survived my 7th or 8th layoff at my company since 2023. there's been one at least every six months. i'm starting to question if the people running this thing are just incompetent, or also malicious... but hey, maybe THIS will be the round that makes the shareholders all cream their pants!

Does this look like a "Q" to you?

Like the vast majority of spiders (certain Australian psychopaths excepted) the Brown Recluse does not seek confrontation and will only bite if threatened or trapped. To use words Kyle Rittenhouse will understand, Brown Recluses have a Castle Doctrine and abide by strict Stand Your Ground laws.

when you don't share Amberspire this is who you're hurting

*taps phone* how are you doing in there?

No, I don’t want to share my location. No, I don’t want to download your app. No, I don’t want to make an account. I just want to look at your menu to see how much your stupid fucking burger costs.

STOP SHOPPING - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

this is really good advice. also, these are some really good stickers disclaimer: i was not compensated for this skeet, i just think they're neat disclaimer disclaimer: not that i'd turn down some compensation. i will absolutely sell out for a very, very affordable price

baby geese!! 😭🤸🏻‍♂️

Megatron, hunter of minnows, destroyer of food pellets, absolute drama queen, is 144 grams today. 42 days until she is released back to her native waters in the Chesapeake Bay.

"We ask that you pray for us to find the strength to heal, the energy to move forward, and the engagement for this post to reach at least five million views." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wer...

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

you might even say that they're working to "Iran" out a deal

when you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

Nancy 4/24/26

your lips have parasympathetic fibers spread throughout them, so touching them activates the parasympathetic nervous system. in that, kissing can help calm your nerves by releasing oxytocin and endorphins. what im saying is people need to kiss more. for their health.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Fuck it we’ll do it dead

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

it sure does: @joeldongsteen.northsky.social

This is my favorite type of Onion headline

Air to Ground Message: IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING THERE WOULD BE NO MATH INVOLVED WITH THIS FLIGHT Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #a4c98a70899 F: #ffbcedcde38 #acars #vdlm2

Gripping Tales of True Crime

yeah, that tracks. so about 30% of my 391 "followers" are "real"

@realfollowers.bsky.social is this thing on?

WEAK ON CRIME

Ok, which one of you added "Open 24 hours"?

Anyway happy Autism Awareness Month ✌️ this month is a battle every year but we will definitely win because we literally never shut up. It's in the DSM.

"Project Liberal" is run by Jason Pye, whose CV includes 7 years at Freedomworks, and Tyler Harris, who worked for the Libertarian National Committee for a half-decade. if you fall for this shit you're the biggest sucker ever born

@washingtonpost.com do better, edit the headline. CDC career staff & scientists did NOT delay data. The Trump administration delayed release. From your friendly, illegally fired CDC staff and our allies.

I’m obsessed with the death garfield

people love to comment on this with shit like Wow Okay I can’t believe they didn’t bring Filthy Mike’s Butthole Crisper

Oh... Oh no!

That’s Smee in the corner

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/

I love the vibes in this so much! The game looks so beautifully unsettling

It’s not even satire….👏👏👏

Automatic registration to be killed but no automatic registration to vote for the people who have the power to get you killed. 🤔

andrew tate on a library ladder:

*furiously taking notes* okay we think we got the basics, we can have it ready for open beta in...14 hours or so