And two-factor authentication.

Marty! You’ve gotta come back with me!

All YouTube videos are either too short or too long.

The sneakiest key change of any Disney Afternoon theme songs (0:39)

his smoke is horrible to inhale, and inhale it you must, and not only that, but you must live in it for the time

Hotlie Notabot Prettyfacesson and 12 others followed you

Disable all cookie disabling settings and deny lack of acceptance of all personal marketing cookies. YES NOT NO

If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

age verification: Live TV coverage of 9/11 distracted me from thinking about finding a job.

Young viewers ask: how is it that I don't hold a MIC but still sound SO GOOD. I'll now reveal the SECRET: I actually DO have a mic, but I HIDE it (either on my person or just off screen, depending on the situation). Now you KNOW the COOL SECRET. But DON'T do it! DON'T COPY me, it's MY thing.

A CD video script should not be 24 pages, but here we are.

That whole intro was a dang work of art.

Doogie Houser, Mark 1?

This one really sucker-punched me in the heart 🥲

Strictly Necessary Wookies I release this into the Public Domain under CC0

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

Whoa, insane omnisave by Zlarxx. Go Entities! 💫🕴️

How is my diary in there?

The «сырок» situation has escalated.

If you're doing a long text post, please include an ALT image where it's a cartoon of you with a dialogue bubble saying all the stuff, in hand-lettered comic book font.

It's a reveal of the even-more-impossible trick I do at the end of that episode about the impossible trick!

Relax everyone, those AI-looking synthetic non-consensual re-renderings of some of the biggest creators' videos by YouTube are not GEN-AI. They are MACHINE SCHOOL BOY LITTLE BABY LEARN AND GROW INNOCENT BABY LEARNING.

“Sorry. Not on here, pal. On here it’s serious.” - My mutuals on every platform outside of Bluesky

AITA: Me and Morla, the giant turtle from the Neverending story are doing a foot race. She’s gaining. I look down and see that she’s actually resting atop a fleet of racing snails. I yell, “that’s cheating!” She goes, “we don’t even give a f*** whether or not we give a f***.” I quit the race. AITA?

If Joel Haver and Ian Hubert made a movie together, it would take a normal amount of time.

Would you gently caress his earlobes if it meant preserving the spacetime continuum? BE HONEST

Judging by the updated TOS emails from YouTube and HBO, they're gearing up to disallow VPNs?

MFW anything new

‘Orangutan Card Trick Debunk’ evidence table props

I think this AI pic woman with a rising sun icon still on the profile and exactly 2 generic posts might be THE ONE.

“It’s mayhem for your mind!” We absolutely need ads for specific issues of comic books again…

For a small fee, I will advise you on whether or not you should narrate your own audiobook.

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Emulating muppet movement in Blender. Just 4 bones dragged around in realtime with the mouse.

"When someone asks you about me, and they WILL..."

There's a great tutorial in the @captaindisillusion.bsky.social Patreon teaching you how to model the Trimaxion drone ship in Blender. It was a good introduction to subdivision modelling. I think mine came out pretty well!

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

I keep the intern on Soviet food rations I found in an abandoned bunker. Huge savings.

How much higher, you ask? Don't worry your pretty li'l head about it.

This was gonna be my outfit before I finally settled on the yellow jacket. (Of course I planned to add a Zardoz diaper+bandoliers over top to make it a bit more macho.)

Sometimes it feels like Final Draft only vaguely guesses what keys are being pressed. I make all sorts of weird typos on it that don't happen on other apps.

Bring back bulldog-like leading men who always seem like they're one disrespectful kid interaction away from a massive coronary event.

I've been TRYIN'

Recap of each previous episode on streaming shows: why

THE RESULTS ARE IN ✅ Said something wholesomely smart to SmarterEveryDay...

sick!

Who am I? Who am I?? I AM Tom Scott!!! (Well, an understudy)

Tsk, I don't need no Tom Scott explainin' to me WHY. I get WHY people do it 🙄