Time for the annual playing of Christmas at the Organ. The first of many this year, I feel. #alestorm youtu.be/IqGBvmDgkSM?...

Benjamin Franklin gritty isn't real it's not going to hurt you Benjamin Franklin Gritty

'Make beats, not resolutions' is honestly one of the better advertising slogans I've ever seen.

Me: 'I'm OK.' Also me:

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I just saw an Arab wish a bus driver Merry Christmas, boy this war on Christmas is getting confusing

Maybe not the best choice of business name.

There's a good interview with Fiona Maclaine from the PlayStation ad from 2019. CC: @trevorbmbagency.bsky.social. www.gamesradar.com/playstation-...

Yeah, 1.5L of Colt 45 will knock me right out, thank fuck. It's been an ass couple of days. Bonus points, I'm duty tomorrow so I'm not getting home til Saturday morning anyway. Once I crash into bed I've got a bellyful of strong beer, my cat, and a good book. Conan! What is best in life?

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.

#rimworld Colonists get into social fight. One of them has the injury, 'Left fourth toe - Bruise (human head)'. I'm trying to picture how this was inflicted.

Pavlov: Got any pets? Schrôdinger: Kinda

Just hear them sleigh bells singing And wang dang dingling too C'mon it's something something And a doo-doody-doodley-doo RS

Ugh how can I resist a Kickstarter for a new quality #DDR mat. Fine, I'm in.

Whiskey coffee is so much worse than rum coffee, facts.

Our cat: 'I want to go outside so bad!' -despite it being shitty and rainy and cold- 'OK fine.' After deigning several opportunities from letting the dogs out, he finally comes in. 'Oh thank fuck' Curled up on my bed licking himself pathetically. He will doubtless sleep on my chest tonight.

True IT techs mix their coffee and liquor drinks with a #1 or #2 Phillips screwdriver while glaring balefully at whatever.

If you'd asked me fifteen years ago if I ever thought I'd own four #Automation EPs I'd have laughed and said like bitch I only know three Automation songs. Yet here I am. #hardcore #htid #oldschool #oldskool

So, incidentally, I got my Sound Burger back. I bought it because a) I'm tight on space, and b) I can bring it sailing. So, I'm deploying next year. Is this thing and a crate of records coming with me? You bet. There will be vinyl nights in the cave.

Me, last week: 'Argh I've lost my vaccine log again, guess I'm going to have to ask base hospital to print me a new one.' Me, flipping through records just now: 'Oh here it is.'

I swear I'm the only person in the RCN that regularly wears the old issued winter coat. I'm never getting a replacement, or else they'll give me the new shitty coat. It's still legal kit. I run across people who have been in as long as I have and they're all 'Wow, I haven't seen that in -years-!'

#klf youtu.be/1A-TsQgwk3I?...

Everyone's all freaking out how Canada got into the EU defense contracting umbrella and the UK is being charged so much, like, bitch, have you seen how the UK is lately? You did Brexit and now you're doing all this holy shit stuff? You want a bye because you're the UK? Your time has passed.

Oldest: 'Dad, I want to keep this monitor.' 'Why? That's my monitor. Yours is better.' 'I want two screens like you have.' 'But then I'd have to get another monitor.' 'Sounds fine to me.' 'What are you going to do with two screens?' 'I dunno.' Yeesh.

So I have shiny new guts for my kid's computer (nothing fancy, B550 chipset and a Ryzen 5500 but it's twice the computer he has now) and he's very wary of me transplanting it because he's afraid of losing his current stuff. As a fellow AuDHD I totally get it and we're taking the transition slow.

Blade Runner on the 1984 Oberheim :)

Well it's 5C out so I guess it's finally time to close the window.

Oh my gods I think I'm kicking my activity decision paralysis in the nuts.

I may have just bought the most Canadian pack of smokes ever. They're just called 'Darts'. Not even kidding.

TIL #AlLeong wrote an autobiography and now I must find it.

WHEN DID #LEGO GET SO EXPENSIVE

Pretty amazing when Purolator can be slower than Canada Post.

Today I have discovered specific pickling vinegar is a thing, so I guess I'm making eggs this weekend.

GET 'EM BOYS #starwars #shakespeare

Alright, Slots & Daggers is a pretty fun little five minute game.

From 'Come to Brazil', and the lyric before this is 'It's time to shit my pants' and I'm only a little ashamed I know this off the top of my head.

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It was only a matter of time. #gwar #ice thehardtimes.net/music/severa...

I hate it when I'm trying to needle-in-a-haystack find a link on my WAN and I finally find it and I'm 'Damn I'd better bookmark this for next time' and it turns out I actually -had- done that last time I had to look for this link and I'd forgotten.

Isn't it great that an Adderall addict with the IQ of a Q-tip and a drunk former Fox News TV Co-host are endangering the lives of US troops. 🙄 #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

#rimworld We have a male and female goose, who gave us eggs, and then the eggs got hauled to the kitchen to be used in tasty meals but oops the eggs hatched in the kitchen and now I have four goslings just running around the kitchen and I guess those punks are going to get slaugtered.

It's honestly kind of weird to think that a mere ten years before I was born we were just getting the maple leaf on our flag.

Sometimes we take for granted our kids know everything about their parents by dint of, you know, growing up with us as their parents. My oldest had no idea I dig #reggae so hard. He's off in his own little world of high-speed EDM with apparently no kick or bottom end, wtf is up with that :P

Why is having a girlfriend gay when you're a penis-possessing person, Andrew Tate? How can you get less gay than being a man dating a woman? What the actual fuck is going on up in that abnormally-shaped skull of yours?

Once again.

So I'm bopping around looking for historical shit on Chops EMC Israelites and I find THIS FUCKING MASTERPIECE with no trace of Desmond Dekker. I can't even. I love this. youtu.be/Ad0OFdrLXPk?...