Banda Bassotti
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Collecting and dispensing random numbers. Profile picture is not me.
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I make a mean chilli. Statistical mean in this case.
3 months ago
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Alice Valiant
about 3 hours ago
the enemy's anti-induction engine has never worked before. we must be fearful
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kopper
about 6 hours ago
3 billion coffee beans run java
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Stuart Palmer
about 9 hours ago
"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole".
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Witnessing honours behind human compression.
about 7 hours ago
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
1 day ago
i’m buying vegetables you never heard of to make salads you can’t even begin to imagine
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KT, with four M's and a silent Q
2 months ago
The Church of Croesus Jiced of Saturday Laints
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ponder
2 days ago
farmers will tessellate chickens like this and call it "free range"
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swez cornell
2 days ago
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I wanted to borrow one of those paddles from the auction house to play ping-pong, but someone told me it's "forbidden".
3 days ago
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em
4 days ago
I was actually a burnt out moron kid and became a gifted adult
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parker higgins
4 days ago
even if nobody else believes in me, i know this section of the emoji keyboard believes in me
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Thorn
4 days ago
what level of package tracking are you on,,, my dude
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words
5 days ago
I'm singularity and ready to mingularity
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qntm
6 days ago
Using "decimate" to mean "kill 50%" as a universally agreeable compromise
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Jorkin B Peanitson
6 days ago
the opposite of "fromsoft" is "to hard". which interesting because that's what their games are
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qntm
7 days ago
Want to feel old? [YEAR NUMBER] was [CURRENT YEAR MINUS YEAR NUMBER] years ago
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At the store. When the food is oxidised, the price is reduced.
7 days ago
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Bailey Townsend 🦀
8 days ago
As a kid I thought both quicksand and ipv6 would have a much bigger impact on my life than it has
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Weighing myself before and after a shower to quantify how dirty I was.
8 days ago
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Same-day surgery, call it an impatient procedure.
9 days ago
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teq
10 days ago
writing code can make you a good programmer . deleting code is what makes you a great programmer
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apenwarr
9 days ago
Topologically, mittens and socks are the same thing
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brennan
10 days ago
concealed carry calzone
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Bob Wilson
11 days ago
I just heard another ringing endorsement for tinnitus
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Notorious RBMK
12 days ago
my name’s mc escher and im hear to say i like interlocking lizards in a major way
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Beccas can't be choosers
11 days ago
staring at the term "iambic pentameter" until all i can see is "i am bic pen"
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Steve
12 days ago
Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries
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Grosdoriane
13 days ago
You all should've seen how close I was to rubbing my eye a minute after chopping up some habaneros. We're talking about the kind of near-miss that's gonna get the air traffic controller in my brain put on administrative leave.
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mindflakes
13 days ago
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
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Paul Frazee
13 days ago
this took a long time because I only have 1 friend so I kept blocking it on the roadmap as "unproven"
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GNU C Mane
14 days ago
The bacteria in kimchi will take over your gut, then steer you around in ways that cause you to seek out and eat more kimchi
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Thorne 🌸
14 days ago
My dog is very lazy and yet has never been jumped over by a quick brown fox Really makes u think
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74ミ [angelspit]
15 days ago
minimalism was created by big small to sell more less
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Alexandria ⛯
16 days ago
meteorology if you will
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apenwarr
16 days ago
Me at the steak eating contest
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weeder
16 days ago
You know you really been through it when the paramedics wrap you in foil like a baked potato
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Jake
17 days ago
Saw this at an estate sale and just had to have it
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7-zip. One for every day of the week.
17 days ago
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significantly othered
over 2 years ago
if i had a time machine of course I'd use it for the important stuff like killing Huey Long before he becomes president and Gandhi before he can start the war but I'd also use it for something really funny like hiding Jimmy Hoffa's body so his death looks way more suspicious
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Vishnu Reddy
21 days ago
coffee: the bean juice
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Scan
21 days ago
ICANNT
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Catbus
21 days ago
that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
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Captain Disillusion
22 days ago
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marlo
22 days ago
i would love to see the pope transsubstantiate a hamburger
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Grace
25 days ago
Fermat’s last tantrum
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Too fig to bail.
25 days ago
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Facts Machine.
25 days ago
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨
29 days ago
This brought me joy.
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budum
3 months ago
Three young men reenact the allegory
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noé
29 days ago
oh no the girls are z-fighting
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