social @mizer.bsky.social @rukira91.bsky.social @butisitart.bsky.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social @klaybourne.bsky.social

Also a year ago one doot shut and another opened and in the best way. #1 with a skull in my heart always.

"Could." That word is full of weasels and lies. When it becomes, "Shall," it's got value. Until then, it's a placating term used by an apologist. Get bent.

Today . Things will be better. 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

It's time for another poorly-designed profile icon! In keeping with this month's theme of the undead, it's time to get spooky, y'all.

Thinking about Them! again. A perfect marriage of Atomic Horror meets the fear of the Specter of Communism. The allegory works well as it is subtle (more subtle than Invasion of the Body Snatchers) and is based on a fun creature feature script. Classic Americana, even if I am an Ant in disguise.

I predict The State of the Union will sound like an angry drunk who just got dropped by their other half on Valentine's Day. It's going to be epically bitter and messy.

This was an unexpected delight. Thank you, @trdark23.bsky.social .

Capybara playing saxophone on the moon in exchange for tips

Shaggy: Y'know, there's never a monster or whatever, it's always an old man trying to scare people away for money or to keep their power. It's a sickness and my optimism is a poison to my soul. Scooby: Wow, so "talking dog" is nothing, jackass? Fuck you, hippy. Shaggy: [softly weeps] Anyways, nap.

If the NBA wanted to get serious about reviving the all-star weekend they need to have a Baseketball tournament instead of the actual all-star game.

If a member of your family in the US military gets killed in Iran soon, you can console yourself by knowing that they died to distract from their Commander-in-Chief's pedophilia.

I’m sick of politics and work posting. Henceforth this account will be 100% about my gut microbiome.

We should never have summoned the groundhog’s shadow. It continues to grow and has consumed the east wing. Save yourselves.

If you try and buzz your cats butt by holding them on your shoulder while looking in a mirror, it doesn't work. Trust me bro.

Started watching 'The Black Phone' again, because tomorrow I'll do my ceremonial re-watching of its sequel. I'm so very, very pleased with the little details, and how well it was made. Shout-out to @crobertcargill.bsky.social and crew for their wonderful work.

If someone had told me ten years ago that in 2026, there could be evidence of the president raping and threatening to kill children, and he would *still* be allowed to stay in office, I would have politely asked them to put down the meth pipe.

My next book? 😆

Behold! The sparkly ones. @leela-after-dark.bsky.social @wikibara.bsky.social @zenevasmuroa.bsky.social @leela-3d-prints.bsky.social @painunbound.bsky.social @matthew-ds9.bsky.social @scalawagjack.bsky.social @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social

training for my own little version of the biathlon (finishing a basket of chicken wings then taking a shot)

There should be two of every Olympic sport: one where you throw someone and one where you don’t.

monday night d&d pc: i like the clam chariots me: you're not allowed to just *say* that

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

pov: you read any of my posts

Biathlon but with badminton

Biathlon but with chess-boxing.

kebab is actually short for kerobert

When we say all-you-can-eat bread sticks, we mean it. You will have to eat your way out from under a mountain of bread sticks. They will never stop.

✨ yes ✨

“She’s not from here.”

i don’t need a man to save me, just drop the enrichment in my enclosure and scram

I'm not saying that Olympic wrestling could be improved with a steel cage or chair matches, I'm just not-not-saying that, either. Anyway, adding either of those elements would spice up with the Winter Olympic events.

I don’t think there should be a separate doubles luge event. It should be a single event that awards bonus points for each extra guy

they should invent gogurt for sit-down meals. call it staygurt

It's time for another inverse Skircle! Because these are neat. And I like them. And stuff. @railroadofsin.bsky.social @trdark23.bsky.social @cockremover.bsky.social @azedand2knots.bsky.social @sundidshine.bsky.social @loubooshay.bsky.social @maxthyme.bsky.social @melissa0numbers.bsky.social

oh god how do we save @ceej.online

Love is the greatest gamble of all. Place your bets at River Side Casino.

In keeping with the monthly theme of the undead, here's another profile icon created in the same poor design method as all of my others before it. Arise, my creation!

Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.

Happy Birthday, Joe Estevez! Almost fitting that it's on Friday the 13th. Let the Festevez-tivities begin!