no notes except hit em with one of these to let them know you really mean it 🤌 gabagool

i’m on the verge of a social media cleanse i can feel it

boom roasted

this exists it is called thinking

the storal of the morey

maybe there was no shooter and his neck just did that

i love having a “mental disorder” where the disorder is understanding things better than normal people

we are the sons and daughters of the Jimmy’s you failed to Kimmel

and you might say to yourseld “Milford, why so cruel” you Fucking Idiots get up to fascism when left to your own group-attending, friend-having devices and people like me hole up in a room and invent modern electricity as we know when left to ours you’re annoying as fuck and i don’t even know

if there’s one thing i love in this world it’s talkin shit

seems fair and balanced

just told a guy that he looks like his IQ couldn’t catch a fever 😮‍💨 you ever say some shit and then after be like damn that was hard as fuck how did i even come up with that lol

me being my own investigative journalist since our media is fake now

morning weekend enthusiasts

i luv stimming but rubbing the soles of my feet on carpet

if i end up dying in a concentration camp without shooting any ICE agents i’m gonna spend my afterlife being like “remember when you ignored that post”

anyway i need yall to help me buy a gun for self defense

yes my love, i’ve just entered my vehicle

oh, is that right? u wanna use it to get me fired bc we hurt ur widdle baby feewings online? *laughs in unemployment*

anyway if being against fascism makes me a terrorist then prepare to be as afraid as you do when you take the subway

hmm! well, it’s illegal to ask those kinds of questions so you don’t have to worry about it

very funny stuff elon

this kind of blatant ignorance is why i decided i would just invent my own therapy that didn’t include paying some charlatan to run me in circles and delay my progress subscribe to my substack to find out more

nah big bro i’m fighting literal nazis rn it’s crazy

my fault

me to nazis all day on other social media apps

Try going outside and yelling "COME GET SOME"

ladies and gentlemen, we got him

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

oh no now i have to throw away all of my ANTIFA gear

i fuckin hate this place you fortify your mental health just to slow bleed it with new facts about stuff that is happening that u cant not know about but learning about is a certain level of horrifying, even tho you have lowkey been horrified so long you’ve become somewhat numb to it

idk i feel refreshed from my treatment but like refreshed for what

guys, i don’t like living in the reality where the vice president podcasts

okay

feels like i gave my brain a car wash

morning, Wednesday enthusiasts

maybe if i follow zuck he’ll personally make sure my posts get through the algorithm shredder in tact oh jeez

some of your biggest leftist favs on Instagram and Threads literally follow Mark Zuckerberg and see no issue it’s the barren living room to single guy of what the fuck are you doing that for, do you want a cookie?

Grape-flavored Ketamine: The San Francisco Treat

half of an autistic person’s life is just going “but that’s not what you said”

as a final slap in the face, the UPS driver just left the box i was told i would definitely have to sign for, negating all the waiting i did today lol this world is a nightmare for an autist who takes things literally and has an unbendable assumption other people will do what they say bec i do that

let me hit u with this idea: to hell with the work week, we revolt

it’s not about the ketamine, like yes i want it but taking it now and 4 hours from now whats the difference really, its hanging out at the fucking house all day waiting on a package to sign like if you had just been honest up front i could have used part of my day for something, jack ass

the UPS driver just updated the delivery time to 5 hours later folks, i really want to stress this, when this sack of shit shows up at my front door this is going to be the role of a lifetime for me i’m playing “guy who is not bothered and just signing for a package, regular style”