Low-effort Blender sculpting tips

A quick little setup for shooting some promos (not sponsor promos!)

Compromises are for lesser souls. Die, werewolf-zombie.

When I try to make up super normal character names:

How I do low-effort UI window/panel GFX in Blender sometimes

The open matte VHS frame was the only way to see more of that foreground milkshake menu which contained a secret code which, once the sequel came out, you could mail in to receive a REAL HOVERBOARD!

Burn it all down

Damn kids with their newfangled 3.5-inch floppys in a proper 5¼-inch floppy bin.

Just left the great American state fair where I watched Michael Knowles debate a ten year old girl about the Salem witch trials in front of DOZENS of people

If someone thinks your attempts to improve with each new project are a huge flaw, and they don't like how you go about making what you make, and they don't feel the effort even PAYS OFF, and they're convinced you're only in it to stroke your own ego... that's how you know they're a REAL fan.

The Game was published 21 years ago, so the offspring of all those pickup artists have just now gained access to America’s bars.

Physical media. I’m just sayin.

I’m not prone to hyperbole, but perpetrators of this should receive the death penalty.

The Resolve Fusion viewport struts up to me and flicks a cigarette butt at my shoes. “You come to MY house, press ⌘F and expect me to go full-screen f’you? Wha’chu think this is, the Edit page??” The node graph cackles with a choir of demonic voices

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

When it starts showing up all over my mentions

sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was “that fucked up AI stuff”

DISCLOSURE DAY It’s not your dad’s idea of aliens & UFOs. It’s your grandpa’s.

Spam calls that redial immediately after getting voicemail are instantly forwarded to a special recording of me doing the Liam Neeson Taken monologue perfectly.

Hold a lav with just the pinkies of both hands half an inch away from your teeth. Clamp an SM7b onto your sheer blouse with a grip clip. Swallow a wireless clip-on mic whole and talk REAL LOUD at your gut. It’s YouTube, baby, where you’re never wrong about anything

Congrats on 15 years, Ami! It's remarkable how neither of us has visually aged a day in all these years. NEITHER OF US

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Greetings, Corridor fans! Congratulations on solving the mystery of my whereabouts. Now it’s /your/ turn to hide and I look for you! 1000, 999, 998…

If you have a patreon, did they reach out to you about the quips thing and are you gonna do it?

sigh, I miss home

Realizing I don’t really know anyone here in an add-to-group-chat way.

Anxiety ain't just a Taiwanese filmmaker, NBA player's daughter, and the seventh note in solfège

I’ve been doing my part the whole time.

You dropped this, kings

When that bas relief comes to life in the all-possum version of Devil’s Advocate

I’m putting on a huge party for all the creepy little humanoid robots. Come to the abandoned warehouse, ignore the barrels and the wires, show me your twitchy dance moves!

They won’t do it. Unless you’re super successful and insist on it, then they will absolutely do it, but otherwise they will not do it no matter what and that’s that.

The RAW POWER of a wide lens

Me getting out of bed

among the biggest problems with television today, the lack of economic or logistical pressure to actually make shows is among the greatest. (1/14)

It's one of those days when every app/device I touch refuses to work smoothly. Like some weird supernatural type situation. That's a solid runaway success horror idea by me a youtuber, come on hollywood

Occam’s razor dictates that it’s an enormous hand.

Arco is…………. fine. I mean I have maybe just like, 20-50 script notes. But generally it’s………. fine.

me: changes the light fixtures in my house to energy efficient LED lightbulbs Jeff Bezos:

You either quit as Kim or keep drawing long enough to see yourself become a Yusuf

Wherever you land on this spectrum, you are valid and I support you

Yo I straight-up used that exact kind of phone booth back where/when it was an actual thing, is that weird?

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

Been trying so hard to get left behind by AI

Feelin a bit flat