News used to be better

I could just TELL *I* was uninformed on whatever crazy funny thing is happening as I posted 😑🫠

Come on, everybody, the 25th Amendment is only for when he does something REALLY serious.

Ohhhhhh, I get it. The spaceship Hail Mary… was full of Grace. And the German lady is like, god, sending her only..yeah ok got it got it.

No, you check YOUR internet connection, Bsky

It’s like talking over some sort of ultra-fast Zoom.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Find out what the hell I was cooking with this on, uh, go.nebula.tv/captaindisil...

There’s even mention of the preposterous British style of slating.

When YT throws in those random vids with 12 views

The Easter Bunny, Porto-style 🇵🇹

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

once I told my mom I like posting little jokes because scrolling can be a huge bummer and she was like “Oh. is that what that is?” fucking vaporized.

A space captain steering his ship into a nebula? Typical 🙄

What?? variety.com/2026/tv/news...

You’re a down-on-your-luck private eye, accidentally on the trail of an international criminal conspiracy. Your only clue is this image scribbled on a napkin.

Fun prank: be a good person and smile a lot

I've been using Blender for 20 years, and it's SO much more user friendly than it used to be. You kids have no idea. I remember when the "auto" button was a picture of a car, 9 1650821, 12359373383726284,3 37462829393, 297739113830214947393938484930, 48338437338, 4758393

Reshoots are expected and normal.

Ooh, is there any way to port this into my walkman?

The Hill Valley High School Alumni Association is sad to announce the passing of principal Mr. Strickland...James Tolkan, who memorably played Strickland in BACK TO THE FUTURE & its sequel, dies at 94. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Boy, they must be paying HUGE residuals to artists and producing more episodes of original shows than EVER

I have never smiled in a picture (by Last One Laughing UK rules)

IT HAS BEGUN

When I’m so giant that a leviathan is the size of a cat to me:

Que sora sora

I heard GenZ do their taxes well in advance of the deadline instead of frantically the day of, as is normal for those of us in The Greatest generation, and I can't stop thinking about it.

VS video essays about it

A rogue AI agent’s actions led to my insta search looking like that, babe.

I have a colorspace joke but I worry you’ll interpret it the wrong way.

Perhaps because I struggle with one project is exactly why I will somehow be great at doing 5 projects at once this year.

[me, experiencing any amount of joy] well, this has been entirely undeserved

From now on, I’m only gonna pronounce it the Matt Berry way: Burger… KING.

My vow to not go to the bathroom until I finish and release my next video has been going mostly ok.

I am responsible for creating this culture and now I must suffer the consequences 😑

Stop beaming into my room, it causes glitches!

I love the era of Goofy cartoons where every other incidental character is also just Goofy. It's like.. don't worry about it. Keep drawing him.

YouTube, show me the opposite of everything you're showing me on this whole page. Execute command!

Tonight try to change your clock as I fly away from it at the speed of light.

I've got this very easy-to-understand and not-demoralizing-to-look-at system. Just gotta turn all the non-green things green.

But then I'd have to hear my terrible writing!

It's ok, only 180 VFX shots to go

Just a misunderstanding. I thought I was meeting Stephen Hawking.

Folks, do NOT do this near an uncovered bucket of mercury while drunk. That's all I'll say.

Aw yeah, stock photo sites, sell me some sweet free public domain images for money. Only $60? For a NASA photo?? I insist you take $200!

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

There were no funk-emitting tombs FORTY THOUSAND YEARS ago, Vincent Price.

When a real life thing looks like an exquisitely choreographed Broadway adaptation of itself

AI is like they invented a way to sometimes turn gravity down to 20% and everyone went "yay, we can just moon-bounce everywhere!" And now they're all "oh no, my gummy bones!"