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People keep telling me that my door is broken, looks normal to me.

Going to start doing the Salvador dali method of holding ball bearings so that right when you drift off you drop them, wake back up and then tweet whatever you were thinking about

Introducing Cursor Camp, a website to hang out with other cursors. Out now :) > neal.fun/cursor-camp/

Lap: Seating by the fly of your pants.

supply shock! at the disco

she just like me for real

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Solidworks: It’s called Hole Wizard

It took me 30 years to get that Moon Child song out of my head, and now it’s back, day and night. Thanks! 😅😅

labour party but where is the lesiure party

i might be a little young but honey i ain't naive here i am and you're a

behind-the-scenes 😉

*Sean Connery voice

in india, you have to buy clarified butter from a street vendor, because the ghee is stored in the stalls

My mom: you didn’t know what your brother’s job is? Do you talk to him? My brother talking to me:

Thank you for your contribution to the ecosystem, assfart

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel" ACHILLES: fuck you

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

No, Jerry!

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

Turns out that extra megabyte in picture uploads was a doozy

yeah, we know your riffs are mid

alias 6='vi' alias 1994='vim'

dear future generations, it was already like this when we found it . I swear

'Too many requests' um. actually github too is a normal number of requests. and i only made won

Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].

Chunky (/ˈtʃʌŋki/) adj. of or relating to an unc who is chopped.

Hot new rapper named Yung Rømer.

I scraped, analyzed, installed, and ran all 84 thousand Firefox extensions jack.cab/blog/every-f...

some of y'all:

nostrils are the exhaust pipes of the face

🎵 hideo kojima radio star 🎵

Petition to start calling it Gasoleum

war is peace freedom is slavery shrimps is bugs

unc cost fallacy

I too am a certified lunar fanatic. Or "lunatic" for short.

Canadian drill sergeant be like “Here, you are all equally worthless. Ici, vous êtes tous également inutiles. »

all my 64-bit exes live in 64-bit texas

There's a staaaaarmaaaan waiting in the sky He'd like to send an email but both of his outlooks are fried

Me, when I see my friend Nges:

rocking a waterproof hat, call that cerebral Gore-Tex

In space no one can hear you Teams.

This site's pretty handy if you want to see who's currently in space, how long they've been up there, and why. whoisinspace.com I find it much quicker than checking wikipedia each time.

congratulations jerry

Emit omissions. Omit emissions.

some fellas out there have already had their last burger of March and they don't even realize it yet