monday night starfinder me: does anyone else find the word "tripod" to be inherently sexual?

opening a PDF, seeing a pop up asking "would you like an AI summary of this document?" and spitting on my monitor screen

inventing a salt that is wet

rereading all my old posts about arson and laughing quietly to myself

LOVE THE EMPEROR 'ATE THE 'ERITICS DON'T LIKE IT THERE'S THE DOOR SIMPLE AS

my algorithm undergoing the ripperoni effect as it serves me more and more lesbian material

goetic satanist with dozens of egg tempera icons of various demons up on the walls

sticking my junk into the rock tumbler to abrade myself a smooth and polished appearance

walking home with dinner from the chinese butcher and stpped around a lady with a fashion mullet and bartender tattoos in the plaza and caught here doing the "notice, up and down eyefuck" and i'm like, what. fourth in three weeks? what's up? must be the "dying parent" glow i got going on.

crude oil implies the existence of party dude oil

i refuse to know the context to this. i refuse. you cannot make me know. i will not learn this.

really want a burger

manic! on the timeline

true detective season 1 i've always thought: i'm rust, my father is marty

i'm gonna run offline now

i got the pecs that meet against the breastbone, not meeting in the breastbone like proper tits

TITS

in a conve4rsation you're too high to extrach yourself from? just tell the cun to listen to "melted bodies". you both win!

hey @priscillapage.bsky.social i heard the elder skarsgard was also suffering from cognitive decline. is that true as far as u know?

i like when the alt text is a censorship bar in itself

i need to reply girl more often to get into ppl's circles

of course you can

i'm on ep 5 now and the ass comes on screen and i still feel like praying

sophie can't tell me not to take more pills if she's taking a nap ha ha ha

i had this convo with my best friend from high school and shiiiiiiit what do you do when you're like "you can't tell the 'goblins' are anti-semetic?"

@cait.bsky.social i miss our chats can i have a bespoke adnois i love the little dude i tried to fuck my ear up in honour of him (no i didn't i just fell down and whacked my head)

SWAN BOY IS DOING COMMS GET SOME OF THAT SHIT i thought about it but i was like "i'd have to ask brandon to do me as a swan boy character!" but he doean't know me so i'd have to pay him for both a comm and however much it's cost to be my mutual for three months

see what i have to deal with on a day tyo day basis

honest question has anyone given a blow job after getting dental anesthesia, soph's just come back from the denist

i miss your tits

i have been awake for 46 hours because i'm not a coward. also 12 hours ago i went trough duty free

@omgfox.bsky.social omg fox at some point we're gonna have to visit one another, which is going to be the easiest - you coming to AU or me tripping to JP?

god i love this modern age where u can just reach into your drawer and five minutes later you're chewing your teeth out

i'd feel weird about putting on a cd called "sex toys for seven year olds" on and then the song "i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant" played and i felt less weird about the album name

one of the best mix CDs i've ever owned was a bunch of nirvana bootlegs and anal cunt songs titl3ed "sex toys for seven year olds"

scrolling through fifteen minutes of replies to figure out how much of a cunt i'm being

oh god my brother wants us to do a final family christmas 'cause my mother is dying. time to take some more pills

I AM GOING TO TAKE SOME MORE PILLS

this was a fantastic film at sydney's SXSW, and it was also @tamora.bsky.social's film of the fest. GO AND SEE IT

watching that fantastic scene at the end of episode 4 and going "fuck them up! fuck them up! i'm also not cheering for the nazis!" and soph going "i don't know why you're clarifying that?"

the last three hours have been telling @sophieag.bsky.social about how i'm like rust cohl and her shaking her head but not in thwe good way

yelling at @sophieag.bsky.social like HEY CHECK OUT THIS GUY IS LIKE ME BUT I'M NOT THIS MUCH OF A SHITHEAD BUT IT'S ALSO LIKE ME ON SCREEN

i'll be honest. when the true detective credits roll and there's that amazing ass perched upon studded heels, i understand the long decline of the mississippi or the hidden evils of louisiana or whatever you'rte trying to tell me show me more of that ass that ass and her heels please i beg you

logging into all the vtubers that @sophieag.bsky.social watches and typing STOP TALKING TO MY GIRL FRIEND

telling @sophieag.bsky.social how i identify with rust cohl and she's just sitting there nodding as i describe crimes against huamnity i think id'd be good at

i love true detective because it showsa both their philosophies are terrible

i'll be honest. when the true detective credits roll and there's that amazing ass perched upon studded heels, i understand the long decline of the mississippi or the hidden evils of louisiana or whatever you'rte trying to tell me show me more of that ass that ass and her heels please i beg you

it's the best tel;evision on earth

THE BAYOUS AND THE SPANISH MOSS AND THE NICK CAVE OMGGGGGGG