It always disappoints me in Cards Against Humanity when a lyrical black card comes up, I throw down something to fit the meter perfectly and the winning card is something depraved that fills the entire card.

Oldest wants to keep rewatching the cemetary scene from Garth Merenghi's Darkplace ep 1 and I'm savouring this, not only because it's just beautifully ridiculous but I've finally got him hooked on an actual real TV show. TWO, even, because he's also gotten into The IT Crowd.

Explain your username: The MtG card, Solitary Camel. That's it. Expanded, I've always loved camels and even had the opportunity to ride one in Oman a few years ago, though she was a bit of a cunt, but she was a camel so I got it, I knew what I was getting into. Camels are awesome, btw.

'Vasya, you're getting so fat!' 'No dude, he goes out every day and does cat things and roams with his cat gang, he is not a fat boy.' 'DAD HE IS SO FAT.' Vasya is just very fluffy. His fluff to body mass ratio is like 2:1. He hasn't been mauled by raccoons yet because his fluff protects him.

Sure you've heard of Moss, but do you know about Thornton Reed, played by Dean Learner, played by Richard Ayoade? #darkplace

-does a search for 'Locked in the Trunk of a Car'- -Spotify spits up the Umbrella Academy soundtrack for some reason- 'Hrm. This doesn't have what I'm looking for on it but this is actually a pretty good soundtrack.' So now I'm going to watch Umbrella Academy for the first time ever.

My oldest, stickler for directions. 'Dad, why aren't you putting the powder and stuff in the bowl first?' 'Because this is how I make ramen. I drain it, then put all the powder and stuff in the pot with the drained noodles and--' 'But that's not what the directions say.' '...so?' Oh child.

Oh boy now I know why Saltatio Mortis had to get Alestorm onboard for Gardyloo, their version has zero grit alone <3

Anyone who is scared of big cities has never been to big cities. source: city rat currently living in the burbs, only because I'm priced out of the depths of a big city.

Spotify breathlessly tells me there's new music from Taylor Swift and I'm like, you know what I listen to, why would you tell me this.

Boy I forgot how useful tmux is

Hmm, I have something being shipped from the US and it's gonna have to go through Canada Post. Guess I ain't seeing it til next year or something.

'Yeah this mouse is ambidextrous!' So I bought it and... The side buttons are left-side only and there are none on the right side, which is, you know, where lefties hit buttons with our thumbs. Eh, the dpi is better than stock mice but that's pretty much it. Logitech G203, no bueno for us lefties.

I had to go pawn some stuff today. Didn't get as much as I'd have liked, but I wasn't expecting to, and it was enough. And happily I said 'I've also got this Pentax DSLR' and he instantly said nah, which was nice because I didn't really want to hock my camera. 'Nobody wants Pentax round here.' Yay!

Damn. BC is having an LC strike right now so the independents are having to source stuff from other places. Like... Quebec, where the last time I drank Wildcat was 20 years ago and hoo boy guess who found a six of Wildcat on the west coast.

Honored Battle Brother Hatsune Miku

Apone snarling 'Come here. Come -here-' at Hudson after he beaks off is still one of my favourite scene cuts in cinema. #aliens

Ok hear me out. The Karate Kid but it's sumo wrestling.

I still love how some white people hate brown people but also go tan so they can get more brown

PSA, I need more 45s.

I blame my insane current replacement mouse irritation on it being a cheapie little Logitech wireless.

Why do I drink at home? Because I want to be at sea. Why do I drink in foreign ports? Because I want to be home. Guess I have some shit to reconcile.

Torchlight 3: 'Yeah, sacrifice your items to the Enchanter's Altar in your fort, no big deal.' Also Torchlight 3: 'Yeah you don't get the Enchanter's Altar until you hit level 46.' Argh

I don't normally buy new clothes but when I do it's always merch. My @mcchris.bsky.social hoodie, I am going to rock the fuck out of it.

My delusional life right now. youtu.be/IEs4s7pRhTc?...

Supposed to be new mouse shopping Listening to communist music and talking to my brother instead Sigh. So I guess I did decide on music

Oldest: 'Listen to Aphex Twin Ambient Works, you can do that so easy!' Yeah I guess, I could hold down a pad and layer vocals over it, but dude I am not Aphex Twin, I am compelled to double the bpm and add super intricate drumwork :P

ATTENTION BAJORAN CITI-(American, I meant American)-zens Your new national anthem. Sorry, I don't make the rules. youtu.be/lAJB6HsYiNA?...

I honestly really need to get an official #adhd diagnosis because I'm actually seriously crippled right now choosing between listening to a podcast, listening to music, buckling down and figuring out Reason, playing video games, and reading and I am doing none of these things.

Oh my poor old Sensei mouse finally bit the dust. It's so hard to find a good leftie/ambi gaming mouse. :/

Here ya go 😄

Yup! youtube.com/shorts/t8hcu...

Why does Plex tell me 'more ways to watch' a movie that involve money when it's already sitting there on my Plex server ready for me to hit play?

The roads around the elementary school in my neighbourhood are the stage for a fucktarded ballet of SUVs and rich person cars trying to drop their kids off at school but they all forget how to drive. Today someone parked sideways in the middle of the street, which was an interesting maneuver.

👀 ⛳️ 🏌️‍♂️ 🏆 #RyderCup

Thomas-era #Gloryhammer is better than new Gloryhammer.

My cat is trying to eat my delicious meaty sub and I feel like Cartman going 'No kitty that's my pot pie!'

Forever mood #slayers youtu.be/enHMRKU95O4?...

Really want to use Reason. Reason doesn't work in Linux. I'm a Linux dude. Don't make me go back to Windows.

$80 for an RG353P or $100 for a CubeXX?

My brother found this in Ontario, not confident I will be able to source it in BC :D

Not only is #Rematch on sale rn but it's also free to play on Steam for a few days so I can decide whether I'm ready for multiplayer online sports games or not yet :P

This is the song I was actually looking for when LA Style said hello. youtu.be/dZnanvrPj2I?...

Oh my gods I forgot LA Style were a thing. youtu.be/iLTaRLubdzc?...

So, at the behest of the oldest, rigging a computer for the big TV in the basement so he can play Street Fighter 6 on it. It's a good thing I have so much old stuff hanging around.

There's something deeply satisfying about beating up on hyperactive goblins in #torchlight3

It amuses me in some small way that for the Transit app I have my 'Home' location set to a Chinese restaurant.

Is Torchlight III still a bit buggy? I guess OK sure, I got stuck moving upwards and couldn't clear it and lost an upgraded gun reward when I had to quit to try and fix it, oh well. But man I love my Forge character rolling around in a minecart.

Right -slaps table- Torchlight II time