namaste, dawg

like just tell me i wont judge

hey have u guys seen all those posts i almost posted

cool website

listen guys. we’re gonna need to do several hits

Geese is playing in the grocery store right now so idk, hope they enjoyed their 3 seconds of indie darlinghood

need a lil self-affirmation rn

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

especially since i know yall can’t read

more like Awwwtism bc of how adorable we are

quick q

the voice of a generation

sometimes an artist is not good at what they do and you’re like “thank god, because it would violate the laws of my known universe if they were”

shots fired

crazy how they made this app worse instead of all the improvements frequent users heavily suggested like u cant even use this app to crop images in-app anymore what kinda bullshit is that

type shit

first date idea

Anyway, here is a photo from MLK Jr's speech and he didn't have to pay anyone to show up.

daydreaming about jumping Alex Karp on stage at some stupid event and snapping his neck like a twig underfoot

jail

"still punk" i whisper to myself, as this basic donut gives me heartburn

doctors are cops

no Cecil B. Demented?? criminal!

accidentally consumed too much news

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

had a dream last night i landed a double kickflip and then posted about it so here i am fulfilling the part i can do

neat upgrade

cheese mouse

wendy’s jr. bacon chee erowid trip report: 0 hours - i’m eating the burger 15 minutes - it was pretty good 30 minutes - i am partially satiated 1 hour - craving Oreos

wendy’s baconator erowid trip report

with all due respect, your honor, it wasnt even a big deal and you’re kinda being extra about it

look at this goofball

i love when cats tails are just floppin around what are ya doin, goofy

since when is info wars gay

@booker.senate.gov im taking action to beat your ass

Millennials are ruining the cocaine industry

me when i’m very good at respecting women

just basically what i’m about

yes, all thickies need apply

While I appreciate this man's dedication to reading ...

happy 4/20

daydreaming about beating a billionaire to death with my bare hands, hope that’s okay uwu

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

Time for some Tomodachi Life

People should read. I'm tired of people not reading. Please, if you can, PLEASE, read! Read everything, but especially fiction! Read comics! It will help you with empathy AND make you smarter. Please, read.

where i’m at