"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Drop someone MASKED.

If you consistently post AI slop, I'm unfollowing/blocking you. AND I hope they put a data center in your back yard so you can drink dirt until the day you die.

1978 Superman, the three hour extended cut is the absolute greatest superhero film ever made. Kick rocks, Disney / Marvel. You're poseurs on your best day.

Eartha Kitt was born dirt poor in SC in 1927 and picked cotton as a child. An activist for Civil Rights and against Vietnam, she was blacklisted. She was criticized for performing for integrated audiences during apartheid to raise money for black schools. But she did not "support" apartheid.

Salad Lyonnaise. DONE.

Madness.

Guilty.

Aww, man. RIP Robert Carradine.

Shock and Awe. Sturm und Drang. Death and Taxes. Red Beans and Rice.

“The secret of drunkenness is that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drag Force, Air density, Velocity, etc. You stupid dummy...

This guy turned 97 today. Born in Minneapolis.

"Honey, aren't the vampires coming to dinner tonight?" Me:

Jesus Christmas...

We're watching one of the greatest TV shows ever.

Well, it's Friday. I hope everyone gets out alive. “I’d like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc. A very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dust-bowl of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini.”

I'm keeping apprised through you brave souls...

Well, that was fun while it lasted.

Name a film you would call PERFECT. Any genre. (The Emperors New Groove)

Share an iconic album cover.

64°F in Chicago, windows are open...

Show me your Uber driver.

Mardi Gras movie time (it was this Angel Heart, or Interview With a Vampire):

Mardi Gras flavored Pot Pie. Before/After: (those are thyme biscuits on top)

SAZERAC to the FACE!

Mardi Gras.

This is... weird. And a reminder why I can't stand anime.

It's no cherry wood smoked pork shoulder, but good just the same. Creole pasta with spicy sauce and andouille.

I still can't believe Charles De Gaulle is dead.. Huh? Wait, who? Oh... him

Flavor profile: Gunshot residue and pollution

When things go wrong and will not come right, though you do the best you can. When life looks black as the hour of night, a pint of plain is your only man. When money’s tight and hard to get, and your horse has also ran. When all you have is a heap of debt, a pint of plain is your only man.

Post dinner Valentime's movie with my special lady friend. Chicago's own:

Wine braised short ribs, pomme pure and broccolini. DONE.

Oysters and mignonette, Champagne. DONE.

For the despondent ladies today:

Cheddar Easy Cheese on a Chicken in a Biskit. DONE.

Welp, it's 5 o'clocktail on this dystopian Friday the 13th... Smoke a Templar if you've got one. m.youtube.com/watch?v=0c80...

I am Jack's raging contempt for all things DJT.

"Jessica Fletcher and the Case of the Missing Hair Products." Caption this incorrectly:

Whatever doesn’t kill you has friends that will.

Finally getting around to watching Black Adder.

A succulent Chinese meal. DONE.

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What's a line you repeat from a film or TV show in your daily life? Share and spread!

Age verification? I wore Garanimals when they came out.

For the life of me, I don't know why I put on John le Carrie films so late at night (A Most Wanted Man).

What's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens? m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxS...