I'm gonna need @possumeveryhour.io to upgrade to Possum Every Minute, pls. Stress is just too high.

Remember when it was a big controversy that google image search results had a button to link you directly to the image? lol

Only 262 VFX/mograph shots to do on the video. Cool cool cool. That’s totally fine. I’ll almost certainly still be alive to finish it.

I don't wanna see another thumbnail with that Nvidia money-going-around AI bubble chart. It's PLAYED OUT, man

Scripted alt: “Let’s make the year of hell… the year of hell NO.”

Dang, it's not often you see elaborate stop-motion in these things.

Rule of three……. can be an effective comedic device

same

With powerful new AI matting tools, we don’t need greenscreens or manual rotoscoping anymore. Except for all the times when we do still need both of those things.

It's Rebecca from Chums!

I sent the intern to inspect the IMAX projection quality of the BTTF 40th anniversary release and he wasted time taking pics, pulling his “whatever, I’ve driven that DeLorean” face.

Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels: • YouTube Studio • Settings • Channel • Advanced settings • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality" • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Hang on, still working on my light quips about the lab monkey massacre.

TIL: the director of the pilot episode of a series... gets royalties off all subsequent episodes of the series 🤯

[Pam they're-the-same-picture meme]

I remember being completely aware that SNES had objectively better graphics/sound, but choosing a Sega Genesis, simply because it looked much cooler as an object. I was a grumpy little Oscar Wilde.

I've reported the issue, but as of Blender 4.5.1 it has not been fixed :/

Imagine living with the debilitating condition of not being able to enjoy Heat (1995).

Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):

Hey @sitcompeople.bsky.social I was cleaning my attic and found tapes of this short-lived '90s sitcom I forgot I was in called Fallacy Falls. Don't look it up, just feature me.

Lav. Just say it normal. "Lav." It's not an exotic space alien whose name is "l-AAH-v" despite being spelled "Lav." It's just lav. Lavalier. Lav. Like "sat nav." Lav.

Me? I'm just an ordinary 9-year-old. My superpower? The uncanny ability to predict which static element in a cartoon is going to animate!

🎶 Midnight City by M83 but the riff is a howly dog bark

More like [unrelated thing that’s on MY mind]

My startup focuses on empowering users to upload their old movie discs onto the cloud and keep it here on the cloud. By leveraging AI

This is why I leave a strongly worded comment on every YT video that rips off my original invention of talking directly to camera. You gotta stay on top of this stuff.

🎵Ain’t no sunshiiine when she’s a bot

Govt accounts as you hit block

I watched a Dani Connor video, so now my YT feed is just small women holding enormous telephoto lenses. BUT IT WAS ABOUT THE SQUIRRELS FOR ME, ALGORITHM. YOU SHOULD'VE LATCHED ONTO THE SQUIRRELS

Looks normal to me I guess. Idk why someone would bother faking something so relatively mundane 🤷‍♂️

Why is everyone introducing themself? You’re RUINING my years-long experiment of exclusively following people I don’t know ANYTHING about and don’t CARE to!

The inimitable vibe of ‘90s mid-budget kids shows shot on 16mm.

Im not sure who the dude talking is, but he does a pretty great breakdown of a classic video from @captaindisillusion.bsky.social

Hey, mutual. See you at our usual meeting place. Inexplicably, the Discover tab.

Sudden... sharp... pain... in my IDGAF gland

And after, it’s easy street …😞

This is the exact energy I was channeling with Dr. Squirfuth P. DeTilda

A gritty drama in which it’s established that I always diligently add alt text to my pics, but one night I’m quite ill and a bit depressed, and post a cute pet pic without alt text, and some random Bluesky lady sees it, hunts me down and burns me alive.

We will need Nuremberg-like trials

she needs to be draped on a piano singing some cole porter standards

Meanwhile in #Portland

You do NOT want this. It's just me repeating every phrase in the 15 mins worth of script like, 27 times in a row until the words sound close to legible human speech. Raw audio of my VO recordings is considered a form of torture in some jurisdictions.

Gotta edit this down to about 15 mins of voiceover 😑

Gotta dial in the right Trans Mode

people on here apparently need to learn a lesson most of us learn in elementary school, which is that it’s fucking rude to correct people on zero stakes things and doing so leads rightfully to social ostracism

That’s... insane.

The part where the Titanic's stern goes way way up.

One of a bunch of CG props I'm working on for the next video. I won't explain what it is. You'll have to watch. If, for whatever reason, I am unable to complete the video, you will simply never find out. So I think it's in all our best interest that I'm allowed to remain in the solar system.